SCP-5XXX - "Soda Containment Procedures"

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Item #: SCP-5XXX

Containment Class: Chaos

Special Containment Procedures: In order to prevent further SCP-5XXX appearances, Project Buy-More-Harvey-and-Riggor will dedicate resources for the secret promotion of Harvey and Riggor's Samples of Heaven brand among the public in order to increase sales; in tandem, Project Don't-Buy-Not-Harvey-and-Riggor-Stuff will be initiated to secretly spread misinformation and also leak sensitive data of competitors of Harvey and Riggor's Samples of Heaven (which means any soda brand that is not Harvey and Riggor's Samples of Heaven).

SCP-5XXX Containment Ultimatum must be achieved at the end of every year.

Description: SCP-5XXX refers to an interdimensional portal, which will randomly appear on the ground in parts of the world. A giant other-dimensional entity composed of water and shaped like a hognose will emerge from this hole and begin to attack its surrounding while shouting statements that mention Harvey and Riggor as holding special importance to deities (ex: "Harvey and Riggor is of the gods!" and "Doomed by the gods is the people who do not drink Harvey and Riggor!").

After a rampage, the entity will spit out an aluminum tablet, before returning SCP-5XXX, followed by the cessation of SCP-5XXX. The tablet usually contains a listed amount of sales of Harvey and Riggor(designated as SCP-5XXX Containment Ultimatum) that must be achieved in the span of 364 days to prevent future SCP-5XXX manifestations.

It is to be noted that nowhere in the vicinity of Harvey and Riggor factories or building has SCP-5XXX manifested; the Ultimatum has also been steadily risin

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