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Object #SCP-4667
Object class: Euclid
Special containment procedures:
SCP-4667 is to be kept in a locked and refrigerated steel box in site 47.
SCP-4667-2 is to be soon destroyed to reserve funds.
Description:
SCP-4667 is the designation for 13 individual wine glasses, hereby referred to as SCP-4667-1 thru SCP-4667-13.
SCP-4667-1 is a standard wine glass, made from glass. It’s only anomalous effect manifests when water is poured inside SCP-4667, this effect causes the water to instantly transmute into [REDACTED] brand whiskey.
SCP-4667-2 is a [REDACTED] brand wine glass. SCP-4667’s anomalous effect only manifests within 30 meters of another anomalous object. The effect causes severe dementia in all humanoids. This effect is not reversible.
SCP-4667-3 [REDACTED BY O5 REQUEST]
SCP-4667-4 seems to randomly cause an anomalous effect that causes immense pain in all subjects [REDACTED] joints.
SCP-4667-5 is a [REDACTED] whose anomalous effect causes [REDACTED] in [REDACTED], the effect is reversible.
ScP-4667-6 Is A [ReDaCtEd] BrAnD gLaSs Of WiNe ThAt CaUsEs AlL wRiTtEn Or SpOkEn AbOuT iT tO cApItIiZe EvErY oThEr LeTtEr.
SCP-4667-7 [REDACTED]
SCP-4667-8 No information has been discovered about SCP-4667-8.
SCP-4667-9 is a [REDACTED] brand glass of what appears to be lava. The lava has not melted the glass. This has been presumed to be anomalous.
SCP-4667-10 has been destroyed.
SCP-4667–11 has been lost.
SCP-4667-12 has been incinerated.
SCP-4667-13 is currently being kept In Dr. [REDACTED]s fridge.
It is unknown how it appeared there, and it will only reappear there. This has been considered an anomalous affect.
Addendum-4667-1-458-B/5
Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to interact with SCP-4667-1, to claim he is Jesus Christ’s second coming.
Addendum-4667-13-39
Interview below.
Dr. [REDACTED]:
It just appeared in my [EXPLETIVE] fridge! I have no goddamned idea how it got there! It’s weird…
Researcher Jakeob:
If this is true, than this is a weird effect.
[END INTERVIEW]
