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Doctor [REDACTED] entered the breakroom where SCP-294 resides, with a cart.
Test 1: "Cup of Liquid Oxygen" SCP-294 produces a boiling clear liquid which is cool to the touch through the cup. But was -218.8°C (-361.8°F) when in the cup.
Test 2: "Cup of Cobalt" SCP-294 hummed for a few seconds before displaying an "Out Of Range" notice.
Test 3: "Cup of SCP-049's Cure" The machine hummed for a minute before dispensing a slightly yellow-tinged fluid of undetermined chemical makeup. At this same time, SCP-049 was granted a test subject to operate on and SCP-049 noticed his syringes we're half empty
Test 4: "Cup of T*t F*** Juice" was requested by Doctor [REDACTED] in a humorous sarcastic way while on his break. SCP-294 produced a white-semi-viscous liquid made up of Human sperm cells, sweat, and saliva. This result was disposed of immediately.
Test 5: "Cup of SCP-354" was requested. SCP-294 hummed briefly and produced a cup of red viscous fluid which is confirmed to be from SCP-354.
Testing ended after that. Doctor [REDACTED] loaded the cart with the samples and took them to the bio-lab for examination.
