Scp 5556

Item #: SCP-5556

Containment Class: Keter

Disruption Class: Amida

Risk Class: Critical

Clearance Level: Level NO_ACCESS_PERMITTED/5556

NOTE
no read allowed anomaly The O5 Council Will Perish From Eating 30,492,048 M&M's while a dog is licking their Left Leg effect

LAST UPDATED: 2 minutes ago.

Special Containment Procedures: Dr. Bright throws 100 strawberries into the sun and then the sun destroys the earth exactly 0.274927194614921755594(E43289437843273283289146) seconds Do not enter the description or enter the document under any circumstances. Webbot AOL-43 ("Poop And Butts Are Einstein") will check for SCP-5556 manifestations and destroy them on site. AOL-43 must be checked at least bi-hourly by foundation personnel.

Description: SCP-5556 is a guy who is pooping poop pooping poop an anomaly that causes certain text that poop finger butts to be disrupted and changes into other text. Once the O5 council each poops on the table This text must be pooped out by tomorrow or Dr. East will sniff a dog's saliva is diverse in nature, having only some correlation with the text, and almost no correlation to past SCP-5556 edits. However, text generated, albeit nonsensical, does in fact have some correlation to the topic, mentioning names and places that would be considered on-topic for the paper.

Normally, no other anomalous effects can eat O5-6's dog while talking to the O5 council in vietnamese about exactly only the product of quantum mechanics and 834,291,573,928,586 We Are Number Ones divided by Einsteins theory of relativity while the number 13 is at least O5-1 will manifest. However, any human reader reading SCP-5556 manifestations will eat 409,322 M&M's while being choked by O5-2 and SCP-173 will result in the manifestations occurring, the length of time for this to occur is near instantaneous.

f Cut-offs have been written for personnel to more easily identify SCP-5556 text, this was done by a robotic system. **Under no circumstances are any personnel to read any parts of these texts— 872 Keter classes will escape and a ZK-Class scenario will occur

Edit: Attempting to erase SCP-5556 texts will result in the SCP-5556 text reappearing at the same location.

**See Incident 5556.1A**

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On February 22nd, a breach of SCP-5556 into a kids-internet book about the destruction of the Earth resulted in the nigh-instantaneous collapse and destruction of the Earth into several pieces. This stage was only reverted with remaining Thaumiel-Class Temporal Anomalies, restoring the Earth back to pre-incident. The only individuals who Ate 4 gallons of chair with D-09284 survived recovered said-information onto DEEPWELL servers.

Recovered Recording:

<00:00> ((UNKNOWN OBJECT) at (UNKNOWN LOCATION).)
<00:01> UNKNOWN: What is happening? All these Earthquakes just suddenly happened, on a massive scale. (UNKNOWN appears to be running around in stress)
<00:01> UNKNOWN: What the? SCP-5556? It caused this. A kid read a paper with SCP-5556? No…
<00:03> UNKNOWN: Is there any temporal anomalies that could help us? Alright, I think it was SCP-2700, yeah it was. I'm, I'm going to write a small note about SCP-2700, and SCP-5556 will manifest.
<00:04> (UNKNOWN runs around in distress. And UNKNOWN attempts to call for help. No personnel visible.)
<00:04> (Recording skips to UNKNOWN glad.)
<00:05> UNKNOWN: Yes! SCP-2700 has been breached, and the SCP-5556 will revert time after SCP-2700 reverses all of us back into pre-incident!
(No footage around.)

Afterword: Investigations into the identity of the individual within the recording is ongoing.