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A NOTE ON THE FOLLOWING ANOMALY:
The following anomaly might or not be a threat to life.
Investigations is needed.
- Dan Gullhooks, Member of the San Francisco Chapter
Anomaly Classification #: SCP-5XXX
Threat Potential Ranking: Chaos (Potential Apocalypse)
Description:
SCP-5XXX refers to the Scandal Chaos Parade, an anart musuem which possesses a limitlessnumber of rooms. SCP-5XXX is accessible by all elevators of the word through a complicated thaumaturgy ritual (involving elevator buttons) that has spread by word-of-mouth among the anartist community. The origin of this ritual, as well as SCP-5XXX itself, is unknown.
When accessed for the first time, one will be given a card that designates one as an "Official Scandal Chaos Parade Contributor"; subsequently, Contributors can make and dedicate anart to ScP-5XXX, which will appear with a pedestal in a random location with the Contributor's name, the name of the Display, and a random number assigned to it. Dedicated anart (designated Displays for ease) subsequently cannot be removed except through a Request, though certain Displays is known to suddenly burst in flame and vanish a few seconds after dedication without input from the Contributor (a common theme on such a group is a generally held opinion of low quality among visitors). Each room holds about 1000 Displays in total.
SCP-5XXX is occasionally known to change its interior according to certain special dates (for example, turning green and adding decorations of blue Christimas trees and white snowman during Christmas). SCP-5XXX has also sent posters advertising contests for Contributors, with the prize usually being a tablet designating the varied winners of a contest that manifests near the winner's entry Displays; whether this is evidence of sentience on the part of SCP-5XXX or its potential owner's action is unknown.
Below is a sample of some Displays so far (full list can be accessed at www.scandalchaosparade.██, a website currently maintained by a group of archivers of SCP-5XXX known as the SCP Archive Team).
| Designation | Name | Contributor | Description |
| # 456 | The Cell Phone | Doomed Coffin (real name Mortimer Toomes) | A Cellphone that when called, will play sounds of a random animal being killed. Afterward, a cloud will appear above the caller, and rain red liquid (determined to be a mix of red wine and cherry soda). The cloud will hover and follow the caller for one minute, before dissipating. |
| # 1254 | Just a Little Relaxing Place | Sofia Ana Pensador | A radio that continuously plays sounds of nature. When listened to for one minute, # 1254 will translocate the listener to another dimension with an exact copy of the radio except broken. Surroundings will be based on the sound the listener last heard before being transported away (for example, listeners transported away during a recording of whale sounds will be translocated to a beach from which they can observe whales). |
| #2569 | Misery is the Best Gift (tm) | Li Xianchun | A television playing an ad for a product called "Misery is the Gift", pills sold by a Damon-Fronsely Health Group (an amalgation of the Damon Angela Medicines and Fronsely Pharmaceuticals) that can allow users to experience no dreams when sleeping. After playing the ad, the television screen will temporarily function as a portal to another dimension for ten minutes (beings who have not successfully managed to fully cross are simply displaced at the dimension where most of their body is left at). The other portal leads to a version of Britain where the air is covered with green chemical air waste. Those who ingest this green chemical air waste will experience pains in their head when they have a negative emotion, and only consuming the pill can allow them to do so without the pains. Pills could only be obtained from automated machines, and could somehow record purchasers, moving up the cost according to the number of pills and times someone purchased pills. All effects of the pills and the green chemical air waste instantly disappears when the visitor returns to their original dimension. No life original to this dimension has been found, though visitors have noted a persistent smell of corpses in the air. |
| #3669 | See the Face of God | Instead of reflecting the person, the mirror showed a computer typing out words for most people. Occasionally, the mirror would show what appeared to be brain veins. | |
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| #001 | Grand Finale | "Unknown Author" was written in the author section. | A card making machine, possibly responsible for the phenomenon that makes beings Contributors: card manifests in it before translocating to the being in question. According to longtimers, #001 was found during the initial discovery of SCP-5XXX, and has no known creator. |
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