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Item#: SCP-6982-J
Object Class: Shenanigans
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6982-J-1 up to -6 are to be held in a room of iron cased, the door being iron structured. There is to be no windows, or ways to look inside in any way. One way windows are also not permitted. They are to be tested once a week, and only to be tested by Level 4 staff, with 4 guards ready at the door in case of an attempted D-Class escape causing a containment breach. Cameras are to be set up at every corner of the room, and the room is to be at the farthest end of facility 23, to ensure they are not provoked. If they escape, every available guard is required to keep them secure and wear them out, as they have been seen punching through titanium. Under no circumstances is SCP-6982-j allowed to eat food other then a Sandwich consisting of white bread, Swiss cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, ham and bologna (see Addendum-6982-j-1).
In the event of a containment breach, the Site is to be locked down and all personnel head to a shelter immediately. There is little to nothing that can stop SCP-6982-j and should be treated similarly as when SCP-096 escapes and goes on a massive killing spree.
Description: SCP-6982-J consists of a total of 6 humanoid entities that stand constantly staring with fists up in a similar position as of they were ready to start boxing. They all have given names as name-tags on their short sleeve red shirts, -1 is "The Scoundrel", -2 is "The Fiend", -3 is "The Young", -4 is "The Tube", -5 is "The Fart" and -6 is "The Host". It is unknown what these mean if anything. They hold thick Russian accents, weighing an unknown amount. they appear similar to the popular video game character, the "Heavy", from the PC game Team Fortress 2. They appear to have a Pocket Dimension inside of there pockets, as they can pull out Boxing Gloves, a high power Mini-gun of an unknown caliber, and a shotgun with a name on the side saying "The family business", all of which are in the dame style as said items in Team Fortress 2.
Everything SCP-6982-j-1 to -6 does is in seemingly unison. theories about a hive-mind collective are being considered. it is to be noted that there are small differences in movement between all SCP-6982-j and there may be time delays and differences in action between them but these are mostly very small. we debate if SCP-6982-j is sentient but they react little to nothing that happens around them.
SCP-6982-j stare at the closest entity to them seemingly even through walls. they follow the subject's movements with their eyes as they are seen tracking in place even when nobody is nearby. They are constantly screaming for help, seemingly as a method to attract other subjects to them. If someone enters the room, or even opens the door so long as they see them with there own eyes, and tries to look away at any time, they will suddenly run up to the person, fists ready and SCP-6982-J-2 starts a nuclear bomb threat siren that seemingly resonates from its mouth, all of them chasing the subject down and violently beats the subject to death. SCP-6982-J are highly aggressive after a kill, and if the subject runs too far from the scoundrels, they will all simultaneously pull out there shotguns and shoot them down instead. In the situation where they pull their mini-guns out, that area they are in is to be locked down immediately. Sometimes they will all in unison say "Put Dispenser Here", and when they begin to do this, they must be given a liquid of any kind to drink.
Note: They seem to be invincible as every weapon test has proved unsuccessful at terminating or injuring SCP-6982-j (see Addendum-6982-j-3). Only reaction they give when being damaged is minor aggression, slowly turning to meet it’s attacker before shouting at them.
Every encounter with SCP-6982-j seems to include random actions but there are common events that occur most of the time. these things include what has been said before but are not limited to:
- revving up their Mini-guns and tracking the subject with guns (very little cases where they actually shoot the subject.
- SCP-6982-j can also don American football helmets on their heads out of thin air. the purpose of this is unknown.
- circling the subject for a recorded time between 2 minutes and 37 hours.
- huddling in the corner of the room shouting different phrases.
- spinning uncontrollably
- vibrating extremely fast.
Addendum-6982-j-1
SCP-6982-j was discovered by Field agent squad #78-Delta. They found SCP-6982-j while investigating and series of murders and chaos created be SCP-6982-j. They started in Siberia, Russia and eventually ended in New Mexico, USA.
A total of 37 agents met their death before eventually capturing SCP-6982-j using a bologna and ham sandwich.
