Per 
San Francisco Branch
Item #: SCP-5XXX
Anomaly Class: Strife, Euclid-Level Danger
Supernatural Case Procedures: All observed SCP-5XXX are to be added into the log of SCP-5XXX manifestations, with resulting SCP-5XXX-1 instances to be kept in Storage Locker SCP-5XXX (SCP-5XXX-1 instances that are proven to be safe can be donated). Any new location of SCP-5XXX is to be added to the log of places of known SCP-5XXX manifestations. A submission site is currently maintained for visitors to submit their own experience with an SCP-5XXX manifestation.
Due to the unpredictable nature of SCP-5XXX manifestation and resulting SCP-5XXX-1 instances, a public warning about SCP-5XXX is to be issued.
All testing is done at one's personal risk
Description: SCP-5XXX is an anomaly that randomly affects laundromats: when one uses the dryer or washing machine at a laundromat, there is a chance of the manifestation of foreign articles of clothing (designated SCP-5XXX-1); SCP-5XXX-1 instances vary from mundane to anomalous articles, some of them being hazardous. It is not known if SCP-5XXX-1 instances are created by SCP-5XXX, or originate from a parallel universe.
The first observed manifestation of SCP-5XXX by a Foundation member was at the "Jack's Clean Clothes" Laundromat in Sacramento, California in July 15, 2007. However, further manifestations (as documented online and by Foundation members) have been recorded across the entire United States of America, with the oldest documented SCP-5XXX being a Facebook post made by a Ryan Klein on January 17, 2003, where he wrote about finding a Rex Sox branded boxing glove that he did not own while taking out the laundry at a laundromat.
Log of SCP-5XXX instances
Name: Agent Mackeys
Date:__ February 15, 2021
Location: Shirt Times Good Times Laundromat, San Francisco, California
Resulting SCP-5XXX-1 instance(s):
A black jacket, designed to be worn by toddlers. The jacket had a few sewn lines, indicating previous tearing. According to Agent Johns, it was a direct copy of a jacket that he had lost when he was a child, down to the tears.
Name: Agent
Date:__ April 6, 2021
Location: Ken's "Clothes Can be Cleaned Cheaply" Laundromat, Brooklyn, New York
Resulting SCP-5XXX-1 instance(s):
Six copies of a Rex Sox shirt owned by Agent Lotte, down to a slight tear at the bottom. However, all instances differed in color and writing, being: orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet respectively. The word "red" was also changed to reflect the color of each SCP-5XXX-1 instance.
Name: Agent
Date:
Location: Local 51 Laundromat Operators Co-Op, Los Angeles, California
Resulting SCP-5XXX-1 instance(s):
A Red Sox themed boxing glove; a shirt bearing the words "Carter for Second Term!"; and a pair of red and blue boxers bearing the words "Pepsi-Coke" and a logo resembling a fusion of both companies' logo.
Name: Agent Lotte
Date: July 18, 2021
Location: The Mekhanist Brotherhood's Provided Clothe Cleaning, Detroit, Michigan
Resulting SCP-5XXX-1 instance(s):
A black jumpsuit that could change its size and shape according to the sapient being holding it. The jumpsuit was also very durable, being able to withstand bullets and fire.
Name: Agent Xi
Date: July 24, 2021
Location: Maudewin's Charitable Foundation Laundromat, Arlington, Virginia
Resulting SCP-5XXX-1 instance(s):
Six pairs of purple shirts, each of them likely bearing the Dr. Wondertainment logo (as observed of one instance from the window of the laundry machine in use). All instances instantly liquified the moment the laundry machine finished operation, being absorbed by the rest of Agent Xi's clothing and dying them purple. Liquid had to be squeezed out with gloves and is currently kept in Chemical Storage 1.
When asked, Dr. Isabel Wondertainment mentioned plans to create anomalous purple shirts that allowed the user to stick to surfaces and also survive falls of any heights, though the plan was abandoned after she was unable to prevent the degradation of the enchanted materials used in water.
*Note by Agent Xi: Oh great*
Name: Agent
Date: September 14, 2021
Location: Silverson's Cleaning Place, Paris, Texas
Resulting SCP-5XXX-1 instance(s):
Three giant snake skins, each identified as belonging to a Rattlesnake, a Western Hognose, and a water moccasin respectively.
Name:
Date: November 14, 2021
Location: Not-Now Not-Dirty Location Co-Op, Anchorage, Alaska
Resulting SCP-5XXX-1 instance(s):
Burnt combat gear armor, showing evidence of bullet marks. Instance bore the words "Protectorate Standard Issue #4231", a logo resembling that of the New York chapter of the Foundation, and the words "Anderson Mechanics Solutions". It is to be noted that SCP-5XXX-1 instance was child-sized.
Name: Agent
Date: December 2, 2021
Location: fancyless laundromat place, Concord, Massachussets
Resulting SCP-5XXX-1 instance(s):
A human skin resembling actor James Cagney. Teeth was also discovered in the laundromat, and a tongue.
Special Incident SCP-5XXX:
On December 13, 2021, a rather noticeable SCP-5XXX manifestation occurred at the Legacy of Sophia Light Laundromat in Miami, Florida
As corrobated by many witnesses, Delma Gutiérrez was taking out the laundry from a dryer when she discovered a SCP-5XXX-1 instance that was a white labcoat. The SCP-5XXX instance suddenly went animate and flew into the center of the laundromat, where it raised its hand in the air as a voice originating from it shouted, "Seek, Clothing, Paradise Awaits! Activate Stratagem 561!" before ceasing its anomalous properties.
All operational washing machines and dryers were suddenly observed to be spinning at very fast speeds, before they all emitted a white flash of light, with all clothes in them disappearing.
The resulting SCP-5XXX-1 instance has been designated a High Priority Instance, and is currently being studied. The relationship between the event and following SCP-5XXX manifestations is currently being studied.
