Anomaly Designation: SCP-5XXX
Anomaly Class: Chaos
Supernatural Case Procedures: A warning regarding the SCP has been issued, spread across the web and through word of mouth.
A volunteer team is currently working every morning to check the public bathrooms and document before destroying all instances of SCP-5XXX.
Description:
SCP-5XXX is the sword of the broke.
The sword of the broke is broke
And I am …
No no no wrong…
This is not what hte SCP is.
Why do I always get it wrong?
There is no ScP
It won't come out
Come come
He scattered in ab urdend desert
wodnering wondeirng wondering god
wnader
Oh my oh my
A star it kiled
Star dead
dead man
Man
mansion
mansion of the last Rockefellers
rock
SCP-5XXX is a series of "You are__ " messages that appear in bathroom walls. When observed and read directly (even in one's mind), anomalous effects of varying scales will affect the observer, with the results usually reflecting the message of the SCP-5XXX.
Below is a sample of some logs.
Scattered
In a burdened desert
Oh, what did we do?
To create a godless scape in the dreamscape
A burn in the Mona Lisa painting






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