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,Item #: SCP-4932
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4932 is to be kept in Site-[REDACTED], in a 10x10x10 Iron Cage with a 50x50x25 pool in it, with at least 5 Level 2 personnel guarding at all times. Due to his frequent and accidental breaches, the cage is to be reinforced every 3 days with a coat of Titanium to prevent breaches from artillery, a navy boat with machine gun turrets is to be provided to him when he hasn't tried to destroy the facility in 3 days.
Description: SCP-4932, formly known as ███████ ██████ ██████, or Admiral Bob, as he calls himself, is a God of extreme destruction 64 year old Australian man who wears a admiral hat and pipe who believes he is in a permanent naval battle, he also has a white beard and white hair. He loves anything water, and is known to quote The Old Man and the Sea, and other literature about water. Whenever he plays battleship, a mock navy battle, or risk, and commands something to happen, ridiculous stuff happens that often results in destruction of Foundation property. In the event that SCP-4932 escapes, Agents are to read The Old Man and the Sea to him until he falls asleep, in the event he refuses to listen, agents are recommended to use sedatives on him.
| Command | Result |
|---|---|
| "Artillery fire!" | Artillery will hit the spot he points to, the ammo appears to be radioactive presents, with the contents ranging from coal to O5-█'s lost wedding ring and [Data Expunged] |
| "Use the Flak Cannons private, enemy air fighters are coming!" | The nearest Foundation agent suddenly gets an urge to fire at the sky with the nearest weapon to him, if any flak guns are nearby, he will rush for those instead |
| "We need more ammo Corporal!" | The nearest foundation logistics personnel will suddenly grab whatever ammo he requests and bring it to SCP-4932 |
| "INCOMING" | [DATA EXPUNGED]1 |
Addendum-4932-A: SCP-4932 is to NEVER come into contact with Dr. ████████, Dr. █████, or Agent ███████ again, due to the fear that SCP-4932 will attempt to destroy the world with intergalactic naval artillery.
Addendum-4932-B: Nobody is to tell SCP-4932 that he is not an Admiral, breaking this addendum will result in a termination of SCP-4932's choice.
"I don't know who the hell thought it was a good idea to tell SCP-4932 he wasn't an admiral, but he nearly blew up Site-██, and if anyone tries to tell him that again, termination should be quick and effective of that personnel."
