SCP-4614-S, Bartholomew (by Ank57)

Item #: SCP-4614-S
Object Class: Euclid Safe
Special Containment Procedures: The town of ███████, OR is to be monitored for SCP-4146-S-1 and 2 activity, citizens who see SCP-4146-S activity are to be given CLASS - A amnestics
Description: SCP-4614-S-1 is a male human child, matching the description of Bart Simpson from the show The Simpsons, any attempts to capture SCP-4614-S-1 will be met with failure, with SCP-4614-S-1 [REDACTED]
Any signs, buildings, houses, or other similar structures near SCP-5614-S-1 will be vandalized by SCP-4614-S-1, and become SCP-4614-S-2
SCP-4614-S-2 display graffiti featuring the catchphrases of Bart Simpson, all methods of removing graffiti, short of using SCP-████ prove useless, however, after 146-297 days, the graffiti will e removed by unknown means
Addendum: Samples of SCP-4614-S-2 show it contains ██% of Nancy Jean Cartwright¹'s skin cells.

Footnotes

1. the actor who plays Bart Simpson