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Don't you agree that the SCP's are pretty cool?
I agree myself, but there are many SCP's you probably never heard of yet.
There's like a Series V of SCP's now, which is pretty cool, it's nice to see how long these series have been going on for, like 2008-Present, which is like 10-11 years. I wonder what it's like to be a SCP yourself, probably terrifying but yeah.
There's also a very little chance of becoming a SCP but yeah.
It's not like a certain SCP will corrupt these tabs or whatever, just like SCP-███, you know?
But sometimes, SCP-███ can be an absolute ass (not to insult the foundation). If SCP-███ could be less of an ass, that'll be splendid for me and others.
Anyway, on the topic of the Series V SCP's. We now have SCP-████ and SCP-████ which is nice t'hear.
It's not like i'm talking to myself here, y'know haha.
But seriously, SCP-████ is better than SCP-████ (not to be insulting).
But there's some backstory to both SCP's. I wonder what THAT SCP is doing, the one that can go through walls and go through floors (and yes I mean SCP-███).
Anyways, onto the Main Archive. There's some stuff I want to tell you (if you had access to view these archives).
I've been talking about Dr. █████ most of the time, and I think I should lay off him, since he's getting the hate and not me. Should've been █████ instead, because, why not. Also, ██████ please, just stop complaining about EVERYTHING that you see, it's honestly annoying. It's like saying "HuRR YOu EaT FIsh AnD cHiPS" but that's just being childish, so, ██████, shut up and move on.. Also, Dr. ████ is better than Dr. █████. IN MY OPINION.
It's nice see Dr. ███████ got married with █████ a security unit. Congrats!
█████ Replies with: "Thanks for the support!"
It's nice to hear that they both got married, and are having a kid soon.
I wonder if █████ Kuznetsov is still ok on that expedition, I mean he kinda got a broken leg from it, but i'm assuming he'll still be okay. He still has █ months until full recovery, which is good to hear.
"I… Am.. The.. Teacher.." What is that supposed to mean or represent? Oh, I know! Nothing! Isn't that great? Yeah, i'm sure it is great.. It's like that one SCP thing.. Whatever it was called, I think it was SCP-███ but i'm unsure about that.
It's probably a Keter-classed scenario type, but I am unsure about that though.
I wonder if that ████ is doing well with ██████. Y'know..
UPDATE: Oh wow, ██████ is getting mad at me for giving out my opinion, he can't even take it properly, I tried to reason with him, but no, he's just getting more mad if I try to reason with him. ██████, please, we can talk about this if you just got a little less mad, alright? I'm only giving my opinion, dummy, so calm down alright?
UPDATE II: Looks like reasoning with ██████ doesn't seem to be working again, he saw that update that I posted on this archive, I have a feeling that he's gonna hunt me down at one point, honestly..
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"Hey you! Stay away from that door over there, if you were to enter that door, you'll be killed before you know it. It counts as an SCP too. The SCP behind the door is some what of a flesh-type humanoid being of some sort. Literally, muscles and no skin. I have no idea what that thing wants from us but he'll probably kill us though. So, yeah.. Where could that Dr. ████████ be? I haven't seen him in a while, hopefully he hasn't gone through that door.."
There's like a very deep pit that I found in ███ near ██████.. It's like a hundred feet down, but nobody would dare go down that pit, even if it's for money, but we don't know what's at the very bottom of that pit. Some people have gone down that pit and were never heard from again, we obviously know why though.
"██████, come look at this, it's a deep pit that leads literally to hell!"
"I bet you fifty bucks to jump down that hole"
"Hah! I can do that easily for fifty bucks, I bet you!"
"Alright then, go ahead."
"O-on second thought, maybe I won't…"
"Wow, what a pussy you are."
Each time a person looks down the pit or even approach it, they'll automatically feel scared because of the pit's effects.
It has been studied that the pit has gas-like chemicals which will make the person near it feel scared, the gas has been called: "LSD-Related Gas Toxin" also known as, LSD-RGT.
LSD-RGT (LSD-Related Gas Toxin) has a few interesting effects on humans and animals.
The reports on the gas has sometimes lead to death if one victim inhaled too much of the gas itself.
LSD-RGT REPORT #158.444B
Around 56,000 people have encountered this gas related toxin, over one twelfth of the people who inhaled this gas have died due to LSD-RGT overdose which means 4666 people have had an LSD-RGT overdose. There is no known cure for the overdose, so people are advised to keep a good distance away from the pit. All in the same year of ████
LSD-RGT SYMPTOMS:
- Cowardly Behaviour
- Nausea (Big amount of LSD-RGT)
- Dizziness
- Hallucinations (Big amount of LSD-RGT)
The One Step Forward Phenomenon, effects 500 people each year near █████████, ███.
It's produced by █████ and ███████ which are two types of atoms and neutrons (which can be deadly), if those two are combined together the phenomenon is made, and will attempt to spread from human to human but fails to do so because of the lack of atoms and or neutrons attached to it. Instances of the atoms and neutrons are found near █████████ and not around the world.
People believe that the atoms and neutrons are stuck in that one area and they don't have the power to move around the world.
So, what happens to the people that are effected by the phenomenon? Well, they experience:
- Limb twitching
- The urge to move near ███████.
- Suicidal thoughts.
There are cures for this phenomenon, all though they are located in ██████, █████████ and ████.
Most of the cures are being departed to the selected cities in the region of █████████.
This phenomenon is extremely rare to get and is only located in █████████ So there's no need to worry.
The Fooled Ghost is a type of ghost that only roams certain forests near ███████. The ghost moves at a quick pace of ███km/h.
It is unknown of what this ghost's backstory is, everyone has a theory but most of the theories are not true and or not scientifically correct.
The ghost can only be seen by a camera which can capture 10,000 fp/s.
We managed to capture an image of the fooled ghost on ██/██/20██. We refuse to show this to certain areas.
The fooled ghost can be seen very faintly, because it was shot at 10,000 fp/s which makes the resolution a little bit rough.
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The Creepy, Floating, Puking Skull; is an unknown floating skull with no backstory at all. The Skull is capable of talking, but is in it's rest period.
The Skull can puke out a strange substance that is identified as: ████████. The skull can too, float with a strange gravitational reaction that seems to come from the Earth itself. The skull can sometimes attack, by biting the victim with very sharp teeth that is capable of tearing off somebody's own face with a brute of force. Although the skull can float and puke it's also blind since it does not have any eyes in which it makes it difficult for the skull to see and bite a victim, but the skull can use echolocation to determine where the victim is. The skull is contained near ███████ in The ██. The floating skull eats 2 living pigs so the skull can be fuelled for when it awakes or even sleeps for the day ahead. It is unknown how he can speak or even live for that matter, different types of scientists are trying to figure out why, but they do not have a proper clue.
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The Blood-Taking pen is a type of Ballpoint pen made by Vladimir ████████.
The pen can take the blood from anyone who holds the pen, about 1-3.5g of blood can be withdrawn by the victim holding the pen in their hands.
The person who's 10 metres away from the pen will have the urge to hold the pen in their hand.
Each person can faint from holding this pen after 2.5 minutes, due to blood loss.
The blood from the person who was holding the pen will be stored inside the pen in which the blood is the ink and the blood cannot be removed from the pen. If a person were to attempt to break the pen open (with the blood as the ink) they'll get a cardiac arrest and die within 55 seconds of touching the pen with the blood inside the pen.
"Ah, nothing beats a good ol' Patented Skinner Burgers!"
Patented Skinner Burgers are a assortment of Burgers (one to seven) made from Bone Tissues, Skin and or Flesh. Most people who eat these types of burgers will start to vomit excessively everywhere and experience stomach pain including a case of Campylobacter (a type of food poisoning). Victims will have to be treated within 8 hours, or else the Campylobacter will get worse.
Honesty is the worst policy is a type of phenomenon in which it changes a person's perspective of certain things that they believe, like certain types of policys, for example, honesty.
For a person not effected with 'Honesty is the worst policy': "I will be truly honest about this!"
For a person effected with 'Honesty is the worst policy': "Honesty? P-lease, it's just a dumb rule.."
This type of phenomenon affects every age from new born to elderly.
This mostly affects teenagers due to puberty and other types of scenarios.
A cup of Joe consists the actual blood of a person known as Joe ████ by top-level scientists.
Yeah, it's just a cup of Joe, nothing special.
"Gromit, that's it! We'll go somewhere where there's cheese!"
Wensleydale moon, is a type of brand of cheese in which it causes… Lets say volcanic shit, absolute crap everwhere. I know, it's disguisting, don't sue me. This type of cheese can also cause terrible odours from the person who ate the brand of cheese.
The cheese consists of a type of wrapping which protects the cheese from getting moldy.
The researchers have no clue on what causes the volcanic shit at all, it's just too confusing to learn about what causes it at all. (You're probably sarcastically laughing at this).
The strange vigenere code consists of gibberish text, but don't let that "gibberish text" fool you, it turns out its a code. We've managed to find out that this gibberish text is actually Vigenere text instead, many people have deciphered the code, but many are confused as to what this effects.
The code says this (in vigenere): "uvls amtr! z yb lbceb gc t kixv uxmp tkkrax bw pf upmmz qi ddhl, q jrtt ummp jrjvs lqnl wxzm hfp 16 stga, k rk ahkivvb xg kinzddkvqc. jccw pmng ojbksnp yh iwauzzax jmhfpt bb'a vfm atbm, ceb wnzza, hsxvs!"
Many people have tried to attempt to crack the code randomly cease to exist for no apparent reason.
Many people believe that this type of code is cursed, and that the person sending the message has died.
But that might not be the case, we have yet to analyse on what causes this type of scenario..
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