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An instance of SCP-4879-J
Item #: SCP-4879-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
The entity is currently housed in site ████ in Kaiser, Oregon and to be monitored from 6:00 A.M to 2:00 A.M the next day. Subject usually sleeps from 3:00 A.M to 1:00 P.M, where occasionally he wakes up sporadically begging for Taco Bell. Any instance of SCP-4879-J begging for any item from Taco Bell, please proceed to containment procedures [DATA EXPUNGED]. Subject is to be kept in a room with a computer and a mini-fridge, with Mountain Dew Baja Blast contained inside said fridge. If SCP-4879 makes contact with a female, an instance of SCP-4879-1-J appears. If this occurs, proceed with containment procedures ██-b.
Description: SCP-4879-J is a humanoid creature resembling 1.6256 meters in height. Subject has an alarming amount of body fat, with very little muscle mass. SCP-4879-J seems to have permanent crumbs of Taco Bell Cinnamon Twists around the chin. the crumbs seem to have a magnetic property, as when attempted to be removed, [DATA EXPUNGED]
SCP-4879-J is to kept away from any contact with a female. If SCP-4879-J makes contact with a female, SCP-4879-1-J emerges. SCP-4879-1-J is described as a feline-like creature, measuring 3.57 meters in height. SCP-4879-1-J starts to implore for sexual intercourse with said female. If female declines, SCP-4879-1-J eyes start to shine red and starts to scream at a hertz of █. When heard in a distance of at least 2 meters, the ears start to bleed, and the subject collapses. The subject will then be declared dead. However, if offered with Taco Bell, he transforms back into SCP-4879-J, where he eats and goes to his computer, where the subject stays all day, until asleep. If the female accepts, SCP-4879-1-J transforms back to SCP-4879-J where they proceed and ████.
