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SCP-178-J
Class: Keter
Age: [REDACTED]
Location: [REDACTED]
Friends: [REDACTED]
Name: [REDACTED]
Last Known Position: SCP-028-J’s Chamber
Last Known Friends Status: Half alive
Special Containment Procedures.
He can have free time and outdoor activities. If you come into contact with SCP-178-J during a containment breach. Walk away slowly and open the nearest heavy containment door. The way he lures you in is by being really nice, inviting you for tea and crumpets, then when you drink the tea and eat the crumpets some sort of moss starts to grow inside and outside of you then you turn into one of his cursed minions. No women are allowed SCP-178-J or they will kill everyone in sight.
Dr. [REDACTED] over PA: Please step in SCP-178-J’s Containment Chamber.
Foundation Personnel: Sir. Who do you think will die first.
Dr. [REDACTED]: This is for research purposes, not stupid bets!
MTF Squad 3: I bet E-389.
Dr. [REDACTED]: Stop it or your fired.
SCP-178-J: Hey! You guys up there. Care for some tea.
MTF Squad 4: I’ll take some!
*MTF Squad 4 enters SCP-178-J’s Containment.
(Muffled screams of bloody murder of MTF Squad 4 and Class-E group 3)
Log end
