SCP - 5259

Seeking Greenlights: Yes

Page Type: SCP Article, Joke SCP

Genre (Optional): Comedy, Action

Elevator Pitch:
The shape of a 44. magnum. cylinder clogged, no accessibility for bullets. With the pull of SCP - 5259 trigger will release an anomalous flag; extend from the barrels muzzle. Circumstances vary on what the flag will say. Such as boom: bam, kapow, wham, bitch, etc. Always ended in exclamations.
After 3 seconds, the initial item ahead of the barrel (when previously pulled) obliterates. In a medium explosion; of recurring magnitude. Equivalence to a Semtex grenade. Range inconclusive.

Central Narrative:
SCP - 5259 is thought to be an anomalous construct. With a word or two to add to the situation, in the form of previously stated 'flag'. Recovered from a 'punk' youth; after dispatched listed a robbery in-progress. An eye witness examined, describing suspect as 'lean and tall' prepared to shoot a mother with their child in the aisle of an alley..
The boy cackled, pulling SCP - 5259 trigger; the flags a gimmick while he evades the scene of the crime. until the light show begin. All those who witness taken aback by the explosion; the assailant almost shat himself. The mother and offspring terminated in the explosion, First Responders report the need to 'warrant caution'. Until the teenagers inevitability termination by First Responders after the destruction of one Patrol car.

Hook/Attention-Grabber:
What you bring to a knife fight. Play it cool; and blast a fool!

Additional Notes:

• Works on organic material..
• The flag slides back into the barrel; Prepared to fire again. Roughly a 5 second rate of fire… (Ammo redundant)
• Psychological test. Affirmations for both Assessment of Intellectual Functioning (IQ) and

Personality Assessment. Behavioral test proves it has no capability to harm.