SCP-5043

SCP-5043 before initial containment

Item #: 5043

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: A 12m tall concrete wall is to be constructed and maintained in a 20 x 20 x 20 radius around SCP-5043. Any civilians trying to enter SCP-5043 will be captured and given Class A amnestics. Private property signs are to be placed around the wall to deter public suspicion, and at least six (6) armed guards should remain nearby in civilian housing in case of a containment breach.

Description: SCP-5043 is a traveling medical wagon from the mid 1800's. SCP-5043 is cared for and owned by ██████,██████ now reclassified as SCP-5043-1. SCP-5043 is located at ██████, Florida, USA. SCP-5043-1 is a caucasian male somewhere in his early twenties. SCP-5043-1 is usually kind and helpful with customers and will sell them anything as long as they answer his questions correctly. SCP-5043 opens at 3:00am EST and closes at 9:00am EST. SCP-5043-1 will not respond to anything that is not a answer to his questions. SCP-5043-1 will call out at 3:00am EST: "Come one! Come all! Come to Dr. Monarch's Remedies for your help and aid! Buy trinkets from as far as the middle east!".

+ Interview Log: 5043A

[> Interviewed: SCP-5043-1

Interviewer: ████████████

Foreword: An agent was sent after initial containment to interview SCP-5043-1.

<Begin Log,>

Interviewer: "SCP-5043-1?"

SCP-5043-1: "Come one! Come all! Come to Dr. Monarch's Remedies for your help and aid! Buy trinkets from as far as the middle east!"
Interviewer: "SCP-5043-1?"
SCP-5043-1: "Ah! Welcome fine young gentleman! How can I help you today?"
Interviewer: "I came to ask you some questions."
SCP-5043-1: "Why don't I ask you some questions?"
Interviewer: "I-uh-don't think that's-"
SCP-5043-1: "Perfect!" Alright first question! Are you here to purchase anything?"
Interviewer: "(Sigh) No. I am here to ask you questions in the name of the-">
SCP-5043-1: "Then leave!"
Interviewer: "No, I can't do that until you answer my questions."
SCP-5043-1: "LEAVE"
Interviewer: "(Silence)
SCP-5043-1: "(Sigh) I'll tell you one more time, ethier buy something… or go away!"
Interviewer: "(Sigh) Alright fine, I'll buy something, but then you have to answer me."
SCP-5043-1: "Perfect! Let me show you my wares!"
[SCP-5043-1 pulls out a wooden trey filled with random items including: A vial of green liquid, a golden cross, a golden ring will the symbol of a spider on top, SCP-███.]
Interviewer: "Command, we need an agent down here, [REDACTED]""

<End Log>