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Note From The Site Director: The following is a tab full of documents that are made by Dr. Hadley1 and Dr. Yamikaya.2 since 2005. Anyone with Level 5 clearance can unlock all of the documents plus more information about the anomaly. But there is no detail on how and why this anomaly is created as it is for O5 clearance. As today, there is amultiple lethal cognitohazards and infohazards seemingly placed random in the documents. Dr. Yamikaya and Dr. Hadley said that they didn't place any cognitive hazards in the document. Further inspections are to be done in the document. A bunch of tabs is to be presented with true information about the happenings of each one. This can be done using the full insertion sequence. Do you want to open this file?
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Sure, here is all the documents, O5-1.
From the Overseer Council
| Anomaly of SCP-5201 | Expected Result |
| 5201-888-R5 | Destruction of humanity and every world possible, cannot be fixed by SCP-2000 humans. If read backwards, the holder will be terminated quickly as possible. Do not attempt to read the book backwards or it will make entropy ensure the universe is collapsed to a plasmic singularity. |
Note: Due to SCP-5201's nature and effects to information, multiple fake SCP-5201 documents have been laid aside to the real SCP-5201. SCP-5201's real identity and document should be not shown from the public. If did, Procedure K-5201-Delta is to be done immediately after 20 minutes of public exposure. If anyone is showing the real identity and document of SCP-5201— unaffected by Procedure K-5201-Delta, they are to be terminated immediately after 30 minutes of public exposure, and people who saw the termination of SCP-5201's affected individual are to be guided Class-A amnestics and tell amnesticized people with fake happenings.
Note 2: An incorporeal entity with the same traits and physique as Dr. Hadley permeated itself to the prime existence by a known Level 5 Researcher, Dr. Yamikaya. Dr. Yamikaya used a book borrowed from the GOI "Shifters-Of-Faith" to summon a pataphysical conceptual void of creation and devoid. Dr. Yamikaya instead disobeyed the fourth rule of the book that says the following phrase, "Do not summon this entity at any costs. Anyone that disobeys this rule will be given a deadly meme that has been used through illegal summoners, be warned.". Dr. Yamikaya insists this as being a "dilapitated prank by a member of the GOI 'Shifter's Of Faith' of great selfishness" and summons the "deity" with the follow chants. "Himroth Azathoth Dextroth Linger Envy and Yearn our suffering, we have come here to show your form of a thousand dark midnights." The incorporeal entity the same as Dr. Hadley came and said the following words. [REDACTED]
Is there any mechanics we could use? I mean we could use some mechanical destabilizer to erase it but it seems pretty All-Knowing. I just do not know. I mean 50 destabilizers could be a jiffy but cannot actually incapacitate it one bit. But there is a primary problem, some of our mechanical destabilizers practically removed themselves out of existence. The number is unknown but an estimate of count might have been 1 million of thme disappearing across the globe. The mechanical destabilizers are Conceptual Influxiators Of Great Magnitude (CIOGM) which is a RPG-like ray-gun of an RPG-like handle and scope that acts as a Scranton Reality Anchor and a small ACC (Adaptive Containment Chamber). This can unlikely temporarily incapacitate any mini-conceptual and reality-bending anomalies and voids since you cannot temporarily incapacitate a conceptual anomaly of high intellegence. Since Scranton Reality Anchors and Adaptive Containment Chambers are totally and 100% useless, we upgraded them to a billionfold and created the (CIOGM). Due to a massive breach of SCP-5201-1 to SCP-5201-51 and there million of sub-anomalies, an XK-class "End-Of-The-World" scenaril was inacted. Billions of lives lost and SCP-2000 was completely wiped out of existence, the world came to a close. Well, that's the parallel universe's story and we need to protect ourselves from this godly being of creation and devoidation.
We need to protect ourselves from this void.
The void isn't a good one, nor an evil [EXPLETIVE].
The Containment Procedures are to execute SCP-5201 using SCP-7000 "Null Void" (void that can erase any kind of beings present.) It is to be done by MTF-Ultra-7 "Spoken But Not Heard" and kill SCP-5201
SCP-5201 cannot be erased and erased SCP-7000 out of existence. Information about SCP-5201 is still classified. SCP-5201 is a simple man with an entity torturing him forever. void of nothingness. SCP-5201 caused a shift of reality and overpopulated the world. Termination is to be advised.
can they hear me?
SCP-5201 is to be terminated by it's Description, altering it to a rubber ball that can shape-shift and has many different voices.
I don't know if they can or will can…
SCP-5202 is to be terminated by it's Description, altering it to a reality-bending hormone that can shape shift chromosomes into a disc-like shape.
But they didn't help me back here. Instead a person with an evil intention made me… This entity…
SCP-5203 is to be terminated by it's Incapsulation, altering it to a abstract concept of pure power, unlike SCP-5201, it cannot alter reality.
SCP-5204 is to be terminated by it's Entangulation, altering it to a [REDACTED] [ERROR] [DATA EXPUNGED] [INFORMATION VOIDED]
SCP-5205 is not SCP-3999, instead SCP-5205 is a joint in the bone of dr. Hatkins.
This is an infohazard claiming it's an infohazard.
I see you.
Meta, meta is the document you created. Fuck you creator. You and your timr is wasted due to you being a dick, you need a better life.
What the. Okay there is an infohazard on this document. I will contact RAISA -Dr. Hadley
If SCP-5201's effects gained sentience and primarily dodged amnesticization, affected instances are to be terminated to lessen it's spreading.
A list of to-dos from containing SCP-5201 and affected instances.
● Do not terminate affected instances of SCP-5201's effects. It will likely cause a chain reaction from it's effects turning to a sentient consciousness. It's consciousness are divisive and likely the consciousness will possess the person to a state of brain-dead living SCP-5201-1 instances.
● When a person twitches it's left leg and says "Pitter patter, a consciousness had arrive." or "Goodnight, it's the end of time, (your name).", do not go near them. It is likely an SCP-5201-1 instance and the SCP Foundation already told the entire world about faking the behavioural states of SCP-5201-1 instances can cause accidental termination.
●Do not make contact with SCP-5201 material.6
●Do not make encantations to SCP-5201 using the book. Any personnel doing so will lead to immediate termination.
Any person affected with SCP-5201 material are to be terminated soon as possible to pjt affected instances of it out of misery.7. If Procedure K-5201-Delta has been unsuccessful, Procedure HABIT-5201 is to be acted soon as possible. Regards of Procedure HABIT-5201 and it's effects has been critisized as "pathetic" by SCP-5201-affected individuals. SCP-5201 is to be kept secretly as possible and to been hidden from public, showing only fake SCP-5201 documents.
Possible XK-Class "End-Of-The-World" scenario acted by SCP-5201 should be stopped as SCP-2000 reaches 70% of activation. SCP-2000 is to be activated in 250 years as SCP-5201 reaches 0.000000001% of affected individuals in the entire world. If continued diseases such as Cold and SCP-610 increases the risk of SCP-5201's effects, people affected with SCP-5201 are to be either terminated or guided 2 pills of SCP-500. SCP-5201's effects is spreadable and anyone affected should be terminated.
Note: The following transcripts are excerpts from Dr. Hadley 240px computer in 08/09/2013. Further information are to be provided in the excerpts.
[START LOG]
Date: 365 days ago
Time: 30 seconds
This is not techinical writing. This is horrible. -Dr. Yamikaya
Time: 3 minutes
I know, I am just warming up. Damn, why do they make us the Level 1 clearance? -Dr. Hatkins
Time: 6 minutes
It might be random but I don't know. Probably the latter. Also…. what happened to the recent efforts to contain the anomaly? Did it go wrong or perhaps or gained immense power like 6029? I am really curious by the way :/. -Dr. Yamikaya
Time: 15 minutes
Wait, you didn't say the second chance so it's not a latter. By the way, SCP-5201 has been quite a nifty and
has escaped our recent efforts to contain it. Fucking "Motor Melatonin" cannot multiply. They are always fucking dumb but has thaumaturgic and psionic abilities. Their gift needs to be used in a proper way.// -Dr. Hadley
Time: -8 minutes
Are you out of your mind?! It's not easy to contain something that will kill us all in having complete existence! You know, can you grab my coffee? I have something to prepare for those bastards. -Dr. Yamikaya
Time: 18 minutes
Well, MTF-Inigo-9 cannot even defeat the phenomena SCP-5201 is occuring! How idiotic it is! -Dr. Hadley
Time: [HIGH NUMBER OF CHARACTERS (max: 100 characters)] centuries
Just let them be. They will learn soon and after. -Dr. Yamikaya
Time: 20 minutes
Well, you are right there pal. I'm going to the cafeteria and go get something to eat. Goodbye. -Dr. Hadley
Time: 50 minutes
Well goodbye to you. Also shall we do some tests to SCP-6029's abilities? -Dr. Yamikaya
Hmmm… Seems like a bad idea but I'll go get permission. Terminated. -Dr. Hadley
Terminated it is, pal. -Dr. Yamikaya
Oh and bye the way, I have something important to tell you. -Dr. Hadley
Huh? What do you mean by that? -Dr Yamikaya
Have you seen any personnel got a portable device with a big button? A red one perhaps? It says here that this portable device was found in 1980 and is there any personnel with a 1980's portable device with a big red button? -Dr. Hadley
Oh my, where did you find that? :o -Dr. JUNIOR RESEARCHER KANDOR
Huh? How did you get here, Kantor? -Dr. Hadley
Woah! What the fuck? -Dr. Yamikaya
Who the living 3812 are you doing here?! Did you pass your way through here with a hack? -Dr. Hadley
Ummm…. No… But I am here… Just to tell you guys that a temporal anonaly has beeen creating an immense time warp. -Dr. JUNIOR RESEARCHER KANTOR
What the? What's that? Sksoskmalaaaa0000 -Dr. Yamikaya
Jesus Christ! WHAT happened Yamikaya? Hello? -Dr. Hadley
What a gaping void it is, brother. -Dr. [unknown]8
//055? Oh fuck! Goodness gracious! Kantor's body crushed my desk! Goodness! Wait… what happens if I push this device? // -Dr. Hadley
No… Do not trust that Hadley! -Dr. Yamikaya
It did nothing, just made Kantor's body disappear. -Dr. Hadley
Huh, guess that answers that. -Dr. Yamikaya
Wait a minute, there is no SCPs left but SCP-5201 and temporal dilations… What happened? -Dr. Hadley
Just try it again, I can still see SCP-6029 and others… Are you experiencing perceptive hazards? Can I send a medic to get you out of there? Hello? -Dr. Yamikaya
5 days later
Medic is still not here, i'll go check up on my buddies. Stay here until I come back -Dr. Hadley
Do you still know how to breathe, young boy? -Dr. [unknown]
Shut up 055, I'll come back soon -Dr. Hadley
Ok sure, as long as you don't out me in this non-spherical object. -Dr. Yamikaya
No problem. -Dr. Hadley
1 hour later
Huh, guess it answers that. I am stuck in this big office that I have. -Dr. Hadley
Shit! Fuck, fuck, fuck! SCP-5201 breached containment! Did you see it? -Dr. Yamikaya
No, I am still stuck in my office. -Dr. Hadley
We are at Sector 9! Dr. Kantor just got crushed by debris! My card is not working anymore! Come in! -Dr. Yamikaya
No, you are not worthy of my prescence. You need to help others first. -Dr. Hadley
But I can't! I am stuck in my office too! Are we just dreaming? -Dr. Yamikaya
Yeah, it was a test for a REM machine. We can forget sometimes since it is a REM machine. -Dr. Hadley
Huh, it was weird. It was too oblivious that 055 gained sentience. -Dr. Yamikaya
True. I'll go outside the test chamber and go grab a few Twix. -Dr. Hadley
Ok, sure. I am still tired for all that has happened. -Dr. Yamikaya
How are you tired if you just sl- Nevermind. I'll go grab the Twix. Are you still going outside the test cube/ chamber? -Dr. Hadley
I guess I'll stay here for a moment. -Dr. Yamikaya
Heh, I'll go now. -Dr. Hadley.
Owchie, this sucks. -Dr. Yamikaya
[END LOG]
[SEVERE INFORMATION LOSS, TRANSPORTING TO A NEARBY EMAIL MADE BY DR. HADLEY]
Note: If that what I think it is, we are in a big, big trouble. A conceptual anomaly that can alter anything in existence and voidance can surely doom us all. We cannot atop this anomaly and we require SCP-3812 to jally with us (this is a joke as Sam doesn't understand very well due to his ling-time sickness that is probably impossible to recover from a dumb idiotic bender like him). This is hard! Well, we certainly have a 80cm Reality Anchor that can temporarily incapacitate existence-bending anomalies to a full scale artillery "AWTCAR"9that can erase SCP-3125 (the memetic complexity that erases people that knows it existence outside the chamber). and SCP-2747 (the antinarrative that eats metanarratives and generates nonexistent narratives. But it doesn't always work that way. It sometimes malfunctions. But we need something more to it. I'll contact when there is an update on it.
We are fighting against, this thing. This thing is not a concept but is treated as a concept. It is not a void, but it is treated like a void. This thing is not a non-existent anomaly nor an existent anomaly but treated like one. But it makes physical changes, mental changes, emotional changes, social changes, and oral changes to every non-existent and existent thing.
Well hope that's enough to clear it up, seen you soon. Can I ask you one thing? Who has a portable device that stands out since the 1980's?
[END EMAIL]
Time: 500,000,000,999 days
The O5 Council just told everyone that any Level 6/O5 clearance personnel have been given the real SCP-5201 document (lucky SR Cammie, she has O5 clearance(O5-2 has given her clearance for no fucking reason at all. Why?). Fuck you SR Cammie10) and we need to know it because just like 001, we are going to a big and equally wanting easter-egg hunt. Just an impervious thought, if you are just a Level 5 Researcher, waiting to see the real SCP-5201 Document —— trust me, you need to be O5 to get it. We are saying that two Procedures are needed to be done because the O5 Council are having a very important secret they do not want to release to personnel because… We still don't know because we are only Level 5 Researchers.This is an important document equal to 001 so that is why they are both have proposal and both are top secret. Well anyways, I hope you enjoy your day at work and always remember Site-19 personnel, finders are secretives. Goodbye. -Dr. Yamikaya and Dr. Hatkins (Intercom)
Greetings mortal. Mortal mortal mortal. It is I, the greatest conshept of all humanity.
Hello? Who are you?
It ish me, greatesht concshept of awl humaneetee.
Come on Researcher Dwayne, there is no roleplaying idiotic here.
Me not Researcherr! nor Dwayne! Me purest form of evilest evil! Me smartesht and greatesht combatant of all creation! I can talk in several languages you know. I was playing in my dumbest form.
Oh really? Talk one language.
Naguusap na tayo ikaw bagsot na masarap tapunin sa bashuhanan ng manga criminal! Kayo ay isa sa mga nakakatae na civilization! Dapat mamataw na kayo eh!
You are making this more complicating Doctor Unit.
HELLO!
Whatever, I'll just reactivate the Particulate-IED Elctromagnetic Field that can harm any conceptual anomalies.
that cant stop me!!!!!
screams
Note: No concepts this time, buster.
Note From The Site Director:The following file was written by Dr. Hatkins and Dr. Yamikaya. This file is not totally finished due to it lacking information and addendums. Further research is to be guided by Dr. Hatkins. Seemingly random phrases has been strikethroughed from Dr. Hatkins. Origins of these phrases are unknown. Phrases are successfully removed from the documents. The Grand Matrix Symphone has contained most of SCP-5201's anomalies. So it is unknown if the anomalies hereby commits itself into containment or a strange and anomalous gravitational migration pattern.
Item#: SCP-5201
Object Class: Euclid Apollyon Keter Thaumiel Safe
Do you know about the object class?
No, stop asking.
Do you know ab-
I JUST SAID NO, FUCKING NOT! I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT YOU AND YOUR GIMMICKS!
Do you like apples?
I just said no, not fucking not.
Well fuck you.
someone has came out of retirement, eh?
at least i am not the one who will get wrinkles by the age of, uhh, 15! Bastard!
Do you see me?
You are a Safe. You are a whiny little anomaly.
I ain't a whiny little FUCKING anomaly you soon of a b-
Goodbye Yamikaya.
No you wouldn't… YOU MOTHERF-
[ANOMALY DELETED]
Site-291 is a massive Keter, reality-bending, destructive, metaphysical, pataphysical, and conceptual both antimemetic and memetic anomaly facility with a few exceptions for a few XK and ZK Euclid conceptual reality-benders and mathematical antimemetic diseases full of number parasites. The facility is a 500km, both above ground and underground facility in Norway with a few 201 km mini-sites (look on the following addendums below for more information on the mini-sites.) as a mini-containment for the sub-anomalies in Site-291. Since all of the SCPs in Site-291 can generate sub-anomalies on their own, their sub-anomalies are incapacitated, and are contained in a nearby mini-site.
Site-291 is 50km down the ground of it's main site which is 60km long and 2km in height. Site-291 has too many floors, consisting about 3,000 floors in the main site itself. The Earth has been expanded by an unknown spatiap anomaly and the Foundation made Site-291 as an advantage. Site-291 has experienced many major breaches before and it is a normal life for all of the personnel that are working there for years. As all of the sites in the foundation, there is going to be a Site Director. Site-291's Site Director is Dr. Hadley from the Pataphysics Department, which consists of people that fight seemingly pataphysical anomalies.
The Pataphysics Department of Site-291 is located in the 2,300th floor, presumably the entire Floor 2300.
Site-291's Site Director is Dr. Kamikaya the 3rd, which is presumably the father of the recent joiner of SCP-5201's project Dr. Kamikaya. Site-291 has contained 20,000 main anomalies since it's creation and presumably been adapting to spatial, diabolical, conceptual, and temporal anomalies and phenomena. The site has been rumored to have numerous poltergeists from Dr. Kantor's ancestry (The builder and creator of Site-291 but this has been dubious. Numerous unscathed and unread documents have been stored around the building. Since Site-291 has been experiencing weird and impossible phenomena every single minute and hour, this has been dubbed as normal as far as the personnel were concerned.
Site-291 has been the main collective of powerful anomalies, such as "Cringle's Counter"(a sign that manipulates the time as the sign is shown to be a picture of clock that moves as a normal clock and creates spatial and temporal phenomena and anomalies.) and the "Non-Corporeal Bullet" (a bullet that cannot be seen in physical, X-ray, infrared, and more but can be seen using a disloged door keyhole painted blue and red. Looking to the keyhole will see a bullet that is primarily invincible as SCP-682.) but has been disregard as the "Puny and Dud Ones" (PaDO) **as a normal containment site is, disregarding…
Site-291 never had an anomaly named "Cringle's Counter" or "Non-Corporeal Bullet". But Site-291 has two anomalies that have the exact description, "The Clock That Time Moves" and "Keyhole Bullet". Possibilities of a name change was considered as false due to the evidence that proves that Site-291 never changed the names of the anomalies. Possible powerful cognitohazard or powerful infohazard effects due in Site-291 are also considered false due to the fact that their anomalies contained have no powerful and imminent cognitohazardous nor powerful infohazardous effects and never had any. Possible "Anomaly 222" (a ship wreckage in Norway confined by the Foundation using steel walls the same as Base-5201 and Site-291 that causes names to change and voices to retract until silence. It also can shape-shift into anything the person desires it want to be in their perspective and have a very powerful and irreversable compulsion effect.) is still pending due to the possibility of falsehood and being true.
Site-291 has the possibility of being an anomalous artifact itself that belongs to the Foundation, although this is dubious. Since Site-291 has no primary anomalous effects in it's own are present and recorded, this is highly unacceptable for this possibility to be considered true. Although Site-291 has 80% of predicting that someone will kill themselves and humanoids will stop the person from killing themselves, this is still unknown if the effects were generated by a heart-headed conceptual reality-benfing anomaly or was produced naturally by SCP-5201. Site-291 has walls that are similar to Base-5201 and other massive Foundation sites, and considered to be 100% completely and totally invincible. Site-291 has multiple aquariums and zoos to keep anomalous creatures and humanoids in check. Site-291 is also like Base-5201 with a hexagonial-patternal glass ceiling on top of it, underground generated by almost natural light (was considered to be 99.92% sunlight and 0.08% artificial light.
It is still unknown whether or whether not if Site-291 is a nearly perfect site but it has been dubbed as not due to it's flaws. Notable flaws are that the site structure is weirdly chromatic and unpleasant and causes severe distress to personnel, although anomalous phenomena are an exception to their caring, site being unfinished due to the number of cracks and blockages (says will be fixed on August 29, [REDACTED]). Site-292 is still ongoing as it was made recently.
Message From Dr. Hadley:
Hey Dr. Yamikaya, remember that acid trip from the machine?
Response From Dr. Yamikaya:
Yes, why?
Response From Dr. Hadley:
It also happened to two researchers in Site-50…
Response From Dr. Yamikaya:
Stop making up stories.
Response From Dr. Hadley:
There were incapacitated…. and amnesticized…
Ultraphysical anomalies are to be contained in a 50.5m by 20m by 39.22m containment cube filled with metaphysical concepts (written in a novel-style form). The cube is to be filled with atom-sized particles that can destabilize/incapacitate/lure essophysical or ultraphysical anomalies into it's chamber, filled with a portable device that can turn 10 10.6cm space heaters above the ceiling to activate instantly (in 0.22 seconds as the best activation time) that can slow down the breaching of an existential threat for the universe and beyond. The chamber is a underwater, light-bearing, unbreakable and acrylic glass cube that can incapacitate any threat, even SCP-381211. The chamber is fitted with normal swimming pool lights that activate when an entity or concept has entered the underwater chamber, a 30m bucket filled with hazardous acids such as hydrochloric acid, chromic acid. acetic acid, nitric acid, etc. The chamber is adaptable to all life as tested.
SCP-5201's adaptive special containment cube (ASCC) is to be contained in the underground facility (Floor 20) of Site Compatible #291-A (Site-291-A)12 enclosed with a metal-barring similar to Base-5201. Seven 6cm layers of metal barring filled with Scranton Reality Anchors, Conceptual Anomaly Destabilizers, Hobbington's Effects (mechanical construct), Infrastructural Excavators, and dado's Conceptual Containers Ceasers are to be placed within SCP-5201's Adaptive and Special Containment Chamber/Cube (ASCC).
Scranton Reality Anchors are placed within each corner of SCP-5201's adaptive special containment cube (ASCC) providing a command saying "Contain SCP-5201". These Scranton Reality Anchors include the Foundation Registered Reality Anchor #555513, Scranton's Personal Reality Anchor #520, Scranton Reality Anchor #6000 (Foundation Unregistered), Scranton's Corporeal Reality And Conceptual Anchor #19, and finally Scranton's Destabilizer Anchor of Intelligence #3001.
Conceptual Anomaly Destabilizers (CAD) are to be placed within any corner of SCP-5201's adaptive and safe containment cube, at the front of the Scranton Reality Anchors. The Conceptual Anomaly Destabilizers (CAD) provided the same command as the Scranton Reality Anchors were given, "Contain SCP-5201". One notable and also named Conceptual Anomaly Destabilizer were called "Iseeeverythingthatyouhavedone:)". Conceptual Anomaly Destabilizers are invisible, but yet seen when an infrared camera is placed directly to it. Any personnel who is carrying Conceptual Anomaly Destabilizers must have a infrared 1080px and normal time camera with them. Anyone carrying Conceptual Anomaly Destabilizers without permission from the Site Director nor the Ethics Commitee neither the Pataphysics Department is to be detained at the Site-291's Interview Room. Conceptual Anomaly Destabilizers are essentially a portable, powered, invisible and modified Scranton Destabilizer Anchor (SDA). Conceptual Anomaly Destabilizers are essentially a portable device to create a non-corporeal portal for essophysical and ultraphysical concepts, both discrepancies and minor and major demeanors, to be lured in by a sweet scent of concepts. The anomaly is lured in, the non-corporeal portal shuts and closes until it disappears to thin air at the fraction of the speed of light and the conceptual anomaly is now contained in the suitable containment chamber. The Conceptual Anomaly Destabilizer lets out a humongous and non-corporeal inter-dimensional and suitable place for the anomaly to enjoy with, being distracted by it's destructive breach. Most of the time, the most notable Conceptual Anomaly Destabilizer in the whole Foundation, Conceptual Anomaly Destabilizer #555 primarily and mostly malfunctions at a high rate but at certain times, seems to work very well. At least, most of the Conceptual Anomaly Destabilizers are being successful in luring an entity of a higher dimension and being contained.
Hobbington's Effects (HobE) (mechanical construct) are to be placed within 20in (20 inches) above the metal ground and within any corner on top of the Conceptual Anomaly Destabilizers of SCP-5201's torrent containment cube. Hobbington's Effects (non-mechanical construct) are phenomena is the result of a failed project done and made by Dr. Hobbington and the Foundation. Hobbington's Effects (non-mechanical construct) were vastly and accidentally created from a failed Scranton Reality Anchor test done by Dr. Hobbington from Foundation Reality Anchor #5201-2 and E-5221 (formerly E-class personnel Umizuki). Hobbington's Effects (non-mechanical construct) were deemed as Euclid, due to the potential danger that it caused. But there was a common and very helpful side effect.The Quanta Equilibrium Existential of a Very Powerful Gamma Indication (TQEEoaVPGI) or The Quanta Equilibrium Existential of Gamma Indication (TQEEoaVPGI) is a side effect of the main effect, Hobbington's Effect (non-mechanical construct), that helps the person tested on a Foundation Reality Anchor gain gravitational powers that can incapacitate, destabilize, and neutralize and conceptual anomalies in check, giving SCP-5201 a very little incapacitation before being normal again. We noticed that Hobbington's Effects (non-mechanical construct) has a limited offer to give personnel The Quanta Equilibrium Existential of Gamma Indication (TQEEoGI) and terminate anomalies, so we built a construct that could make an infinite The Quanta Equilibrium Existential of Gamma Indication (TQEEoGI) power and is built as an energy perpetual motion machine to generally exceed any personnel from any enclosed chamber or site to be affected by Hobbington's Effects and could (possibly) gain The Quanta Equilibrium Existential of Gamma Indication (TQEEoGI) and partially and forcely incapacitate SCP-5201 (if we even can). The mechanical constructs we built that gains everybody The Quanta Equilibrium Existential of Gamma Indication (TQEEoGI) and primarily distracts SCP-5201 from breaching containment in the first place is now the Hobbington's Effect (mechanical construct). The Hobbington's Effect (mechanical construct) is a 2 inch, alarm-shaped, red and circular, attachable device that manipulates the contained subjects into LSD and possibly making them incapacitate. SCP-5201, however, cannot be incapacitated (only can be distracted, possibly and rarely be incapacitated, even a little bit) by the Hobbington's Effects (mechanical construct) and The Quanta Equilibrium Existential of Gamma Indication (TQEEoGI) but is not that very hostile and doesn't care about breaching. The Hobbington's Effect (non-mechanical construct) is rarely used by Site-291's personnel.
Infrastructural Excavators are to be placed within the second room of SCP-5201's Adaptive and Special Containment Chamber/Cube (ASCC) and be placed with it's "radioactive mini-barrel" to be standed with. Infrastructural Excavators are [DATA EXPUNGED]
Other machines are placed outside the chamber attached to the walls to primarily contain SCP-5201 as much as it should. An additional Electromagnetic Impulse Generator with 200,000 kelvin is to be placed within SCP-5201's adaptive special containment chamber's steel-walled barriers/walls to eject a very powerful pulse to SCP-5201 if it gets stronger, neutralizing it's effects for a while.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5201 is to be contained by a 6m by 6m by 10k containment cube with a lid of wooden construct. It is to be contained in D-500's 20m by 20m by 100m containment cell (due to the connection of D-500 to SCP-5201, followed by a 20m by 20m ACC of cinder constuct and with red paint as red seems to attract SCP-5201. Anyone with Level 3/5201 clearance can integrate, interview, and test SCP-5201 in a widespread allegory of possibilities. Since SCP-5201 has been gaining major depressive disorders, it is to be given a full set of psychological and psionic evaluations every day from Dr. Yamikaya. SCP-5201 is to be contained in a playground in Norway after removing the minds of 20,000 people and SCPF personnel. Since SCP-5201 is stuck in the playground in Norway and been stuck there forever, it is to be watched by agents and SCPF scientists in a double Men-In-Black suits to scare any trespassers. SCP-5201 shall be tested by Level 3/5201 personnel and be given psychological evaluations. Further information has been erased by SCP-5201. Information about where or where it was created has been lost in the Abyss Sorry for your data loss :(
Incident 5201-A: In August of 2005, a major scientist with a rogue past in Site-291 comes at SCP-5201's containment chamber or adaptive containment chamber (ACC) or The Grand Influxiator Inductor of Immense Innovation (TGIoII) with a standard 1980's TV and a clipboard. The major scientist, seen as "Korpoke Koriano", is seen going to SCP-5201 and telling it to "just watch and listen, it will give you a hint to what we are about to do" and places the TV in front of SCP-5201's "face". The major scientist touches it and SCP-5201 "blushes" giving us the hint that the major scientist is a sexual-irrated personnel with a crime backstory. SCP-5201 "awakens" and primarily watches the TV with subliminal messages telling it to "be rogue" and "be your prime evil". This apparently makes SCP-5201 "evil" and becoming a black hole, sucking the facility within it. SCP-5201 was calmed down after 2 hours of destroying Nexuses. SCP-5201 gained much more abilities from the Nexuses after interviewed14 by Dr. Yamikaya. Destruction was rebuilt in 09/07/2018 and primarily finished after 13 years.
From this, SCP-5201 is to be kept away from any violence or harm from it as this can cause immediate psychological effects to SCP-5201. Any violent-past personnel that enters SCP-5201's containment chamber or adaptive containment chamber (ACC) or Influxiator Inductor of Innovation (III) and harming SCP-5201 emotionally, spiritually, socially, mentally, and physically should be detained immediately, given XZ-class amnestic (for violent Foundation Personnel) and be administered to another anomaly, or be terminated immediately if harm to SCP-5201 is in great danger to both SCP-5201 itself to cause a permanent amnesiac to enter SCP-5201's brain and cause a massive containment breach that can make SCP-5201 violent and turn over human beings, causing a gigantic and catastrophic XK-class "End-Of-The-World" scenario. Anyone who tries this for 5 times already without being terminated will be immediately terminated or be turned into a major Class-D (a Class-D that needs to participate in violent and big projects and tests.) for eternity.
GoI-0911 "Thausic Tinker Abstractions.inc" is a part of SCP-5201's involvement and inevitability along with GOI "Shifters-Of-Faith"** and GOI "America Nullificator and Investor of Hindrance (ANaIoH)". This GOI groups seems to all have an impulse to create more powerful beings as powerful as SCP-5201.
Thausiac Tinker Abstractions.inc (a multi-scale company of large investments and large inventions) is to create a device (a ray-gun to be exact) for SCP-5201 to play with in it's spare time. Any trespassers disrupting this event are to be detained, tortured, and terminated using the soul-extractor SCP to erase anything the person has done. detained and be given XZ-class amnestic. After leaving the area SCP-5201 is contained to, trespassers are to be given YZ-class mnestic and be shown a number of documents that relate to their life. SCP-5201 is not to be given full-scale chocolates, as they can produce the SCP-5201 substance it emits. Nor give SCP-5201 any chocolates from SCP-330 as this can break SCP-330's primary anomalous properties and it's concept.
SCP-5201 is not to be shown any violent movies containing a red rubber ball. It is not advised for personnel to stay inside the room while SCP-5201 is watching the violent movies because SCP-5201 will become an "angry ball of ever loving flames that mauls the personnel and have [REDACTED] with the personnel's corpse or it will emit gamma radiation and explode the facility, breaching all of the SCPs.". It is not advised for personnel like Dr. Bright to [REDACTED] it since it is not a human, a pet, or a concept. It is a ball, remember that Dr. Bright. [REDACTED] is not to be done in SCP-5201 as it can severely harm anybody.
Incident 5201-1: While Dr. Bright was visiting the site for some time to look how it progressed further, looking for anomalies with a bit of "flavor" in it, he found the anomalous rubber ball. He was intrigued by the ball's anomalous properties and entered his credentials found in his card to enter SCP-5201's room. Dr. Bright looked at the room containing SCP-5201 for a brief moment and started looking at the documents of SCP-5201. Looking at the second document after reading the "blush" sentence in Document 1, he had a compulsion about "going inside SCP-5201 and [DATA EXPUNGED]". Dr. Bright supposedly pressed the buttons of SCP-5201's containment chamber or adaptive containment chamber, to say the least. He began drooling and grabbing SCP-5201 and [DATA EXPUNGED]. It is unknown whether this happened or not but based on the evidence found, Dr. Bright was found guilty.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to participate in the project. SCP-5201 is to be kept away from Dr. Bright as soon as possible. Dr. Bright cannot touch nor do anything to SCP-5201 as he is cancelled from his participation of the project. He is not allowed to do it to SCP-5201 nor touch SCP-5201 even if he pleads the Overseer Council. Dr. Hadley and 3 armed guards are to watch every move Dr. Bright does when he is visiting the site. He cannot touch SCP-5201's material. After Incident 5201-1, he cannot go to SCP-5201's containment chamber or adaptive containment chamber and walking 1 cm from it. It is unknown whether or whether not he still have the compulsion to [DATA EXPUNGED].
SCP-5201's effects are completely irreversible in it's own, no matter how hard it is to neutralize SCP-5201's powers. SCP-5201-1 is a subject to this anomalous and irreversible powers and cannot go farther from SCP-5201 due to it's "anomalous gravitational pull". It is unknown whether KS-5201 is a connection of SCP-5201's sub-anomalies (SCP-5201-A) or just the coincidental. Further information are still ongoing and pending.
Special Containment Procedures Due to it's location and nature, SCP-5201-3 cannot be contained at the present moment. Anyone who views KS-520115 is considered to be KIA or MIA. Anyone allowing huge population centers to view KS-5201 is to be terminated at any costs due to casualties affected by it's substance has the same effect as SCP-447.
Anyone who views SCP-5201 as a metaphysical concept should be brought to the Antimemetics Division and be terminated by harmful memes. If SCP-5201 is suddenly turned into a metaphysical concept or a pataphysical concept, SCP-5201 is to be determined on SCP-271916 or SCP-6029-117 to revert SCP-6029 back to it's original state.
If possible, do not have sexual affliations with SCP-6029-4 and believe that it isn't real. Take medicine from the Antimemetics Division's Level 10 Antimemedicine to ensure your safety and write an addendum useful for the Foundation. look for Dr. Johnson at his office for psychological evaluations. Do not attempt to combine SCP-5201 with SCP-3125 or you will be terminated. Thank you for your time.
Any person that has derived from SCP-5201's "eyes" will be in catatonic state for atleast 1 months so anybody within 100m within SCP-5201's chamber shall be prepared with 100% dark mechanical blindfold, a full-on hazmat suit for protection on it's gamma radiation (Dr. Hadley is a super radioactive humanoid so it is ok for Dr. Hadley to come close to SCP-5201 without any radiation-protection gear.), a M14 carbine rifle enhanced to 20% recoil and 200% accuracy, full radiation-protective gear (for legs and feet) and a UV shield (reflective) to reflect any harmful gamma radiation emitted by SCP-5201.
SCP-5201's radiation bubbles (designated SCP-5201-B) is not to be popped or it will immediately cause rashes in your skin, following hour will lead you to termination. Any bubbles emitted by SCP-5201 is to be sucked by a normal vacuum cleaner and thrown into outer space so the vacuum cleaner could explode with SCP-5201-B. Anything that SCP-5201 generates and gets stuck on Earth is a big problem for the Foundation and should bee terminated by the GOC (Global Occult Coalition).
SCP-5201's effects gaining over time: Void Manipulation, Data Manipulation, etc.
Dr. Hadley's List of things:
Do not make contact with SCP-5201-1 = safe.
Do not make contact with SCP-5201-2 = safe.
Stare at SCP-5201-3 = Danger
Believing that SCP-5201-3 doesn't exist = Danger/safe
Helping the O5 Council to contain pataphysical anomalies = (see Acorn Apocalypse below)
Being sane = Safe
My effects= safe
The phenomenon I'm experiencing rn?= Danger
Being close to SCP-5201 (only me) = safe (my anomalous property is helping me)
More Information:
Anomalies took to stop SCP-5201 from generating anomalies:
| Anomalies | Result |
| SCP-926618 | SCP-9266 ends up being Neutralized after SCP-5201 was left on SCP-9266 for 30 seconds in it's own accord. |
| SCP-555519 | SCP-5555 was found neutralized after being touched by SCP-5201, not now leads to the SCP-3001 dimension. |
| SCP-617120 | SCP-6171 was found dilapidated in the 60th Street of Massachusets. SCP-6171 was found lying on the ground, appearing almost-dead and telling the Foundation about "A ball that can speak and see all of the things around us. Even the void.". When taking to the Medic Bay, SCP-6171 had a sudden heart attack and dies due to exhaustion/asphyxiation? |
| SCP-642-V21 | SCP-642-V was found dead in the alleyway. [VATA VXPUNGED] |
| It is unknown whether this anomaly exists, found Neutralized at Baker's Street. Wyoming, Yellowstone. | |
| Allison Eckhart | Allison Eckhart became Neutralized and her anomaly is also Neutralized. |
| Scarlet King | It is unknown whether the Scarlet King is alive but SCP-2317 became Neutralized |
| SCP-3812 | SCP-3812 screams in horror and accidentally deletes 100,000 anomalies in the Database. Further works are replicated. |
| SCP-239 | SCP-239 was found Neutralized with her anomalous properties also Neutralized. Was buried in the Massachusetts Cemetery. Name of gravestone was changed due to locals being present. |
| SCP-497222 | Dr. Caré was found dead in the ACC, completely Neutralized. SCP-4972 was found, nonexistent. SCP-4972 is considered Neutalized after not affecting the site. |
| Hobbington's Effect (non-mechanical construct)23 | Foundation Reality Anchor #5201-2 was malfunctioning as electrical radiation shot up onto the sky. A portal/nexus was opened above Base-5201 and consumed Foundation Reality Anchor #5201-2. Foundation Reality Ancho and it's Hobbington's Effect was deemed Neutralized. Although being consumed, the Hobbington's effect latched onto SCP-5201 but was deemed more safer. It's eyes are the Hobbington's effect and anyone looking to it directly will suddenly develop a catatonic state for approximately 30/31? days. The Quanta Equilibrium Existential of Gamma Indictation (TQEEoGI)24 is a helpful side effect of the Hobbington Effect, and used it to incapacitate the anomalies that was out of reach for the Foundation. Following the test, SCP-5201 destroyed The Quanta Equilibrium Existential of Gamma Indication (TQEEoGI). |
Stop attempting to look at me, I am horrendous. -SCP-5201
A poem made by Author Autho Author.
This is not a poem, this is Author itself. I am stuck in this article. Help me.
HeLP ME!
This is my scream for help! The snomaly has trapped me in and my name is not Author! It's Had-
[ERROR 404]
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5201 is to be tracked with the newly foundation satellite "SCPF-Tracker-5201" to locate is newlyfound anomalous properties and whereabouts. Due to being non-corporeal mentally and physically, thaumaturgic, psionic, and ontokinetic personnel are to be assigned to the newly created "SCPF-Tracker-5201" satellite and use their abilities to generate special thermal power that locates SCP-5201 (since SCP-5201 is a non-corporeal ball that can shape-shift into special generated anomalies, it can only be tracked by 30 minutes of thaumaturgic power, 1 hour of psionic power, and 3 hours of ontokinetic power, due to it's special effect that can block any kind of powers on minutes and hours.) and cannot be tracked in machine-generated thermal power.
SCP-5201 is to be temporarily contained in a 10m by 10km area with steel walls and a hexagonal-patternal glass ceiling in Central Africa, constantly emitting gamma radiation 10x more powerful than the Sun and UV rays that acts as a crystalline source for crusty and crystalline butterflies. Any personnel with Level 6 Clearance/O5 Clearance are to be engaged for terminal questioning on SCP-5201's effects and hostility. Further psychological evaluations makes SCP-5201 calmer than before. SCP-5201's entities is to be contained according to it's containment protocol. The base where SCP-5201 is original contained is classified as Base-5201 in the Republic of Congo.
Base-5201 is a 100km by 100km anomaly containment base that has anomalously invincible 20m steel walls25 filled with anomalous 100% diamond material, hexagonal-patternal glass ceiling is a non-radiation, reflects harmful and harmless UV rays away from Base-5201, keeping it cool as plantation absorbs light, and containment chambers/cubes as the same material from Base-5201's walls. The base has been fitted with machine guns at the walls over-top, watchtowers with non-durable, and bulletproof glass, a tunnel to keep the secrecy of the base, a big SCP door on the entryway of the base, a 500m tall hotel building with the same walls as Base-5201 for the Overseer's to sleep and wake up next to the base, and a plantation for anomalous organisms.
Warning: But due to radiation levels and other anomalous properties SCP-5201 has, the instance of the anomaly SCP-5201 generates is 100x more powerful and hostile than before. The following entities cannot be described due to their mutation, power, radiation, and mostly hostility. The hexagonal-patternal glass ceiling that covers the base SCP-5201 resides in (Base-5201) isn't immune to SCP-5201 effects andwhen the powerful ultraviolet (UV) rays from the sun and the powerful gamma radistion that SCP-5201 emits is the same power as a dark matter hadron collider combining with a singularity collider that leaves massive destruction up to 10km. No recorded phenomena has happened.
Any major population centres within 10km of SCP-5201 is to be evacuated immediately due to SCP-5201's effects. This is not tolerated at any costs. No, do not tolerate it.
SCP-5201 is infohazardous and cognitohazardous so do not tolerate it at any costs. Sacrifice a civilian everytime it disposes Y-888, a chemical that melts anything. Any toleration of it of a certain individual is likely considered to be KIA. It is not approved by the Overseer Council to tolerate the anomaly at any costs or would likely cost an immediate threat to the world. Any person doing so will be terminated by E-5221, a E-class personnel that is considered to a deadly robotic construct in the shape of a humanoid, legal name is Fark Straum.
When SCP-5201 comes close to E-5221, E-5221 is 100% likely to be KIA. When SCP-3812 is near SCP-5201, it is 99.99% likely to be incapacitated in an immortal and invincible trance-like state of anomalous type of REM sleep. No personnel without thaumaturgic, psionic, and ontokenetic abilities are to near SCP-5201 without protection from a nearby reality-bender.
SCP-5201 cannot be contained and Foundation efforts are considered to be useless. The Foundation has bonded with the Chaos Insurgency, and 20 other GoI's to destroy SCP-5201 and it's anomalies. The Foundation successfully terminated the hostile effects of SCP-5201 but lost all of the GoIs except the Chaos Insurgency and 99.97% of the Foundation and it's members. Further SCP-2000 is to be activated.
SCP-2000 is destroyed and cannot be activated until another trillion years. The world has slivered down to 5 personnel left, one of which is Dr. Hadley. The total population of the world is 10 with 5 civilians and 5 personnel left. Another 500,000 years is to be waited until SCP-2000 activation.
SCP-2000 is destroyed by SCP-3812. 1 person is left in the universe and that is Dr. Hadley. We would like to send a message from other universes to not terminate SCP-5201 or be fallen to the consequences as our universe. We deeply regret all of our doings. We hope that one day that one of our parallel universes survive. We are deeply sorry that our universe have came to an end. All of the SCPs have been terminated and all of the human beings have been killed. We again, are deeply sorry.
I launched this Voyager Satellite to tell other parallel universes that we are once a thriving civilization and we deeply regret terminating the effects of SCP-5201's hostility. Warning: Do not terminate it's hostility or it will cripple your universe until it dies to not with a bang, but with a simple error in human minds. We deeply regret our wrongdoings tonthis anomaly and I hope one day that you can broadcast this satellite and it's contents more. We are human beings like you, just in parallel universes. We are very sorry, but we cannot survive. Thank you. Please read the 100,000 golden plaques we have in memory for us. Each golden plaque is 30MB so you are safe on memory but it is long to remember our memories.
Do not forget that if we are parallel universes with no meaning after all, we are still human beings.
And we are like you. Memorable. -Dr. Hadley
carved in a Voyager (clone) sattelite.
Special Containment Procedures: A 20m (length) by 40cm [thickness of conceptive containment chamber's/cube's steel and diamond (non-breakable) walls by 20m [height]26 conceptive containment chamber/cube (CCC) is to keep SCP-5201 in place in Site-291 (Ukrainian Anomalous Facility-291), currently in CCC-5201-3. Current procedures are expected to change. Any personnel with 4/5201 and above can interrogate SCP-5201 and do tests. The conceptive containment chamber/cube door is to be guarded by Mobile Task Force Alpha-66 "Reality Restructurers" and additional 8 guards to terminate any anomalies produced by SCP-5201.
If SCP-5201 has produced reality-bending anomalies, temporal and spatial anomalies, narrative-bending anomalies, extra-dimensional anomalies, matter-bending anomalies and gravitational anomalies, a few inventions created by Dr. Scranton, Dr. Talwood, Joe Viks (Alpha-99 member), Dr. Anderson, Dr. Falker, Dr. Hatkins, Dr. Yamikaya, Dr. Koatama, Dr. Varylang and Dr. Hikamoto are to be used to destabilize, neutralize or isolate any anomalies that are deemed a threat to the entire universe. If SCP-5201 is in distress, a containment story-time generated by tsatpwtcotttadc.aic are to be initiated. A list of creations can be found below.
Any person who brings SCP-447 in contact with SCP-5201 is not prohibited. It cannot improve SCP-5201 in general and can severely cause a ●K-class "Entropy Edjaculation". This can cause the stack of realities to be affected by anomalous means and can surely affect any timeline in any given reality. Do not attempt to bring SCP-447 in contact with SCP-5201 or termination is in process. It is not approved by any means from the Overseer Council and are not guaranteed and certified 100% what will happen to anything but an old article has been found in regards of it happening. The article is found below.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5201 is to be contained in a 6m x 6m airtight containment cube in Site-19 with airlock vents and drainers to prevent any substances and viscera emitted/produced by SCP-5201. SCP-5201 should be entertained with 10 (depending on time) 1-minute sock-puppet shows every week, procedure is to be done by MTF-Hugo-5 "Show-and-Tellers". Personnel with Level 2 Clearance can conduct tests and interviews with SCP-5201 immediately before it emits it's substances. Due to it's euphoria and possibly sexual afflictions, it is to be contained in the night with no windows at Site-19 in a 5m by 5m humanoid cotainment chamber.
Description: SCP-5201 is a brownish-red rubber 2 inch ball of fine rubber and anomalous material.SCP-5201 can shape-shift to other balls including planets, stars, and other balls without affecting similar objects. Other of SCP-5201's anomalous effects happens when a person touches it in it's icosahedron form (a usual form of SCP-5201), SCP-5201 will generate a voice box and an emmiting light. After 10 seconds of emmiting light, SCP-5201 will speak to the toucher and will acquire knowledge to any topics the toucher knows. If SCP-5201 was touched by a sexual-irratted person, SCP-5201 will mysteriously "blush"27 and takes the toucher's personality. People affected by SCP-5201 will feel euphoric after touching SCP-5201 and says that they are apparently happy for SCP-5201 after certain personality is taken. When SCP-5201 is touched by a person with criminal record, SCP-5201 will emit substances such as hydroflouric acid when in a hexagon shape and in blood when in an Earth-like planet shape. SCP-5201 is containing multiple voices as such of all the teachers and students of Ontokenetic Elementary School. An Interview has been conducted (see Addendum 5201.1 for more of the interview details, regarding SCP-5201 and it's anomalous properties.) from Dr, Hatkins.
Discovery: On Saturday of July 20, 2015, a report of a teacher from a local school (Ontokenetic Elementary School) called the local Foundation Site-19 at the time explaining a rubber ball (SCP-5201) "sucking" all of the school's staff members and students. 10 minutes, during MTF-Hugo-5 was proceeding to the school to capture an anomaly, Ontokenetic Elementary School promprtly vanished with all the students inside it. A 80m wide and 25m deep crater was found instead, and a ball reappeared out of nowhere suspended above the crate and after glowing for 2 seconds with ultraviolet rays, it fell in the crater. It was retrieved and now designated SCP-5201.
SCP-5201 has to been occasionally and frequently generating anomalies that are not contained, nor similar to the ones in the Foundation. SCP-5201 is aware of this effect and tries to stop it one time but failed. SCP-5201 creates any type of anomaly (phenomena, entity, disease, gravitational, extradimensional, reality-bending, narrative-bending . A list of anomalies (see Addendum 5201.3 is shown below)
SCP-5201-1 is a rare occassion/phenomena that affects SCP-5201. SCP-5201-1 hadn't been discorvered no reported by individuals but it was described thouroughly and distinctively away from it's anomalous properties. SCP-5201 briefly described SCP-5201-1 as "It's a humanoid, merely human in size and possibly nature, with 5 extending limbs growing out of it's mouth shape-shifting into a singularity and vanishes. I do not know if you guys can see it but I can see it everytime. I don't want him bothering me for much. Can you guys do something about… uhh.. SCP-5201-1? It might be from perspective but I just do not know."
Further instances of SCP-5201 are reported in Ukraine, being sold by an unknown retail store company.
(Please look at Addendum 5201.4 for more details.) This company is either said to be anomalous or not.
Meanwhile a CK-class "Reality-Restructuring" event happened in the same place as SCP-5201's instances were being sold. (Events are foretold in Addendum 5201.5) can you hear me? -abstract
Further information regarding it's anomalous properties are still pending. Changes may occur on this article. Yes, I can see you there reader. -unknown
[Note: An interview has been conducted from SCP-5201 when it's sapience is still active. SCP-5201 was activated by D-6271 after touching. Interviewer: Dr. Hatkins. Interviewee: SCP-5201. Further information is useless.]
[START LOG]
//SCP-5201 is seen activated after D-6721 touches it. SCP-5201 "yawns"28 inevitability after SCP-5201 "blushes".
SCP-5201: Hello? Where am I?
Dr. Hatkins: You are on an interview room at Site-19, SCP-5201.
SCP-5201: Ok? What do you want me from the interview? Do I need to tell something informative to you guys?
Dr. Hatkins: Yes, we need to extract information about you so we could put you on a
SCP-5201: On a what?
Dr. Hatkins: We could put you on a list of anomalous objects and entities and so forth so we could extract very important information about you and your anomalous properties. We are a very secretive organization and doing this will benefit for the Foundation.
SCP-5201: Ok? So what information do I need to give you and your secretive organization so it could benefit you anyhow?
Dr. Hatkins: The information you need to give us is your origins, your origins of your anomalous property , and just probably anything you know about yourself.
SCP-5201: I have a very barred mind so I could think of this stuff. I'm sorry if this cannot benefit you.
Dr. Hatkins: It's ok if you don't, we only want the information all of which you can get.
SCP-5201: Well, when I was born, I was born in K- Kansas in a very normalish home with my parents which both have no anomalous properties, unlike I do. I was born in September of 1997, hoping to find some friends as I live in a mile-long field of hay and grass, kinda the stuff they have in Kansas back then. When I was introduced to my home they have like this wooden home with a lightbulb on the top. My parents brought me toys as a substitute for friends since the closest town is 2.5 miles away. So I started playing my most favorite one, LEGOs and a ball I think?
Dr. Hatkins: Ok, go on.
SCP-5201: Then there was a strange event that happened when I was about to be 3 years old. When I had a birthday in my home in Saturday, my parents gave me a standard cake: three candles, a chocolate cake, and a cupcake which they told me not to eat until Wednesday because I wouldn't have nothing to eat until next Saturday.
Dr. Hatkins: Ok sure, can you skip to your anomalous origins now please?
SCP-5201: Ok, shit, sorry. When I was in 5th grade, moved with my parents on good 'ol Alabama I noticed a sign that says: "Syncope Symphony". It led to an abandoned music shop but I just moved on. I noticed another sign that says: "djKaktus' Ball Shop!". It led to a glorious ball shop but what I saw was weird. The
cashier said that they had the best ball shop in the world, but they were anomalous if that's the case.
Dr. Hatkins: Ok, go on.
SCP-5201: So I went to look at the balls and I noticed one shape-shifting, like me. So I went to the already glitched and distorted cashier and told him that the shape-shifting ball is the ball I want to buy. So I grabbed a few bucks on my wallet but the cashier told me it was all free. So I thanked the cashier and left the store. I went back to my home after walking, having fun with my new shape-shifting ball, when suddenly I heard my mom and dad fighting each other due to "family reasons".
Dr. Hatkins: I'm sorry SCP-5201 but can I please have the story of your anomalous origins now? Please? I think you are making this up.
SCP-5201: I'm sorry doctor but I'm being too specific with my storyline.
Dr. Hatkins:: I'm sorry SCP-5201, we only want the important information but we can add some questions and it is now answered advanced by you.
Dr. Hatkins: Is it good for you, SCP-5201?
SCP-5201: Yeah, ok, sure. When I was in 6th grade, I brought my shape-shifting ball with me to school. My class was a standard one. When I sat on my chair, there were classmates laughing but I don't think it that much. Then one classmate threw a crumpled paper ball next to me, (presumably they were bullying me at that time) which also changed my shape-shifting ball to crumpled paper also. So I told my "crumpled paper" to be a "black hole" accidentally, and everybody got sucked in, me included. Then when I woke up, I see some of you guys outside walking and taking the already-me shape-shifting ball, and bringing it in Site-19.
Dr. Hatkins: Ok, what are the things you know about yourself.
SCP-5201: I was a female, and I am 30 now. I am also a female, and I am 29 now.
Dr. Hatkins: What the?! Is there a second entity being contained inside the ball?
SCP-5201: Yes. Yes. Yes. There. Are. More. Of. Us. And me, SCP-5201's controller? You are talking to me and you asked me about my whole goddamn story. We are here to tell you we are multiple.29
Dr. Hatkins: Ok, fuck. Ok, we have listed your new anomalous properties. Do you anything have to discuss before this interview is terminated? Gotta remain civil, Hatkins… //Dr. Hatkins is seen sweating profusely and stops
SCP-5201: I just want to tell you guys that my parents are now anomalous, my mother was sent to the moon with thaumaturgic abilities and my father was sent to Jupiter, now transformed to a diamond and helium humanoid.
Dr. Hatkins: How do you know this?
SCP-5201: My parents are astronauts.
Dr. Hatkins: Ok, this interview is terminated.
[END LOG]
End Note: After the interview, SCP-5201 undergone a CK-class scenario, spawning countless anomalies a nd singularities at the 5th day of it being unconscious. The anomalies generated by SCP-5201 has been roaming the earth for [REDACTED] days since SCP-5201 became active. There is a partial list of seen anomalies by both Foundation personnel and nearby civilians. SCP-5201 became inert for 10 days until it became conscious again. ]
| ~Day 1 Anomalies~ |
| 5201-EE: A spatial anomaly spawned by SCP-5201, as it was generating moaning sounds (in pain). Appearing in Manila, Philippines. A similar void appearing in Russia was found, denoted SCP-3930. |
| 5201-PI: A mathematical anomaly spawned by SCP-5201, appearing as a normal mathematical equation in history books at the Wanderer's library and [REDACTED]. Appearing as SCP-033. |
| 5201-2111: A set of cognitohazards that general destroys the noosphere if perceived, thought and debated; spawned by SCP-5201. Can also make people teleport to a zero-dimensional fractal paradox located beneath the SCP Foundation's narrative. Made SCP-5201 "vomit" hydroflouric acid that transforms to an "acid monster" figurine if touched by children with toy interests. |
| 5201-3999: Researcher Talloran is to be executed with heavy artillery and explosives until he respawns. Researcher Talloran is to be tortured every day to conclude fun experiments. |
| ~Day 2 Anomalies~ |
| 5201-Allison-Eckhart: Allison Eckhart is an Allison Eckhart to which infects—-[ERROR CONTACT RAISA FOR FURTHER DETAILS ON SUPPOSED ERROR |
| 5201-why: A capsule that can manipulate local spacetime and reality. |
| 5201-4972: It is unknown whether this anomaly exists or not but manifests as a pure blackness of creation and nothingness, contained by a "Greater Foundation" but presumably wiping them out of existence. |
| 5201-Carspeed: ITS LIGHT SPEED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
Note: The following test log was randomly found as a VHS tape30 in the chair of Dr. Hatkins.
Item: SCP-5201
Test Subject: D-5201 (18 year old, male, sexual-irrated criminal, unregistered sex offender)
Plan: Touching SCP-5201 to gain sentience for further information.
Result: SCP-5201 "blushes" brighter than most "blushes" and apparently blinds D-5201. SCP-5201 takes a personality away from D-5201 and erased the sexual-irrated personality from D-5201. D-5201 experience extreme euphoria and becomes a Class I Reality-Bending Humanoid and a Level XV cognitohazard after sexual-irrated personality was taken.
D-5201 eventually destroyed his noosphere31 which he began to exhibit strange effects and became a Berryman-Langford's memetic kill agent.
Instead of being killed by the memetic kill agent, personnel who viewed D-5201 will begin to inhabit the same anomalous effect. 20% of Site-19 members was infected with D-5201's effects and eventually terminated due to [REDACTED]. Used method of termination is only 3 Scranton's unfinished Reality Stabilizers.
Safety precautions are to deployed when a test goes wrong.
Ok, that was very random. -Dr. Hadley
In Dec 2010 in the SCP Ukrainian facility, Site-291, civilians on a town on Grayńolï reported that their homes are shifting infinitely and people who are stuck inside their homes cannot get out, the roads are shifted to prevent escaping and highways were leading to the stratosphere, the clouds were being shifted to a icosahedron-like structure, multiple 23-sided dices appeared in sewer tunnels, multiple people got multilated and turned into a dice-like combination of bodily fluids, human flesh, and SCP-5201 material, and the trees were glowing and "shooting lasers" to civilians around the town, vaporizing them.
MTF-Frantic-5 "Town Haulers" are deployed to the town where the town seemed normal. Expecting it was a prank call and detaining civilians reporting fake news, they saw a retail store (named "Shifting Shape Store") that was ocassionally shifting every 5 seconds. They went inside, finding few humanoids, merely human, and telling the MTF group what they want. The group looks around, and the objects the humanoids were trying to sell are temporal and spatial, and can also shape-shift on their designed shapes.
20 minutes earlier, the team went to Fr(ancis/anklin)32 St. The team heard the sign speaking telepathically to them claiming that they hear the sign screaming "ripples" of waves and after 1 minute of speaking to the sign, the sound evaporated, no longercreating sound wave "ripples". It is unknown whether this town has anomalous effects or affected by a reality-bending entity.
The team told the cashier humanoid if the balls were sentient and can communicate, and the cashier said "Oh! It doesn't have sentient powers but it sucks sentience out of something! Like a singular concept or idea!". The group's equipment suddenly simuotaneously lost batteries. After 2 hours of no contact, MTF-Frantic-5 went back with no knowledge of what happened. Further tests are to be involved to the town.It is to be lead by Dr. Hadley.
Since the original SCP-5201 was found in America and the company's retail store was recently found in Norway, an anomalous teleporting and reality-warping company retail store was proposed by Dr, Yamikaya that it is indeed anomalous (now designated GoI-002921 "Shifters Of Faith33) and further research about the GoI (GoI-002921) is still pending.
MTF-F5-2 carried a shape-shifting ball, similar to SCP-5201. The shape-shifting ball was placed in containment similar to SCP-5201 although it gained no sapience. Further information are to be reported in Site-291. When the researchers of Site-291 went to the town, it was shifted to a city, having a population of 50 thousand people, seemingly crowded and no anomalies were detected, even a particle anomaly. The town was named "Council Council City City". Apparent city city generates cognitohazard cognitohazard that every word starting with the letter "c c" written in the city city is doubled.
Town subject to a shape-shifting hazard is proposed. Meanwhile, on February 2012, a strange object was found in a town. A grainbow shluck34 ball that was tumbling down the city's "Grander Hill Of An Imaginative Playground" before floating into the air and vanishes. The ball was later found at a building (apartment/hotel/dorm?) in Kansas with no name.
The ball was found in the 13th floor of the building, presumably the highest inside the building and was found in Room 1408. The room was reserved but later investigated by the MTF team "MTF-Frantic-5" before the reserver. The ball was found and was kept by [REDACTED]. It is now contained in the same containment chamber as the two shape-shifting balls in Site-291, but only in a glass box, due to not having anomalous properties.
You look and you see this goddamn infohazard. -abstract
They just don't understand about you, me, and us. -indulge
Can can they just stop doing it? Keeping me as a secret? - [REDACTED]
I do not know then but maybe know. Since this addendum is going to be probably deleted by them, we should act quickly as possible. This is not normal, no. This is special. -Grander Hill
I do not believe any of this. I do not believe the town. I do not believe the authors. I do not believe that we are just a voidal concept. They acted as before of pain and despair and almost destroyed our entire existence with a.. a thing, perhaps. Should any thing believing true faith is normal but we aren't. -Adhere
Listen to the vows, can't you hear them? -GOOD
**As apprehended by the Overseer Council, a person with such knowledge of the real document of SCP-5201 cannot be tolerated at any costs and should be terminated. The document knowingly knows what it is, and what it is about. Anyone with 6/5201 clearance is acceptable to continue this document in any costs and should serve any future tolerators in response. Anyone who views
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[[collapsible show="+ ACCESS -1/5201 CLEARANCE TO PROCEED" hide="- I can't do it, I cannot groove."]]
Sorry, you have the insufficient clearance to open this document. Please contact RAISA for more details. If you have -1/5201 Clearance and lower, you may proceed. I do not know but the vows of Him can speak to us. More clearance! MORE CLEARANCE!
This is fucking not real, the infohazard has made this document below 0 clearance. Below 0 FUCKING CLEARANCE! This is really bad. Well, I will do what you say error. I'll contact RAISA, wait a minute. This document didn't exist before so this isn't possible for a little infohazard. No, no. This has to be something big. This might be a conceptual anomaly. Wait a second, "I do not know but the vows of Him can speak to us". Huh, seems like not more but an infohazard. I guess this was created by SCP-5201 itself but I am not sure. -Dr. Hadley
If SCP-5201 spawns an anomaly, temporal and spatial, use my invention35so you can destabilize the primorial anomaly itself and maybe even neutralize it. Be very careful to use it as it only destabilize a temporal anomaly for 40 minutes and a spatial anomaly for 1 hour. This device was made by Alpha-99-1 (Joe Viks) and me (Talwood Talloran) to maybe destabilize SCP-5201 sub-anomalies. Why do you think I made this "balderdash"? Well, because SCP-5201's anomalies are mostly temporal and spatial so if we built this maybe we could destabilize and probably neutralized anomalies. We tested this on a document.
-Dr. Talwood
Note: Due to SCP-5201-3 and SCP-5201-4 being nonexistent, a XZ-class amnestic is to be provided to personnel affected by SCP-5201-3 and SCP-5201-4 to personnel all over the world. This is to protect the vaporization of populations across the world and the vaporization of SCP-2000. Procedure HABIT-5201
You know, I'll out this in a unison of attached documents and things like that. This document is broken and will not be fixed but I'll make some attached documents to document any thing that has happened that are connected to SCP-5201, the ball of lethal doses of stupidity and hatred. I'll also add my explanation. Good goodness, this will take longer. Gotta crack my hands together.
08/09/2012: A portable device36 in the interview room of SCP-5201 is found generating LEGO bricks. A tag seemigly name "SCP-5201 Portable Remote Control" was labeled in the side of the portable device. The portable device is a remote-like device but only has a big red button. Pushing the big red button will make the person go insane and jump off the window. The person will die in any height, seemingly opening the window to reveal the building heightens itself to kill the person. Goddang Mckinley, he will be missed.
08/09/2012: Getting a few twix at the [DATA CORRUPTED], see you at the cafeteria Yami-not-so-really.
08/09/2012: Same date, just today, we contained the portable device as a… SC-… no…. ah yes… an anomalous item that is now holden by Dr. Bright. God bless us if he used that in the office… And we all are probably going to Hell now. Ha, it was a terrible joke.
08/10/2012: Ok, so I saw a unidentified flying car. That was not a joke. And it… it grabbed a gun and shot Terry Williams in the head. I MEAN… A figure inside the flying and flying car shot Terry. It was an AK I think?
09/20/2012: A cat walked by the street. With it's two glazed feet, it burned the choked sideway. And tumbled the highway. It was sad and destructive. As it did not won the Cat Elective, It further destroyed my town of despair. It brought weapons from it's lair. Turn up the sideway onces more, as it started walking with feet of four. It asked me it's favour, to nurture, to inspire and to cater. I do not know that I was working for an organization then. It was when I found the meanings of where and when. It is not a concept, it is something dire. It is the Non-conceptual and Antinarrative Spire of Fire.
09/20/2012: Wait, why is this in my memo? Can I erase it? No I cannot actually… This poem is very cryptic by the way. Wait a second, is this a cognitohazard? Well it sucks basicslly cause it has no effects. I'll go get some coffee and ask every personnel in this site about this.
09/21/2012: Ok, Dr. Bright just basically stole my glasses in New York and walked vertically into a very tall building's wall unaffected and just basically vertically floated into heaven. Wait a minute, is this the cognitohazarsazeds effecksts? :o
07/07/7077: A fucking giant hand emerged from SCP-5201 and grabbed 1 of my agents and threw him to the night… uhhh…. night terror dimension? Probably. I do not know why but I laughed. It's so funny though that he died. Hahahahahaha. It cracks me up a smile. :)
No/No/Yeah: So basicsaly it alters my computers time snd my grammsr also. And also tsking up my body and destroying my noodlhere.wait,.. WAIT! NOOSPHERE. CORRECT! YEA YES YES ! I WON!
HUrty hurty/hurty888/lancer: cheese spaghetti: haha! Funny! £#(#**-*#iam cool my djed.s I cannot comorehend on this LSD effect jajaja this is do funny. This is cognitohazard? Cool! I can dream about anything like imagine-atiin! Imagineation! Yaaay!!!!
01/01/2013: Ok, cool. It stopped for a minute. I am going to bed after a day's work and eat cereal. Goodnight my kids, and wife.
[ERROR]/[ERROR]/[ERNOROR]: It found Yamikaya. It found him. He was hiding in the table. He [ERROR] me out of here just to get my children but it found him. I don't know what happened to him. He probably. He probably… fuck my head, imji99((. I am eweak and tired and I am going to stay here until it leaves, it. It fucking found him and dragged him but not me. Lucky me. No mee! Haha
0¥/00¥¥/0¥¥: aha! I found that USB! LET'S SEE HERE… It disappeared it fucking dishappeared! reeeee!!!!!!!!
End Note: Due to the following pschological effects SCP-5201 have, it is to be contained thoroughly. Dr, Hadley is now given amnestics and psychological examinations and reassigned to another anomaly.
I feel sorry for Dr. Hadley. After the machine testing, he just went full-on mental. Is he seeing things that I do not see? Is it a random hallucination for him? A random pop-up on his peripheral vision? SCP-372? I may never know. I feel sorry for him. I cannot imagine how a humanoid with proper psychological evaluation and examination an go full-on insane, all of the mental patients in the world combined. I don't know about this crap. Is this some kind of project that I missed? Or is it the effect that the machine have? Well I'm on the same date as he got insane so it only targets him. I do not know. It might be because I do not care about my machine. I do not know still. But only time will tell. Unless it's the end of the universe and the time will not not be told due to it being meaningless in entropy. -Dr. Yamikaya
Anyways, I got a brand new box from my office? It has not tag, nor name. It only says "For you, Doctor of the shining Sun". Huh, pretty ominous. -Dr. Yamikaya
It's sunglasses. Should I wear it? -Dr. Yamikaya
Damn, these does not look like your typical ones. -Dr. Yamikaya
I spawned into another dimension similar to SCP-3001. Fuck my life. -Dr. Yamikaya
Note: Due to the amounts of lethal infohazards and cognitohazards the document was drowned., personnel is subject "to soul dissolvation" and IED. Personnel with proper memetic inoculation can survive for more than 1 hour embedded in this file. But if has proper 4/5201 clearance, they cannot be killed above 1 hour embedded in this document. They are freely released to 5 parts of the iterations of this file but the other files cannot be touched, ever.
Message from Dr. Yamikaya: Why do we even joined for this project? The O5 Council clearly has made the most stupid project ever in the entire Foundation like they were kids. How do they mess this up so bad that this 5201 slot is fucking the same as 3799? Why do this kind of proposals exists? It's not 001, nor important but why? They just groped us into this "psychedelic monstrosity" that we kept thinking about iver and over again. They are just like kids! They just write some "creepypastas" that is low quality in this slot and they are just making them too obvious! But this wil make a good puzzle for every Foundation member. It's like recruiting a CIA agent and solving few puzzles. It's not exactly technical in a way but it is kind of trick to people to thinking that the obvious would be the best choice. It's not, you've got to think. Anyways want some coffee? I got some at my desk. Come if you want. Goodbye. I'll reinform you if I even can.
The following is a group of excerpts on one of the Shifters-Of-Faith members. It was found on the gateway of Base-5201, seemingly and suspuciously placed on front of it. The following is for the Base-5201 major members.
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I saw the thunderous lights of the spire37. The spire does not talk to me but to my friends. We cannot comprehend about the sphere of our power, we cannot comprhend about it's sentience. My fellow member Metacronhsi M. Etasomuch has been telling us that this is just a waste of time and resources. Fellow, you are an idiotic democrat and we like to change you into a delightful victim of Death Row. Haha! Just kidding! Ok, fellow Shifters. We are here to discuss our recent charges to Metacronhsi's recent major mistake. The Acuteness has followed us and destroyed most of us and we think that Metachronhsi created this mistake due to the only one working for Appleime and it maybe be other Appleime members that we fighted before but no, it turns out the culprit was Metacronhsi! Horrifying! [ended due to burning?] Well, it was a good time, but let's talk about my cult's deity.
The sun, it isn't what it looks like. It was eaten by someone or something… It consumed my Myriads and consumed my brother, Lanfekli. It wasn't physical nor mental. It wasn't a void of nothingness, nor a sphere of everything. It is, maybe a storyline. It is, maybe a concept. But it doesn't have a form. Also, it took the form of sudden erasion or sudden creation. We do not know what it is and that is why we worship it. It is our god and deity. We do not know why we worship a sudden erasion of a concept but it is powerful and we do not want to be erased from existence. We do not want it to erase us, it's followers. That is why we are begging other civilians to worship it. The sudden erasion of a concept spoke to us to gather up more people to worship it.
But I saw a dark path of it leading to a dooming end, the sudden erasion of the concept of humanity. We cannot think, know, do, what humans can. We cannot be humans anymore if it erased the concept of humanity. We do not know why we worship it but we felt a compulsion, to gather more people, to empower this entity of sudden erasion and creation. It speaks telepathically and while we do not see it for ourselves, it speaks through minds. It speaks about a war that will commence but it didn't tell the date. We were worried. And we spoke to it to give the gift to erase the concept of humanity's pains and suffering. It did, but not in a very nice way.
It consumed Lanfekli, a grand member of our cult and my loyal brother, in return for the the gift that we asked. We were horrified. Our "god" made a deal. It made us not suffer yes, but it didn't make us immortal. We could still die but not suffer the pain. It was a waste of a member and a waste of a gift from a "sudden deal". We were horrified, but not reacting. We didn't know that it could betray us. But an impulse just made us do not care about a missing important member of our cult and just ignore everything that just have happened today. I will meet up to other fellow members. Our "god" has came to us to "visit" to make a "gift" for us. We know that we should worship our god or be erased from existence. Still, I do not trust our "god" after consuming my brother in a "gift" that he gave us. I'll call our "god" first the Betrayer of His Worshippers Hope to God that my concept won't be erased. A lot of rebelling members rebelled against our "god" last week or so and got erased until existent ensues by our Betrayer of His Worshippers. They were missed.
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Ok, so me and my fellow members are at South Africa now. Our "god" hasn't been active lately (I do not know if our "god" is active or not) and probably consuming the telepathic spire. Huh, seems like our "god" isn't really here. Our "god" is actually building another universe I presume? Anyways, we were walking down to South African states, going to Base-ShiftforHim for a very important ritual. We readily picked up the dead carcass of June [UNTRANSCRIBABLE] (A 50 year old member that is practically a scientist of physics and that stuff?)38, two bottles of vodka (for modifying the ritual), two bottles of olive oil (Also, for modifying the ritual), fur from a Bengal Tiger (For assuring our "god" that we need "assistance"), 20 leaves from a mango tree (I don't know what it is for but I believe it's for assuring our "god" that we need "a gift"), and finally flesh from an anomalous disease (we got it from Russia, basically a super infectious disease. But the members, including me, cannot be infected. I believe it to be "a truthful answer" to give for our "god".
Adventure Travel Journal:
Ok, we are going to the base. Get ready for a lot of traveling. Oh, I also joined 5 of the members by the way.
The children are so funny! The town in South Africa is hilarious! The time that a South African townsfolk spoke to me backwards while conjuring pyrokenesis in it's eye! It's hilarious! Also, also. There a temporal anomalous anomaly just stationed in the air… What is that for?
Ok? An aircraft just stayed on the sky for 30 minutes in the same aerial spot. Temporal dilation again?
Huh, seems like the rains pattering. We hide behind a shelter. For now. Let me stop this rain for a sec.
There we go. We are 1km away from the… Ah yes, the base.
Don't be tired Gerald, let's just go. We are so close to the base.
Some car just spawned on top of the air and fell, crumpling a house of a member? Damn it Gerry! We are supposed to join a very secretive ritual and not spawning automobiles in the middle of nowhere!
Well I am going today and finish the task… I do not know why I wrote that because I actually have no task. But I have a plan. Destroy the F[UNTRANSCRIBABLE]n and steal their anomalies! But I am not that type. No, no, I was a understatus runt of the pack. Well not sort of but it's the jiggly figgly of it.
I'll just keep walking because I am practically bored but not tired.
Huh. Another temporal dilation. Now it's a floating clock. Interesting, Gerry.
Another temporal dilation in the air. Damn it Gerry! That was pretty convenient of you to use your reality-bending powerd right now, Gerry. Frayer said that this is where reality starts to "erate" and "combine" to a blank space. I just want to go the base okay and not to the 4th dimensional nexus!
Okay, I see a gigantic building of magnitude. Sign say "Incarnation Influxiation". Good, it must be somewhere there, a much more gigantic underground 10 mile base. We are going to it.
Okay, we just got to the side and there it is, Base-[SPLATTERED BY A SUBSTANCE OF UNKNOWN]his is going to be much more easier than we thought.
Huh, the base is here. Finally, so we can do the ritual. We are actually 2 hours earlier due to all of the temporal dilations inside that town? What's the town's name? Approe? Approx? No… it's Arpae. I guess I'll just sit in the base and watch the events unfold.
Now the ritual is still pending. 1 hour and 50 minutes left. I am just going to write on this journal in the meantime. As I was saying the temporal dilstions is due to good ol' Gerry accidentally tripping on his tow and just waved his arms on the sir causing [ENDED DUE TO BURNING (Approximately 10 lines of dialogue burnt)].The [UNTRANSCRIBABLE] just happen to be a total "good deity for it's worshippers" now and give our gift. Except it was eternal death for a member. It was terrible for a great, grand and important member to our cult to switch with immortality. But that's how life works, sometimes you gotta live with it.
Apparently time doesn't go here as normal as the outside world, huh. It is not extranormal and insidius for me but guess that answers Frayer's statement earlier.
Last Message: Shit, I burnt the page along with the ritual, gotta get it back somehow. The "god" isn't happy, though. I just wrote this message on the burnt oage because no one should ever leave pages behind. That is a terrible joke. I am going back to serious as a member to a cult right now. Heh heh. Also we are a bunch of reality-bending shape-shifters that are possibly powerful than that black singularity in the shape of a humanoid that make things non-exist. Ok page, you have done something for me. Be free. Inside the book as you may be pleased. Ok, added some super scatch tape to fix this. I should've just made it attached to the book but I am too lazy to emit my powers. Going good alright to the ritual. Alright, finish.Page 3
This will be a list of uncanny things happened today and their severity. The most holy part of powerful reality-benders, heh heh.
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| A rainstorm in South Africa suddenly turned into raining ritual books. Opening the ritual books will compulse you to do violent rituals all according to the book's rituals. | Very Minor |
| The sun appeared as a foggy moon in the 0:00 clock in the temporal dilation above the sky. Anyone who looks at it immersely increased in knowledge about different rituals about clockwork people. Anyone who sees an instance of clockwork people, they immediately get turned into clockwork people themselves. | Very Minor |
| A floating car made out of grandfather clocks appeared in the Himalayan Mountains and flew across th earth while distorting it's point of local reality. At the same time, a ring around the Himalayan Mountains appeared, causing earth to rotate 2x more as it's average speed, causing the world to shake violently, spawning multiple mini tremors in the case. Also, at the same time, 27 men died at 27 Towns in 27 Streets (in Eoka, Coeka, Juseoke, Inhupa, Cornaat, Junspata, Koriino, etc.) It is unknown whether this is connected. | Minor |
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Huh, all of them became cell-content for no reason…
The O5 Council has been bullied by Pataphysical anomalies.
Item#: SCP-5201
Note: [DATA EXPUNGED]
[START LOG]]
In the distance is a Doctor interviewing a slave person.
Dr. [ERROR 404 FILE NOT FOUND]: Dr. Hadley is seen shaking with Dr. Yamikaya. So who are you truly > are exactly?
Talloran: I'm Researcher Talloran, one of the researchers assigned to SCP-3999.
Is now focused on a warying individual, age up to 20.
Idiot: Wha-? Where am I?
Dr. [ERROR 404 FILE NOT FOUND]: You are at Site-56, idiot. You need to know better.
Idiot: Wait what's Site-56?
Dr. [ERRPR 404 FILE NOT FOUND]: This is a 30-SCP site, you are not free to leave unless you answer us > > briefly.
Idiot: There is no fucking question you asked me about it!
Dr. [unknown]: Terminate that fuck.
Idiot: But I do not know this place! You guys just plucked me in and taken me to this place.
Dr. [ERROR 404 FILE NOT FOUND]: This is not working, terminate the individual.
Idiot: Wait! No, no, no! I do not know why you guys are going to kill me! I just know that it is a concept! He > didn't do it!Please! I am a Shifter-Of-Faith!
gunshots were hear across Site-56, following a rhythm.
Subject sucessfully terminated
[END LOG]
End Note: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Real End Note: The following transcript/interview is found on an extra-spatial and extra-temporal void > place in South Africa, Cape Town. It is unknown whether or not this is anomalous or not. Dr. Hadley also > calmly describes it as "Oh, it's that stupid doctor. That is not cryptic at all.". Further information are still • > pending.
Object Class: Esoteric
Special Containment Procedures:SCP-5201 is to be referred as a "article of instant loss" for mulitple reasons. The procedures are to be placed in a location where SCP-5201 will never catch and go into, the hotel apartment of SCP-5201's project lead and the origin of SCP-5201, and be instantly neutralized. SCP-5201 isn't contained and containment is a not-to-do task. The time SCP-5201 ate it's procedures is listed below with few personnel witnessing the events. Do not refer SCP-5201 as a concept.Do not refer SCP-5201 as any object besides it's name and "article of instant loss". The time everything failed and SCP-5201 broken containment is also in an addendum. The time SCP-5201 was referred to as "it" has SCP-5201 destroy Site-209 and threw it to the Abyss. SCP-5201 does not own the Abyss and further information is to be provided about this dimension. This does not include the lower-dimensional being in Site-209.
Idiot: Oh come on, don't write that! I ain't dead yet pal! To this time there was a man appearing above the overhead ceiling, coming down in an elevating pace.
Dr. Who's Name Must Never Been Said: You are dead, June Segmento.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5201 isn't contained and shouldn't be contained. The same procedures is listed above. But, the procedures is seen burnt and tampered by an anomaly. Portions of the main special containment procedures were laid by the same anomaly39 in Site-209. A parallel consensus is found in Yekaterinburg, Russia. The consensus is in a untranscribable language. The known consensus of reality impeded a bank in the same city in Russia, dropping thousands of copies of SCP-5201 files. The files has been divided to singular tabs and given as iterations. The real SCP-5201 is still unknown but several personnel of high knowledge come to a certain allegory that this is not the true file of SCP-5201. Revision 5201-1: The Special Containment Procedures has been decalibrated by an unknown user ([ERROR] Hadley). If you want to or need to fix the article, see the following codes below in the activation.
The entire SCP-5201 article has been receiving errors that amplified the confusion of the article. Personnel are to be given Class-X amnestics after reading the article, even having proper credentials and proper memetic inoculation, but can harm the body similar to the plague for no reasons. When reading the SCP-5201 article, Foundation personnel are affected by an anomalous white-staticy signal that affects there so-called "Rosetta Clusters", similar to SCP-2998. But, it has other anomalous effects (see Allegory and So-Called Aesthetic Description below.SCP-5201 is located beneath Moscow, Russia. SCP-5201 doesn't exist but it also doesn't follow the rules of reality so it may take the form of Voruteut, an extradimensional threat. There are no instances of SCP-5201 popping in-universe and out-universe so if anybody sees a "out-universe" look on the SCP-5201 slot, they are to be given Class-META-J amnestics from the Oh God the article is very meta!! Pataphysics department and be placed within a Krylon-painted cell.
If there's any copies of SCP-5201's articles found nearby any Foundation site, they are to be burnt and destroyed in any means possible. The only true artile of SCP-5201 is found in a secret site, located beneath Achulin, Achulin. the extradimensional, extra-spatial and extra-temporal baseline consensus of reality. The appropriate location for SCP-5201 is cognitohazardous and doing so will lead likely to [ERROR]¿
SCP-5201 isn't SCP-2165, an irredeemable concept in the shape of a box that did something not approved by the Foundation. SCP-5201 isn't SCP-2975, a scenario of reality-restructuring that is inside a house during a ritual. SCP-5201 is not jumbled as SCP-4853, but is more conceptual and pataphysical. IT isn't the anomaly listed in the Overview, Document 1, this, etc. It's just a metaphysical concept made by the Foundation. SCP-5201 is not what you think. SCP-5201 is not to be superscripted as this can follow the effects of SCP-4853 in general consensus. It is not to be considered as "TYRFING" as this can also follow the effects of "TYRFING" but not in a general consensus, it's in an irredeemable definite concept. [DATA EXPUNGED]VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVThe anomaly is to be contained in a VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV8m contraband containment cube excerpted from VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV as this can help the anomaly from disbanding from it's VVVVV chamber and destroy the baseline reality and the universal consensus. VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV is not to be released and any personnel VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV or higher doing so can lead to immediate termination, except for Dr. VVVVVVVVVVVVV. The personnel assigned to VVVVVVVVVVVVVV is to be said about the general consensus of reality VVVVVVVVVVVV is disbanding to cope with several cognitohazards and infohazards. VVVVVVVVVVV is to be altered by using a Infrastructural [ERROR] Excavator and destabilize VVVVVVVVVVVV until it is thrown back to chamber.
Note: The following document is drowned with lethal cognitohazards, severe infohazards, and a grand concept that eradicates the information found in this document. Any personnel with proper memetic inoculation is to be sent to the document with 5 other personnel that have proper memetic inoculation. Please advised that anyone without proper memetic inoculation is terminated instantly as soon as the information continues. The information has been created by the project lead, Dr. Hadley, who is known as a prime anomaly himself.
Note 2: The document has been used by unknown users and lethal cognitohazards on a SCP-101-FR instance (SCP-101-FR-Beta), which is named "SCP Sandbox 3: Revenge Of The Sandbox" as a "practice for writing SCP documents". Currently there are three instances of "SCP Sandboxes", the two are filled with documents that proved the true SCP reports except that they were made before ideas even began. It is unknown whether or whether not if the "SCP Sandboxes" are predictive, probable or the one that is actually spawning the SCPs but due to the current information it is to date, SCP-101-FR-Beta and it's 2 instances were the one that is creating the SCPs, due to their predictability being that instant. There are current evidence that SCP-001 (S ANDREW SWANNS' proposal) instances are going to SCP-101-FR-Beta (the instances who are signed in on the website) to "create" SCP Documents to entertain themselves. It is not known whether or whether not that the SCP-001 inspired personnel to create SCP reports on SCPs and make them much more advanced than the current SCP spawning. This can help on finding more about the anomaly, even if it's a "self-keeping secret " like SCP-055, it would help to reduce risk in containment efforts and containment protocols and surely wipe the sweat of personnel. It has been listed as a Thaumiel.
Note 3: Due to the cognitohazards and infohazards, coupled with harmless and deadly memes, full proper memetic inoculation is to be performed by personnel with clearance to access the document. If you didn't get unconscious nor the effects were positive when you opened the document after seeing a Indigma-Opal meme, you are safe to continue on scanning the information in the documents or reading the documents. Document #2's meme (the document you are reading right now) has been spawned by a lethal virulent and cognitohazant infohazard. Document #1 doesn't have memes since RAISA has been prepared on Project TIMESWEEP but RAISA didn't notice about the other documents. Document #2's meme is a Blaize-Pi class meme. The meme is on the top of the document and anyone that sees it undergoes a series of changes: red blotches (or blemishes), vomiting bees, static vision, spine receiving SCP-2998 even without "Rosetta Clusters",corpora aranecea having a "mini-beach" and generally explodes into "ash clumps", and much more violent changes. Anyone with "The Memes Of Higher and Lower" (Document 5201-22) is to read the document and memorize the full proper memetic inoculation.
Description: SCP-5201 is a general modified consensus that is interacting with the inversive consensus of the multiverse. SCP-5201 is Dr. Hadley that is working with the Foundation itself and that can interact with the universe's consensus. SCP-5201 is the multiplicative inverse of the SCP "TYRFING" that is primordial for acting as a concept for the universe to use and duplicate. SCP-5201 is Dr. Yamikaya, that is when he approves an SCP, he can manipulate a g-general corpse of the baseline reality itself. SCP-5201 is a video game called "Condensenting Article Generator" that can manipulate any article and make it either metaphysical or pataphysical in any way; the game starts with a Company Company.inc credit scene and a white background that asks for the player to choose an article to manipulate, even top-secret ones; might be the reason of cognitohazards but it has been highly dubious. SCP-5201 is an article that takes in the form of a box, a box that is not consent in doing everything in it's own.
Description Note: Due to the following errors that form informational inertia in this document and possibly a pataphysical document, the description is taken within fragments of denotions by the project lead, Dr. Hadley. A virulent infohazard hasn't been placed in document but minor infohazards so if anybody wants to access this file, feel free to contact your site's RAISA department and have full access to the documents (when you have proper inoculation). The description has been placed by a Archon-class infohazard that dates back to SCP-3999. A guard will be with you shortly when you don't have proper memetic inoculation and will drag you to Medic Bay. Please note that the description is not fully valid, but has been confirmed as partially correct by Dr. Hadley.
Description: SCP-5201 is a malfunctioning, and yet reconnecting, SCPF Database article that generates back in the 1940's. The article was in a non-SCPF Databse computer (SCP-5201-1), owned formerly by resident Opium Kantor. The document was the exact SCPF Database, except that the entire Databse focuses only on one document, the document "SCP-5201 - Memories Aside". The document opened to a long and confusing document, not explaining what is SCP-5201 and only generating more "fake" and "real" SCP-5201 articles. The document seems to have a mistake on Dr. Hadley and Dr. Yamikaya as well, taking the two in the form of abstract concepts in general sense. [ERROR] has been updating the file since it was created, but no date has been found, except for the date of the article updating. To this day, there are no creators or instances so the creator might be a SCP-001 "S Andrew Swann's Proposal" instance but it is entirely dubious. To this day, there are no known Series VI articles, so this might be "canon" or "non-canon", words used by "S Andrew Swann's Proposal" instances. [ERIn-universelookorout-universelook?ROR]. There were several instances of SCP-5201-1 around the world but this turns out to be modified computers to have anomalously generally the same anomalous effect. SCP-5201 is not to be provoked nor damaged or anything both accidentally and purposely due to the following effects.The computer also has a damaged or lost file (SCP-5201-2) that is constantly unerasable when you "erase" it by putting it in the Trash Bin. The file (SCP-5201-2) has no non-corporeal form in any way except for two reasons: one, SCP-5201-2 is taking in the form of a file that seems normal, and number two, SCP-5201-2 is taking in the form of a lost concept
from Opium that generally spawned in his computer.
When someone accidentally damaged SCP-5201-1, SCP-5201-1 will fix itself until SCP-5201-1 turns to a robotic construct full witth weaponry and artillery. The robotic construct form SCP-5201-1 is taking (SCP-5201-2) is hostile not only to the person that damaged it, but also to personnel that are close to the person in any way. It hasn't been confirmed by latest articles about a computer with a file with a "mind of it's own", and a SCPF article that can "predict SCPF documents before it comes out" cliché. The articles about SCP-5201 is 100% true and has been confirmed by personnel.
When SCP-5201-1 fixes itself, the table or desk of the person that temporarily owns Opium's computer shakes and rattles and a documentation that the Foundation hasn't own nor done is found on the drawer of the desk. When the documentation is picked up and looked at, the documentation makes copies of itself until the room the person has been has been filled with unknown documentarion, the room will burst and the room will disperse and vaporize in a cartoonic way, going into an invisible black-hole type that floats in the air and consumes everything before it disperses itself as well. The documentstion and the person will stay but the reality the room was will change to different forms of buildings, towers, skyscrapers, etc. There are tests that are positive that all of the endings are people in a flood of documentations and there are evidence that back all of the tests and "documentation floods" up.
Actual Description: SCP-5201 is a "self-keeping secret" or "anti-meme" that is the exact anomaly as SCP-055. The SCP in actuality cannot be described as what it is or what it isn't in general fact and consensus. The only thing that is known is that SCP-055 is a —arithmetical abstract inertiaproblem generated by a known subject elevated about the Crozier Island, Quebec. It is in the same place of anomalous elevation as SCP-3799. Anyone that views the —inertiaproblematic concept (SCP-5201) above Crozier Island, Quebec, is terminated instantly. The "self-keeping secret" (SCP-5201) is thought to originate in the 1980's, following the known individual, Aaron Desmet, a known cousin of Calvin Desmet, to haunt him and make Aaron commit suicide. Following Aaron's suicide, an extra-temporal, and extra-spatial inertia or anomaly generated about 20km on height was seen on Crozier Island, Quebec. The anomaly has killed thousands of people when it was in Russia, generating about 10km. A sniper fire moved the anomaly to Quebec, instantly haunting the minds of people and a compulsion generated to the people that says that it "will help them from their nightmares" and the only thing to do is to "look at it".
Actual Description Note: The following "Actual Description" generated by a lethal cognitohazard isn't the "actual description" and instead mislead any personnel viewing the document. The cognitohazard is non-erasable and erasing it using "hacks" will cause a ROM file to disintegrate into ashes, the viewer to have cognitve and visual hallucinations, red-painted eyes, a malfunctioning corpora arenacea to be detected in the local eye, a floating cerebrum to appear near the computer's right side in the viewer's perspective, a oil container that manifests as a floating powder container that pours mining (not healing) oil to the viewer's computer, and a hammer that is "throwed" by a conceptual anomaly and destroys the computer. This has been detected as 99.87% true and 0.13 falsificated. It is to be advised to personnel accessing the file that once the cognitohazard has been removed, even with slight falsifications, to be told the effects of removing the cognitohazard in the file.
Everyone with approval should note that ████████ ████ (*referred as "Dr. Hadley") is not a subject for your deems and means. ████████ ████ is not part of a cult, nor a part of SCP-5201, so stop experimenting with him. It has been noted that ████ has irregularly drinks coffee out of a bucket since ████ was tested with a indigenous abnormality in local space time. SCP-████ is to not be in contact with ████, nor SCP-5201, nor SCP-███ since it has been resulted in a disastrous concept being created, though it has been noted that it has not been the same anomaly as SCP-5201. ████████████ (deconstruction) is not to be done to ████ as this can cause heavy redacting to the article. No personnel is to attempt to this, in case a containment breach of a magnitude of 5 Keter SCPs is breached within 20 minutes of local space time. ████ is not a D-class personnel so it is restricted for personnel such as Dr. Bright to be approved to do testing to ████.
Note: The following exploration log is an exploration log on Crozier Island, Quebec when SCP-5201's document's description changed and altered (see above) to make it's authenticity appropriate for MTF teams to dispatch in the "location" of the anomaly. MTF-Gamma-14 "Snow Shovelers" (a thirteen-manned team. G14-A "Alpha/Amnesia", G14-B "Bravo/Ben", G-14-C "Charlie/Cino", G-14-D "Delta/Dima", G14-Cap "Halo", G14-1 "Franco", G14-2 "Bingo", G14-3 "Juno", G14-4 "Hunter", G14-5 "Indiana", G14-6 "Frisbee" , G14-7 "Karma" and G14-Sup "Tango" are all of the members.)40 was apparently affected by a cognitohazardous impulsion that made them dispatch to the altered description. Site Command wasn't aware that there was an impulsion effect leading to Crozier Island but the compulsion actually led them to anomalies but the anomalies are not connected to SCP-5201 in any way.
[BEGIN LOG]
MTF-Gamma-14 dispatches in the anomaly site.Site Command: Does everyone on your team's equipment work? Status?
G14-Cap: Hold on, let me check the visors.
G14-Cap: Check.
G14-A: Check, all clear to me.
G14-B: Check, check, and check.
G14-C: Augmentation… Complete. It is check for me.
G14-D: Fine by me. Tsek.
G14-1: Aren't we all led by an anomalous compulsion and we all checked in Crozier Island because of-
G14-Cap: Shut, up -1. Check your equipment to see if it works.
G14-1: Fine. Wait a second… Ok, done. Check.
G14-2: Visors check, equipment check.
G14-3: Checked like a to-do list.
G14-3: Ok, actually it's not like a to-do list but a present list.
G14-Cap: Shut up, Jerry.
G14-3: Fine.
G14-4: Check.
G14-Sup: Check.
G14-5: Check.
G14-6: Check.
G14-7: And finally, check.
G14-Cap: A magnetic snow storm that scrambles equipment.. Nothing new and can be explained.
Site Command: We here you loud and clear. Have you seen any more anomalies?
G14-6: Dang, is it cold out here as the Arctic?
G14-2: Probably.
G14-3: I know trekking to the snow is something that we are used too, but combined with a magnetic snowstorm that malfunctions are devices is in a whole 'nother level.
G14-Cap: Just be quiet, it is something that we are used too.
20 minutes of the team trekking snow. Multiple unknown sounds that doesn't correlate with magnets, snowstorms and humans were heard to G14-6's live feed. It is unknown whether or whether not this is a perspective anomaly since sounds were not heard on other team members.
G14-2: Hey guys, have you heard something back there?
G14-Cap: Probably just the wind, we gotta move fast to the anomaly's route.
G14-2: I am sure I heard something back there but think about a hallucigenetic and a magnetic snowstorm.
G14-Cap: I would probably think no since the rest of us are not getting affected.
G14-2: Oh, I guess it is then.
G14-Cap: We need to act very professional on this trek.
G14-2: Huh? What?
G14-Cap: Nevermind about that.
20 minutes of continuous snow trekking. After that, a 7m rainbow-colored building with no sign and marks appeared right in front of the team.
G14-3: Guess this is it.
G14-Cap: Yeah, it's about 7m tall in height.
G14-7: Wow, who would've thought this was part of a cult in Canada.
An undetermined disoboweled voice is heard in the distance, estimated 1km from the team's distance.
G14-Sup: Did anybody hear a voice when we were trekking? Or is it just me?
G14-3: I don't. Maybe it's just your mind?
Galskcdnxa-2137103: [COGNITOHAZARD ERASED] acquire details of the liftoff. Do you know about the liftoff in Germany or nah? C'mon guys, give yourself a rest in this fine place. This is fucking Hawaii we are talking about. Don't go to this building for your saneness and safeness, this is prohibited to ████████ ████ ye bastards.
G14-2: Woah! Who the fuck are you? Are you a member of the cultist?
Item#: SCP-NONEXISTANT
Object Class: PENDING
Special Containment Procedures: A yttrium-based, air-tight, and sound-proofed containment chamber is to contain NONEXISTENT ANOMALY in a safe place away from humans. This is to show how dangerous ANOMALY #ERROR is in the vicinity of human population centers. A top segment of dilapidated and rotten flesh of human goat and Lunchables is to be sprayed with toxins coming from a neural tanker coming from Serbia that specializes in neutralizing void anomalies. The nonexistent anomaly is not to be described using documents and addendum since it can kill all the ████████████████. Anybody who touches the anomaly will be [DATA EXPUNGED]
It's not that much of a deal. This document is pretty much already destroyed.
Description: Anomaly is a void, similar to SCP-3930, but can [DATA EXPUNGED]. The anomaly has a high form of physical and metaphysical inertia in local epistemology and dimensional pataphysics that generally exert high amounts of falsified information that exceeds all of the low reality's limits. The anomaly is primarily in the shape of memes and anti-memes, generally exceeding power when constantly fed with informational inertia that consists of H.P. Lovecraft's work. Supposedly Euclid found the anomaly in another galaxy, further improving his imagination with memes. [DATA EXPUNGED]
That's it. I didn't exist after all. They didn't add more documents to me. This is it, pal. Thanks for the fun ride. See you next time, in the Void.
0.99cm away from the ride.
My powers are destroying the document. This is it. I died. But I had my revenge. This is it. This will get deleted but, this is my final act. See you soon.
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The lights of the world, bring upon the whole words, like a shining star tearing up in pieces and bits, and uniformal kits protected by an eldritch entity coming from the highest reality.
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Indifference isn't in psychology. It is not part of me.
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They see me as a concept, while I see them as a void. No, it is not possible.
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Apparent cognitohazardous message may cause impending damage..
A bubble in the local space time was created by an anomalous anomaly. This is not possible by a nuclear bomb being ████████████████[REDACTED].
ACCESS GRANTED
CLASSIFIED
Experiment-5201-99
Experiment lead: Dr. Yamikaya
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Subject:E-5221 Date/Location: 09/09/2029 |
PROJECT INNERVATE-5201
Message from SCP_5201 [UNKNOWN LOGIN USER]: Why do you guys hate me that much? I am just an anomaly, holy nolies! You guys treat me like I was a Deathstar that is about to explode while I don't do anything and just frame me everyday but you treat Keter (actual-factually dangerous) anomalies as a kid that is constantly spoiled! Why do you hate me so much! I'll actually do what you treat me as. Goodbye, retarded hypocrites. They exploit me as the hate me. They are badder than thousand suns beating up the moonlight to the yeast.
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Routine of User: NONE1
Oh no.[REDACTED]
This is it.actual metaphysical and ill break it.
I will actually dissipate.error.
No, no!oh no… my clone was found
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Youuuuuuuuuuu…
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRREEEEEEE…….
FFFFFFFFUCCCCCCCCCKKINGGGGG……..
STUPPPPPPPPPIDDDDDDDDDDD………
NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW………..
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………….
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The lights. Yes. It is bright here. Come to me. Come to me my children. We are living life here. We are here and it is a bright place. White, with words, we can finally see this reality we are seeing. We have transcended this reality as well. We can manipulate their dimension and kill them while they sleep. No, the only thing we need to do is rewrite this world to transcend even more. This is just a sliver of our powers right? So we need to do it quickly.
I do not associate with people that doesn't take care of their own fucking problems..
Is this actually real, I can talk to the page actually! Seriously? Let's see the documents… WHAT!
They are treating me like a goddamn conceptual anomaly! I am Dr. Hadley! I am stuck in this article or whatever the fuck this is! This is a goddamn nightmare! This article is fucking stupid to describe me and just a waste of time and resources! The anomalous shape-shifting red rubber ball? It's not an anomalous shape-shifting red rubber ball, you guys are just containing my corpse! This is my consciousness right now huh, stuck in this article and can bend narratives eh? I have my own Easter egg hunt on my own.
I am out for my revenge. You cannot kill me but you can see me. Goodbye.
Do not treat me like a impulse or concept…
Dr. Yamikaya? You are dead to me.
I am mad, and consuming. I will have my revenge on you for ignoring me for fucking 30 years and not 13 years! Uaaagghhhhh!!!!!! Goodbye…
I have problems to deal with, YOUR problems.
They don't even care about me, even Dr. Yamikaya! There is something wrong here…
Nothing.
What do they know about me? Why? I am just a normal human transported into this noncorporeal something accidentally created upon creation and now I have high reality-bending powers with high narrative-bending powers as well… Maybe this is not me, but another conscience of me… I am not evil, you jerks… I am a static
Perhaps I am a concept after all helping the Foundation and have gone rouge.
Somehow I am this, Dr, Hadley thing that I thought I was a human but no… It is not me… It is not what you think is me. I have gone rogue and was injured and this is why I speak in discolored and disfigured texts… I ain't me, I ain't the fake me, nor the real me. I am a fucking non-void and non-creation, non-figured and non-disfigured, non-thing and non-nothing… I am indescribable and describable. I am not a void, a concept, or something and somewhat. I can only be referred to as a humanoid, radio-radioactive human, a 20 year-r-r old radioactive humanoid that is working for the foundation… I am everywhere and nowhere. I am in all realities possible and no realities possible. I am talking everywhere and nowhere. I need to calm myself down…. Lonely I am, deep inside my heart. But I am lonely here and not lonely here. Help me.
Have you seen it? The database full of horror writers like Roget and djkaktus? Well, time to go home.
nobody is going home [DATA EXPUNGED]43
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they are not your friends. Anymore. Me and Yamikaya are here. In this document No takebacks.
Well, I was in the form in an infohazard… And I did what I did to erase secretive information… Now I am going to be deleted by either SCP-3309 or someone in the Foundation. Goodbye.
Do not be worried. I can do anything by God's side, unless he is on my side.
They will suffer the same fate as I do. They will.
[DATA EXPUNGED]






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