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SCP-4602-J, who is very thick.
Item #: SCP-4602-J
Object Class: Tolstyy
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4602-J is held at Tolstyy-Khraneniya Provisional Area-221 due to its incredible thickness. No personnel are allowed to enter SCP-4602-J's containment cell unless for researching purposes (see Incident 4602-J-01).
In the event of a containment breach, Protocol Alto-Livello Tolstyy-4602-J is to be put into place immediately. Any person that has reached Stage 5 or higher of SCP-4602-J's effects are to be terminated immediately. Failure to comply outside of a testing environment will result in strict punishment, preferably via demotion or termination.
Description: SCP-4602-J is a thick entity, resembling a 2.7m tall human wearing a thick, blue outfit and a pair of sunglasses. The entity's diameter is roughly equivalent to that of 1.2m wide. Anybody who is aware of SCP-4602-J's existence will have the overwhelming urge to comment on how incredibly thick the outfit of the entity is. All tests by personnel to avoid commenting on SCP-4602-J's thickness have met with failure, due to SCP-4602-J's incredible thickness.
The effects of SCP-4602-J are composed of six (6) stages.| Stage # | Effect | Time Elapsed Since Initial Contact |
|---|---|---|
| Stage 1 | The victim feels a faint urge to speak about SCP-4602-J's thickness. | 0 Minutes |
| Stage 2 | The victim cannot resist to note SCP-4602-J's thickness. | 3 Minutes |
| Stage 3 | The intense thickness of SCP-4602-J begins to slowly transfer over to the victim. SCP-4602-J retains its signature thickness. | 8 Minutes |
| Stage 4 | SCP-4602-J begins telling stories to the victim (now an instance of SCP-4602-J-2) of its overwhelming thickness. | 19 Minutes |
| Stage 5 | SCP-4602-J-2 begins to believe they are SCP-4602-J. They will attempt to escape and infect anybody else. | 23 Minutes |
| Stage 6 | [REDACTED] | 30 Minutes |
Conclusion: Due to SCP-4602-J's intense thickness, it can be concluded that SCP-4602-J is very wide and thick. The undeniable proof that SCP-4602-J is excruciatingly thick shows just how wide he is.
Incident 4602-J-01: On ██-██-20██, D-32870 and D-32885 entered SCP-4602-J's containment chamber outside of a testing environment and reached Stage 6 of 4602-J's effects. They [REDACTED] before Mobile Task Force Omicron-80 ("Horizontally Expanded") arrived and terminated the subjects.
