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Item #: SCP-3971
Object class: Safe
Special Containment procedures: SCP-3971 is to be contained in the standard 10m by 10m by 10m room. The room must contain structures capable of blocking SCP-3971 view. The room needs Black-lights in every corner of the room and in the center. no flash photography is allowed in SCP-3971's room at all times.
Description: SCP-3971 appears to be a rusty brass humanoid robot with a powerful light were each eye should be. SCP-3971's light can reach up to 192 224 lumen's. SCP-3971's creator seemed to be focusing on the aesthetic of SCP-3971 and not function. SCP-3971's voice seems to be very broken at times (see interview 3971-1) saying things like "Ha ha ha you are so not not fun-ny Bimbo" at random times.
SCP-3971 seems to be extremely happy in containment even when he's let out of his chamber he won't leave. ever since SCP-3971 was put in containment it has been blabbering about how Dr [DATA REDACTED] saved him from the horrors of world war twenty-seven (27). SCP-3971's brass arm leaks a black substance most of the time if the black substance comes into contact with anyone they will melt into [ink REDACTED]. SCP-3971 can open it's jaw to release a smaller robot (SCP-3971-A) that it calls Critter.
SCP-3971-A: Critter
SCP-3971-A is the perfect handyman and friend for SCP-3971. SCP-3971-A will fix SCP-3971 in any place except for his brass arm. further study recommended.
Interview 3971-1
Time: [REDACTED] Date: [REDACTED] Research Area: [REDACTED]
Dr. [REDACTED]: So why do you like it here so much?
SCP-3971: You Saved me from World War Twenty-Seven (27).
Dr. [REDACTED]: O.K. [Pauses] Now what is SCP-3971-A?
SCP-3971: I donuts understand.
Dr. [REDACTED]: Critter, what is it?
SCP-3971: [Turns light on] IT'S A HE!
Dr. [REDACTED]: [stumbles backwards out of chair] JESUS CHRIST MY EYES!
SCP-3971: [Turns off light] Ha ha ha you are so not not fun-ny Bimbo!
Capt. [REDACTED]: Remain docile SCP-3971 of you'll be kicked outside!
Dr. [REDACTED]: [gets back in chair] Lets move on.
SCP-3971: Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes.
Dr. [REDACTED]: Ugh, Someone fix him.
[Tape pauses shortly then resumes]
Dr. [REDACTED]: O.K. [pauses] what do you know about SCP-658?
SCP-3971: Nothing.
Dr. [REDACTED]: m-Kay, SCP-1370?
SCP-3971: Beg not not your pardon?
Dr. [REDACTED]: What do you know a bout SCP-1370
SCP-3971: Nothing
Dr. [REDACTED]: This is going nowhere.
[Tape stops for a few seconds then resumes]
Dr. [REDACTED]: Why do you want to stay in you cell?
SCP-3971: Because humans are one of the best species in the universe they must best and stop the Aziens, starters of world war twenty-seven (27)
Dr. [REDACTED]: So you want us to study you?
SCP-3971: Yes Yes Yes
Dr. [REDACTED]:O.K. whats that in your brass arm?
SCP-3971: Ink, that's what I run on, ink
Dr. [REDACTED]: How can you Store Critter in your thought?
SCP-3971:He chooses to do that.
Dr. [REDACTED]:O.K. [pauses and writes something down] oh! we're out of time. Nice chat! [footsteps indicate that Dr. [REDACTED] left the room]
SCP-3971: Bye!
End Tape
