SCP-4995. Shit ain't ready

CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Euclid:

Special Containment Procedures:
To contain SCP-4995 is actually pretty easy

Since it's literally human feces that gained sentience, throw it into it's cage then close the door but be fast or it'll run away again. Don't expect there being more external stuff just throw it in

Description: SCP-4995 is a phenomenon where human feces becomes sentient and immortal. It'll try to kill the person that produced it and that is the reason why it is Euclid and not Safe

Addendum:

D-class: *Currently using the bathroom* Ow! What the fuck was that?! *He stands up and sees his feces staring at him*