SCP-3802

Item #: SCP-3802

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3802 is to be kept in a soundproof containment chamber within Site-██. Any electronic devices are prohibited within a 20 meter radius of the containment chamber. Anyone who fails to regard this will be shot by MTF personnel. Access to the containment chamber requires Level 3 clearance or above.

Description: SCP-3802 is an 8 gigabyte flash drive made by the company ███████. Within SCP-3802 is SCP-3802-1, an audio file containing the YouTube parody song "█████ ████" uploaded by the user ████████ on ██/██/20██. If SCP-3802 is plugged into any smart device, SCP-3802-1 will automatically play from any audio device within a 7.5 meter radius of SCP-3802. Any exposure to SCP-3802-1 will result in queasiness within 5 to 10 minutes of initial exposure. Loss of consciousness and coma will onset 5 hours later, and death will occur within 7 hours to 3 days after listening to SCP-3802-1.

Addendum: Object class was upgraded to Euclid after incident 393-3802-1, when SCP-3802 was mistaken for an ordinary flash drive. When it was plugged in, SCP-3802-1 played automatically from 2 nearby laptops, and 1 nearby television, resulting in the deaths of 5 junior researchers, Dr. ████, and 3 D-Class personnel.

During testing, SCP-500 was found to cure anyone that has been exposed to SCP-3802-1, even when in a comatose state.