SCP-3126-J

Item#: 3126-J

Level1

Containment Class:

pending

Secondary Class:

none

Disruption Class:

none

Risk Class:

none

link to memo

Special Containment Procedures:
This jar of pickles is to have a 44 ton clamp holding the lid to the jar. Tests are not to be conducted on the jar.

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Description:
The pickles bite you when you open the jar, do not open the jar. It has a sticky note attached to the side reading "Do not open, they bite =)".

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Addendum:

Rich - DESTROY THE DAMN THING ITS NOT EVEN THAT BAD, IF PEOPLE REALLY THINK ITS BAD, THEN REMOVE IT