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Item#:SCP-5870
Object class:Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5870 is to be contained in a 7 meter X 4 meter X 4 meter concrete containment cell, SCP-5870‘s cell is a humanoid cell fitted with furniture from 300 BCE. His cell is accessible with LVL 3 security clearance or above, no less than 2 security guards ,with LVL 3 clearance, are to be in the room at all times. No more than 1 class-D are to enter the containment cell at all times.
SCP-5870’s cell must be cleaned once every month, while this procedure is going on SCP-5870 is to enter a temporary holding cell usually used for movement or removal of safe and Euclid SCPs.
DESCRIPTION: SCP-5870 Is a humanoid entity, measures around 1.8 meters high, and weighs around 91.7 KG. SCP-5870 has the appearance of an Roman soldier from around 300 BC, SCP-5870 speaks French, Gaelic, German, and Latin. SCP-5870 Can’t speak any form of English therefore any person who is going to interview SCP-5870 must learn how to speak any of those languages. If SCP-5870 is questioned about his past, he will start talking in an unknown language.
SCP-5870 will stab any person with the closet thing that is sharp when someone says Rome is not the best republic any more or when they say Rome fell a long time ago. (NOTE: SCP-5870 DOES NOT KILL ANYONE WHEN THEY DO THIS, USUALLY THEY JUST STAB THE PERSON IN THEIR LEG). SCP-5870 will kill someone when they fell threatened with a gun, or with another weapon, the weapon must be pointed at SCP-5870.
SCP-5870 Is very obedient if they are told to get out of their cell, SCP-5870 is also extremely polite when asking for something. SCP-5870 Also gets extremely angry when mentioning the Roman god Mars, to the point of killing anyone who does by curb stomping them till they die.
VIEW LOG SCP-5870 INCIDENT-1
LOG SCP-5870 INCIDENT-1
BEGIN LOG:
*D-7890 enters the room with his questions in hand. D-7890 sits in a chair across from SCP-5870 preparing for the questioning.*
(NOTE:THE REST OF THIS LOG IS TRANSLATED FROM FRENCH,GERMAN, AND LATIN.)
talking in Latin
SCP-5870:so I’m guessing your here to ask me some questions?
D-7890:yes. I am.
SCP-5870:well what is your first question for me?
D-7890:Where did you live when you were in Rome?
SCP-5870:*pause* in an insulae. My family was poor so I joined the army to get money.
D-7890:Okay, next question. Do you know Rome fell more than 15 centuries ago?
SCP-5870:May I have your pen?
*D-7890 gives SCP-5870 his pen. SCP-5870 Stabs D-7890 in the leg*
D-7890:JESUS CHRIST! HOLY SHIT! OH FUCK! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!
SCP-5870:Next question please.
D-7890:NO WE’RE FUCKING DONE!
*D-7890 tries to get up but security pushes him down back in his seat
D-7890:OKAY ILL FINISH THE BULLSHIT QUESTIONING!
*A paramedic comes in and gives him a shot of morphine to relieve the pain*
D-7890:Ok…ok. Do you still believe in the god mars?
** SCP-5870 switch’s to Gaelic**
SCP-5870:* SCP-5870 sounds mad* Mars killed my friends. Mars our god never helped us. MARS IS A PIECE OF SHIT! MARS NEVER HELPED US! AND NOW YOUR GOD WON’T!
*SCP-5870 jumps on to D-7890 as he starts to bang D-7890 on the concrete floor till he dies. Security pulls SCP-5870 off of D-7890*
END LOG
