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WARNING: WIDE-RANGE, DISRUPTIVE ANOAMLY
Issued by the Collective Society of Charting the Paranormal - California Chapter
Anomaly Case #: SCP-5XXX
Anomaly Range: Widespread
Anomaly Disruption: High
Anomaly Threat: Low
FINAL VERDICT: Chaos
Supernatural Case Procedures:
Due to the range of the anomaly and its disruptive effects, removal and destruction of the anomaly is recommended.
Should one be affected by the anomaly, one should play a song referencing Paul McCartney to neutralize the effect. In the meantime, one should avoid all materials involving Paul McCartney.
Beings affected by the anomaly who want to volunteer to test the effect of the anomaly can contact the Supernatural
Anomaly Description:
SCP-5XXX refers to a series of tombstones stating the supposed demise date of Paul McCartney (who is currently alive). Humans who look at an SCP-5XXX instance will be subject to an anomaly that causes all media related to Paul McCartney to reflect the demise date of Paul McCartney according to the SCP-5XXX instance: for a general example, interviews with Paul McCartney that takes place after the date of the SCP-5XXX instance will change to be reflections on a deceased Paul McCartney; cds of music made after the date will disappear. Photos of SCP-5XXX instances carry the same effect, though they will lose it after the SCP-5XXX instance they depict is destroyed.
Playing songs that reference Paul McCartney has been known to neutralize the effects of the anomaly on this person (though if one brings such song in the range of someone with It is not known why this is the case.
