SCP-5XXX: Dear Diary, Today, the Head of some Old White Man Smashed Through my Window

Item#: 5XXX

Level1

Containment Class:

Keter

Secondary Class:

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Disruption Class:

Vlam

Risk Class:

Notice

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Special Containment Procedures: MTF-Omega-616 ("Hellsalem's Soccer Lot") has been created to monitor SCP-5XXX manifestation events: in news media, in police reports, among neighborhood discussion, on the Internet etc. Should SCP-5XXX occurrences be detected, all witnesses are to be amnesticized, and all records of the event are to be removed from mainstream circulation.

Description: SCP-5XXX refers to a set of phenomenon where the head of George Jefferson[[a pastor at the Oaksmith Church of Christ in Oaksmith, Alabama]] is flung from an unknown manifestation point. SCP-5XXX will manifest charging at locations at a velocity estimated to be 40 mph, causing lots of property damages and casulaties, though the head itself remains undamaged.