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Item #: SCP-5005-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5005-J is to be observed and scanned at all times by the anti-memetics team, "The Meddling Kids". Any new cases will be sent to Site-██ for questioning and interrogation, followed by Class-D (D stands for doinks) Amnestics. All physical copies are to be stored in the sites media centre, to be locked far away from Researcher Amanda, like holy shit woman STOP BEING THIRSTY FOR THIS GUY HE'S NOT EVEN HOT.
Any instances of SCP-5005-J-3 are to be locked in a standard high population humanoid facility in site-██. No more than 10 000 grams of calories per person are allowed at any time of the day. Any doinks to be found are to be removed immediately and to be placed on Dr. Mayner's office cubicle, next to the "SCP-682 is a little bitch" mug.
Description: SCP-5005-J consists of SCP-5005-J-1, SCP-5005-J-2, and SCP-5005-J-3. SCP-5005-J-1 is the incarnation of a character, "Shaggy", throughout the 'Scooby-Doo' franchise. No known reason is why 'Shaggy' has chosen the 'Scooby-Doo' franchise to fuckin spook the fuck outta the human race, however investigations are ongoing.
SCP-5005-J-1 is the effect of viewing Shaggy for an extended amount of time. The viewer will feel a sense of nostalgia, and when asked, the viewer will always see Shaggy as a titular character in the series. The viewer will collect memorabilia, and collectibles belonging to the Scooby-Doo franchise. All copies of the Gang will include Shaggy when viewed, be it a poster, movie, or [DATA EXPUNGED]. After 2-4 weeks, the viewer will feel a sense of 'chillness' upon them, like they just 'smoked a fat doink'. This can last for 2 weeks. The viewer will be reclassified as SCP-5005-J-3. SCP-5005-J-3 will get hostile upon any incoming doubts of the existence of Shaggy, and will engage in physical harm if need be. After 1 week, SCP-5005-J-3 will start to wear outfits similar to the ones Shaggy will wear, consisting of a saggy green shirt, and long brown pants reminiscent of 1970's outfits and start to speak in a typical 'hippy' fashion. SCP-5005-J-3 will grow small amounts of long beard hair under their chin, regardless of gender. After 4 months, SCP-5005-J-3 will completely be Shaggy, down to his small peepee and excessive consumption of foodstuffs.
INCIDENT-5005-J "THE SWOOCE RIGHT OUT INCIDENT": On the ██/0█/20██, several accounts of SCP-5005-J-3 were seen swoocing right through a ventilation shaft after the ventilation vent was removed. Around ███ SCP-5005-J-3 were swooced into the world, however ███ were found.
Addendum to the incident:
Dr. ██████: "Holy shit man!!! they just went 'WOOPAH' and 'FWOOSH' and they were never seen again man!! I'm telling ya, calling the fucking uuuuuuuuh power ranger dudes you know the fucking towel-5 broskies"
