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Item #: SCP-5197
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:SCP-5197 is to be kept in a 12 squared meter, stainless steel container, into which only 3 persons may step at a time. The item may be let out of it's container for 3 hours at a time, only under the circumstance of testing. The Item itself is to be kept on a wooden table with 2 chairs of any kind by it.
Description: SCP-5197 is a Windows 8 PC, with a keyboard and mouse, both of which's producers are unidentifiable at the date of writing. The item appears to have no kind of outlets for headphones or for charging cables. Despite this, it appears to always be on 87%. There are no built in programs on the computer and there are no image, video or any other kind of files. On the Item, the only downloaded programs are Google Chrome and ROBLOX. Upon use of Chrome, SCP-5197 will work identically to a normal Windows 8 computer, however, if any kind of video or image files are downloaded, they will immediately be discarded. How this process is done is unknown as of yet, as any inner workings of the computer cannot be accessed. All public websites on Google Chrome can be accessed using SCP-5197. Upon opening of the program "ROBLOX", SCP-5197 will proceed to shut down completely, with any attempts to start it up again failing. After approximately 5 minutes and 47 seconds, a collection of pixels, resembling the figure of Pope Benedict XVI will appear. This figure would then, in all cases, exclaim, in an unidentifiable voice "Cheddar cheese". If no response is given within the next 17 seconds, it would then say "Respond" indefinitely until any kind of response is given. If a response still is not elicited within the next 7 minutes, an opening would manifest where a charging outlet would be placed. Out of this outlet, a gas, which is, at the date of writing unidentified would start leaking out. This gas would not constrict ones breathing, however would kill them within 20 seconds.
History: SCP-5197 was discovered on 13/7/2013 in ██████████, Serbia, reportedly, in a trashcan. According to reports, a man took the computer to his house, and several hours after the man had taken it to his house, reports of gas leaking out of the computer and killing 3 people were given to the emergency services. Upon discovery by the emergency services, it anomalous properties were reported to Serbia's intelligence agency, which had, within the following months, given it to Serbia's SCP foundation. The Item was promptly relocated to Site-347 F and several tests were ran on it in the following weeks.
Addendum 5197-1: The following is an entry log of a test ran on 2 Class D subjects (Which will be referred to as D-1 and D-2) by Dr. Marko.
Start Log
D1 and D2 enter into SCP-5197's Container.
Dr. Marko (In Serbian, this will be implied later on in the Entry log): Please, take a seat next to the computer
D1 and D2 proceed to sit on the chairs located next to the computer.
Dr. Marko: D2, please, turn the computer on.
D2 proceeds to turn it on.
Dr. Marko: Now, can you see the program "Google"?
D2: Yes, should i open it?
Dr. Marko: Of course, go ahead.
D2 proceeds to turn on Google.
Dr. Marko: Now, do some searching, you can look up anything, if you find an image or a video, attempt to download it.
In the following 13 minutes, D2 would watch several videos on Youtube and, as requested, attempt to download several images from Google Images.
Dr. Marko: Alright, now, exit google
D2 proceeds to do so.
Dr. Marko: D1, take D2's seat and open the program "ROBLOX".
D1 proceeds to open ROBLOX and the item shuts off.
D1: Uh, the computer turned off, what do i do now?
Dr. Marko: Just wait a couple of minutes.
D1 waits for 5 minutes and 17 seconds before Pope Benedict XVI's figure appears (Which will be referred to as SCP-5197-1)
SCP-5197-1: Cheddar cheese
D1: What? What is this?
SCP-5197-1: It is i! Your one and only overlord!
D1: Uh, Doctor, what am i supposed to do?
Dr. Marko: Just talk to the figure.
SCP-5197-1: Respond
D1: Uh, what are you doing here?
SCP-5197-1: This is my home, the plain of reality upon which i reside! You have summoned me!
D1: What do you want from me? Can you see me?
SCP-5197-1: I can see you, i want you to accept me as your overlord, so that you can be spared when i destroy this universe and build one of my own
SCP-5197-1 would proceed to visibly stop moving for 17 seconds before disappearing.
End Log
Addendum 5197-2: The following is an entry log of 3 Class D subjects (D1, D2 and D3) conversing with SCP-5197-1 after he had appeared on SCP-5197.
Start Log
D1, D2 and D3 enter SCP-5197's Container, being ordered by Dr. Marko to converse with SCP-5197-1 prior to the testing.
SCP-5197-1: Cheddar cheese!
D1: Who are you?
SCP-5197-1: I am the essence of the colour red
D1: What?
SCP-5197-1: How is it not clear to you? I said, loud and clear, i am the essence of the colour red.
Dr. Marko: D2, ask the figure a question now
D2: Uhm, What do you want from us?
SCP-5197-1: I want you to eat me
D2: What?
SCP-5197-1: Did i stutter?
Dr. Marko: Now you, D3
D3: Why are you even here?
SCP-5197-1: Because I am. I have existed here for hundreds of years.
SCP-5197-1 would proceed to freeze for the following 6 seconds and dissapear
End Log.
After the second test by Dr. Marko, SCP-5197 was carbon dated in order to uncover when it was created. The carbon date of SCP-5197 was between the years of 1100 and 1120. Another several tests were attempted by Dr. Marko, however SCP-5197-1 was unwilling to converse, and still is, at the date of writing.
