SCP-42069

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+ Show theme code

@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Basic|IBM+Plex+Mono:400,700');
 
@supports(--css: variables) {
 
:root {
    /* Typefaces */
    --body-font: 'IBM Plex Mono', monospace;
    --header-font: 'IBM Plex Mono', sans-serif;
    --title-font: 'IBM Plex Mono', monospace;
    --mono-font: "IBM Plex Mono", monospace;
 
    /* Standard Colors */
 
    --white-monochrome: 238, 238, 216;
    --pale-gray-monochrome: 233, 231, 204;
    --light-gray-monochrome: 147, 147, 147;
    --gray-monochrome: 127, 127, 127;
    --dark-gray-monochrome: 101, 101, 101;
    --black-monochrome: 25, 20, 16;
    --bright-accent: 145, 179, 153;
    --medium-accent: 145, 179, 153;
    --dark-accent: 105, 133, 111;
 
    --swatch-text-general: var(--swatch-text-dark);
 
    --logo-image: url("https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/theme:scp-offices-theme/scpoffices_logo.svg");
 
    --background-gradient-color: 215, 215, 215;
    --background-gradient-distance: 40rem;
 
    /* Link Colors */
    --link-color: var(--bright-accent);
    --visited-link-color: var(--dark-accent);
    --hover-link-color: var(--dark-accent);
    --newpage-color: 221, 102, 17;
 
    scrollbar-color: rgba(var(--white-monochrome), 1) rgba(var(--bright-accent), 0.50);
}
 
#container-wrap-wrap {
 
    background-image:
        -webkit-repeating-linear-gradient(top,
        hsla(0, 0%, 100%, 0),
        hsla(0, 0%, 100%, 0) 0.25vh,
        rgba(88, 88, 88, 0.1) 0.35vh,
        rgba(88, 88, 88, 0.2) 0.5vh),
 
        -webkit-linear-gradient(top,
        rgba(var(--black-monochrome), 1) var(--header-height-on-desktop),
        rgba(var(--gray-monochrome), 1) calc(var(--header-height-on-desktop) + 0.125rem),
        rgba(var(--gray-monochrome), 1) -webkit-calc(100% - 0.125rem),
        rgba(var(--gray-monochrome), 1) -webkit-calc(100% - 0.125rem),
        rgba(var(--black-monochrome), 1) 100%);
 
    background-image:
        -moz-repeating-linear-gradient(top,
        hsla(0, 0%, 100%, 0),
        hsla(0, 0%, 100%, 0) 0.25vh,
        rgba(88, 88, 88, 0.1) 0.35vh,
        rgba(88, 88, 88, 0.2) 0.5vh),
 
        -moz-linear-gradient(top,
        rgba(var(--black-monochrome), 1) var(--header-height-on-desktop),
        rgba(var(--gray-monochrome), 1) calc(var(--header-height-on-desktop) + 0.125rem),
        rgba(var(--gray-monochrome), 1) -moz-calc(100% - 0.125rem),
        rgba(var(--gray-monochrome), 1) -moz-calc(100% - 0.125rem),
        rgba(var(--black-monochrome), 1) 100%);
 
    background-image:
        repeating-linear-gradient(180deg,
        hsla(0, 0%, 100%, 0),
        hsla(0, 0%, 100%, 0) 0.25vh,
        rgba(88, 88, 88, 0.1) 0.35vh,
        rgba(88, 88, 88, 0.2) 0.5vh),
 
        -webkit-gradient(linear,
        left top, left bottom,
        color-stop(var(--header-height-on-desktop), rgba(var(--black-monochrome), 1)),
        color-stop(calc(var(--header-height-on-desktop) + 0.125rem), rgba(var(--gray-monochrome), 1)),
        color-stop(rgba(var(--gray-monochrome), 1)),
        color-stop(rgba(var(--gray-monochrome), 1)),
        to(rgba(var(--black-monochrome), 1)));
 
    background-image:
        -o-repeating-linear-gradient(top,
        hsla(0, 0%, 100%, 0),
        hsla(0, 0%, 100%, 0) 0.25vh,
        rgba(88, 88, 88, 0.1) 0.35vh,
        rgba(88, 88, 88, 0.2) 0.5vh),
 
        -o-linear-gradient(top,
        rgba(var(--black-monochrome), 1) var(--header-height-on-desktop),
        rgba(var(--gray-monochrome), 1) calc(var(--header-height-on-desktop) + 0.125rem),
        rgba(var(--gray-monochrome), 1) calc(100% - 0.125rem),
        rgba(var(--gray-monochrome), 1) calc(100% - 0.125rem),
        rgba(var(--black-monochrome), 1) 100%);
 
    background-image:
        repeating-linear-gradient(180deg,
        hsla(0, 0%, 100%, 0),
        hsla(0, 0%, 100%, 0) 0.25vh,
        rgba(88, 88, 88, 0.1) 0.35vh,
        rgba(88, 88, 88, 0.2) 0.5vh),
 
        linear-gradient(to bottom,
        rgba(var(--black-monochrome), 1) var(--header-height-on-desktop),
        rgba(var(--gray-monochrome), 1) calc(var(--header-height-on-desktop) + 0.125rem),
        rgba(var(--gray-monochrome), 1) calc(100% - 0.125rem),
        rgba(var(--gray-monochrome), 1) calc(100% - 0.125rem),
        rgba(var(--black-monochrome), 1) 100%);
    -webkit-background-size: 100% var(--header-height-on-desktop), 100% 9.375rem;
       -moz-background-size: 100% var(--header-height-on-desktop), 100% 9.375rem;
         -o-background-size: 100% var(--header-height-on-desktop), 100% 9.375rem;
            background-size: 100% var(--header-height-on-desktop), 100% 9.375rem;
    background-repeat: no-repeat;
}
 
#skrollr-body {}
 
a {
    --wght: 900;
    font-weight: 900;
}
 
#header h2 span::before {
    color: rgb(var(--bright-accent));
}
 
#header h1 *,
#top-bar *,
#page-title * {
    will-change: opacity;
    -webkit-transition: opacity 0.2s ease-in-out;
    -o-transition: opacity 0.2s ease-in-out;
    -moz-transition: opacity 0.2s ease-in-out;
    transition: opacity 0.2s ease-in-out;
}
 
#header h1 a:hover::before,
#top-bar a:hover,
#page-title:hover,
#search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:hover, 
#search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:focus {
    -webkit-animation: flicker 20s linear infinite;
    -moz-animation: flicker 20s linear infinite;
    -o-animation: flicker 20s linear infinite;
       animation: flicker 20s linear infinite;
}
 
#top-bar li:hover ul,
#top-bar li:focus-within ul,
#top-bar li.sfhover ul,
#top-bar li ul {
    -webkit-backdrop-filter: none !important;
    backdrop-filter: none !important;
}
 
#search-top-box-form input[type="submit"] {
    background: rgb(var(--bright-accent)) !important;
}
 
#search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:hover, 
#search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:focus {
    background: rgb(var(--dark-accent)) !important;
}
 
#side-bar img {
    display: none;
}
 
#side-bar .collapsible-block-unfolded {
    background: unset;
}
 
#side-bar div.menu-item a.collapsible-block-link, 
#side-bar .side-block>.collapsible-block a.collapsible-block-link {
    background: rgba(var(--medium-accent),0.5);    
}
 
#side-bar .close-menu::before {
    line-height: 0.85em !important;
}
 
#side-bar div.menu-item a,
#side-bar div.menu-item .text {
    --wght: 900;
    font-weight: 900;
}
 
#side-bar div.menu-item a:hover {
    -webkit-animation: flicker 20s linear infinite;
    -moz-animation: flicker 20s linear infinite;
    -o-animation: flicker 20s linear infinite;
       animation: flicker 20s linear infinite;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box {
    background:
        -webkit-gradient(linear,
        left top, left bottom,
        from(rgb(var(--bright-accent))),
        color-stop(30%, rgb(var(--dark-accent))),
        to(rgb(var(--dark-accent)))) !important;
    background:
        -webkit-linear-gradient(top,
        rgb(var(--bright-accent)) 0%,
        rgb(var(--dark-accent)) 30%,
        rgb(var(--dark-accent)) 100%) !important;
    background:
        -moz-linear-gradient(top,
        rgb(var(--bright-accent)) 0%,
        rgb(var(--dark-accent)) 30%,
        rgb(var(--dark-accent)) 100%) !important;
    background:
        -o-linear-gradient(top,
        rgb(var(--bright-accent)) 0%,
        rgb(var(--dark-accent)) 30%,
        rgb(var(--dark-accent)) 100%) !important;
    background:
        linear-gradient(to bottom,
        rgb(var(--bright-accent)) 0%,
        rgb(var(--dark-accent)) 30%,
        rgb(var(--dark-accent)) 100%) !important;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box > span.rate-points,
.page-rate-widget-box > span.rateup,
.page-rate-widget-box > span.ratedown,
.page-rate-widget-box > span.cancel,
.page-rate-widget-box > span.rate-points > a,
.page-rate-widget-box > span.rateup > a,
.page-rate-widget-box > span.ratedown > a,
.page-rate-widget-box > span.cancel > a {
    color: rgb(var(--white-monochrome));
    mix-blend-mode: unset;
    -webkit-transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out, opacity 0.2s ease-in-out, background-color 0.2s ease-in-out;
    -o-transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out, opacity 0.2s ease-in-out, background-color 0.2s ease-in-out;
    -moz-transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out, opacity 0.2s ease-in-out, background-color 0.2s ease-in-out;
    transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out, opacity 0.2s ease-in-out, background-color 0.2s ease-in-out;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box > span.rate-points:hover,
.page-rate-widget-box > span.rate-points:active {
    color: rgb(var(--white-monochrome)) !important;
    mix-blend-mode: unset !important;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box > span.rateup:hover,
.page-rate-widget-box > span.rateup:active,
.page-rate-widget-box > span.ratedown:hover,
.page-rate-widget-box > span.ratedown:active,
.page-rate-widget-box > span.cancel:hover,
.page-rate-widget-box > span.cancel:active {
    color: rgb(var(--black-monochrome));
    -webkit-animation: flicker 20s linear infinite;
    -moz-animation: flicker 20s linear infinite;
    -o-animation: flicker 20s linear infinite;
       animation: flicker 20s linear infinite;
}
 
.info-container .collapsible-block-folded, 
.info-container .collapsible-block-unfolded-link {
    background: rgb(var(--bright-accent))!important;    
}
 
iframe.scpnet-interwiki-frame {
    -webkit-filter: invert(0.8) hue-rotate(-40deg) saturate(0.2);
            filter: invert(0.8) hue-rotate(-40deg) saturate(0.2);
}    
 
@media only screen and (max-width: 768px) {
    #header {
        background-position: left -webkit-calc(5vw + 5.5rem - 10.4rem) top -webkit-calc(4% - var(--offset-from-page-top) / 2),top center;
        background-position: left -moz-calc(5vw + 5.5rem - 10.4rem) top -moz-calc(4% - var(--offset-from-page-top) / 2),top center;
        background-position: left calc(5vw + 5.5rem - 10.4rem) top calc(4% - var(--offset-from-page-top) / 2),top center;
        -webkit-background-size: -webkit-calc(8.75rem + var(--offset-from-page-top)),100% var(--header-height-on-desktop);
           -moz-background-size: -moz-calc(8.75rem + var(--offset-from-page-top)),100% var(--header-height-on-desktop);
             -o-background-size: calc(8.75rem + var(--offset-from-page-top)),100% var(--header-height-on-desktop);
                background-size: calc(8.75rem + var(--offset-from-page-top)),100% var(--header-height-on-desktop);
        background-repeat: no-repeat,repeat;
    }
}
 
@-webkit-keyframes flicker {
    0% {
        opacity: .2;
    }
 
    5% {
        opacity: .9;
    }
 
    6% {
        opacity: 1;
    }
 
    11% {
        opacity: .4;
    }
 
    11.25% {
        opacity: .6;
    }
 
    11.5% {
        opacity: .4;
    }
 
    18% {
        opacity: 1;
    }
 
    18.5% {
        opacity: .9;
    }
 
    22% {
        opacity: 1;
    }
 
    38.5% {
        opacity: 1;
    }
 
    39% {
        opacity: .8;
    }
 
    42% {
        opacity: 1;
    }
 
    60% {
        opacity: 1;
    }
 
    60.5% {
        opacity: 0;
    }
 
    62% {
        opacity: 0;
    }
 
    63% {
        opacity: .2;
    }
 
    63.25% {
        opacity: 0;
    }
 
    65% {
        opacity: 1;
    }
 
    73% {
        opacity: 1;
    }
 
    75% {
        opacity: .8;
    }
 
    79% {
        opacity: 1;
    }
 
    100% {
        opacity: 1;
    }
}
}

Item#: 42069

Level3

Containment Class:

euclid

Secondary Class:

none

Disruption Class:

ekhi

Risk Class:

caution

link to memo

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-42069 Containment of SCP-42069-1 is Unachievable and Unnecessary. Any and all known Instances of SCP-42069-2 are to be tracked and monitored at all times by MTF Tau-34 (Big Brothers) and MTF Quebec-14 (Cringe Normies) Any Instances of SCP-42069-2 that undergo a BK-Class social response event are to be Terminated and Incinerated. Any and All research pertaining to SCP-42069 is to be performed at Armed Memetic and Cognitohazardous Research Site-64 (A.M.C.R. Site-64)

Description: SCP-42069 is the collective identification of 2 corresponding phenomena, SCP-42069-1 and SCP-42069-2. SCP-42069 is what is commonly referred to by the general public as a “Bruh Moment” To elaborate SCP-42069-1 is not a single “Bruh Moment” nor is it a series of “Bruh Moments” it is the concept of a “Bruh Moment” Anyone highly susceptible to creating “Bruh Moments” is deemed a SCP-42069-2 instance.

Addendum 42069-1: “Bruh” -Dr. Johnathan Hurb

Note: Dr. Johnathan Hurb has been reprimanded for the creation of the SCP-42069 article. Further Investigation pending O5-Council approval. SCP-42069 article to be removed from the main database and archived for further investigation by Records and Information Security Administration (R.A.I.S.A.) Any further information referring to SCP-42069 is classified Overseer Clearance Only.

Input Overseer Clearance