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Item #: SCP - 5002-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: If you're a driver or motorist just be fucking prepared for any stop sign, and learn not to bloody well joyride on highways. Speed limits have a reason for existing. - Dr. Clovers
Description: SCP - 5002-J takes the form of a road stop sign. The alteration though shows that instead of having the words "STOP", it says "GOT 'EM!". SCP - 5002-J seems to show an attraction to manifesting to any joyriders, aggressive drivers and DUI's. They are now noted as SCP -5002-J-1 Noted by instances of the subject, it appears meer seconds after the driver blinks when reaching 70 mph. When the initial driver processes the red or the shape of the object they will panic and slam on the breaks causing either skids, spins, collisions and hydroplaning from due weather. After instances of SCP - 5002-J-1 come to a stop, they will hear a voice yelling "GOT 'EM!" followed by wheezing laughter. Instances of SCP - 5002-J will then become frustrated or annoyed to the point where any continued driving after will have the normal listed symptoms and behaviors of aggressive driving. Upon inspection of the event, victims will recall driving an African-American man named "Deez Nutz". (This spelling was confirmed and written by victims of SCP - 5002-J.) - Dr. Clovers
SCP - 5002-J is found within the routes of 8, 46 and 87 along with the area of Morris County and Succasunna. This anomaly essentially has caused 341 fatalities from road accidents, 19 DUI incident fatalities and 2031 accidents due to aggressive driving or SCP - 5002-J.
