SCP - 5770 The Stray Joker

Item #: SCP - 5770

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP - 5770 has no means of enclosed containment but due to having severe hodophobia, SCP is self-contained within site - 144. The subject is monitored within ████████, ██████, Italy now designated site - 144. SCP - 5770 is to be referred to as "Mr. Joker" in direct conversation. Note it is safe to call SCP - 5770 by its given item number if the recipient of the name is not SCP - 5770 as to not trigger the cognitohazard. Any person under suspicion of being under the effects of the hazard shall either be given optical lenses if time hasn't been exceeded. Termination on sight is mandatory when time is exceeded. Eye contact with SCP - 5770 is to be avoided at all costs. During a containment breach, SCP - 5770 is to be located and lured back to containment with an anonymous tip offering a deal to which it shall be performed upon the subject's arrival. During surveillance, the visual record is to be edited by a D- Class personnel with experience in video editing for the purpose of redacting any cognitohazards. This is for the purpose of learning the subject's behavioral mimicking abilities.

Description: SCP - 5770 is a mesomorph, middle-aged man of Hispanic descent deriving from Spain in origin. The subject's attire shows to be a bartender's attire. SCP- 5770 stands at 2.13 meters tall. Subject's facial features show to have an array vertical merging and diverging lines shaded violet moving from the back of the head down to the jugular where the lines all meet to a symbol resembling an iris. Subject's eyes appear to vary on who is maintaining eye contact with SCP - 5770. The colors of black and violet cause any viewer to begin to perceive an entity holding a subject in an endearing manner to which after the viewer will attempt to attack the entity. This is responded by either the entity piercing the victim or SCP - 5770 killing the victim. This cognitiohazard is avoidable through the use of wearing any optical lenses (such as shades) as any vision alterations seem to disrupt the perception. Upon looking away from SCP - 5770-alpha, the victim will enter a catatonic state and will die after 5 minutes. Upon victims' death, the body will decompose and melt into a viscous black liquid similar to the excretions of SCP- 035. This entity is now pronounced SCP - 5770 alpha. SCP - 5770 alpha is theorized to be a manifestation of the subject's subconsciousness.

The subject's hands appear to have holes, of 3.4 inches in diameter. cleanly cut within the hands along with twelve symbols appearing along the tunnel within the hand. This is theorized to resemble a clock. The subject seems to wield a diverse set of abilities in total before a recoil is to occur:

+ Warping

Ability to warp space in the motion of the holes. This is triggered by SCP - 5770 grasping for air and moving the hand clockwise or anticlockwise The symbols will appear to form into a ring around the cut in the duration of the power.

+ Gravity

Able to manipulate its center of gravity to the point where it can neutralize its force by applying gravity and a reciprocal in the opposite direction. This field of effect expands to an 8-foot radius on maximum.

+ Absorption and Manipulation

Ability is to absorb solid material to convert it into a substance that it calls its flesh. This process can be reversed or converted into a new material such as absorbing metal and converting it to redwood. This explains the subject's unusually high density, along with resistance to impact, piercing and laceration damage along with the ability to manipulate its own genetic and physical structure and composition to match anything in the size range of a Hercules beetle to ███████. It is also proven by how SCP - 5770 been smoking for years and has shown no sign of any after-effects of smoking.

+ Suggestion and Mimic

The ability to mimic behavioral patterns of anyone interacted with. Along with being able to convince people through long conversations.

+ Emission

SCP - 5770 also has been seen to generate, use and manipulate a magenta-colored fire. This emission can burn any material along with the effect of nullifying atomic bonds with no natural reaction occurring. Liquid or material having a temperature of 40 degrees Celsius or under will cause this fire to burst or speed up the process of breaking down the material.

- Recoil:¹

SCP - 5770 psychologically has no moral principles and performs any actions or favors that will entertain SCP - 5770. This can range from building a house to mass murder. Regardless of emotional stability or state, SCP - 5770 shows to hold a perpetual over-stretched smile only for the stretch or angle of smiling to change during moments of passive- aggression, fear, or rage. Subject, when engaged in conversation, will tend to giggle and laugh with levity to it. He shows now control over this and will apologize if the behavior is noticed by the subject. Upon meeting SCP for the first time, the subject will introduce himself as Mr. Joker, this is listed in the containment procedures as referring to subject in person as any other name will cause anyone with the associative name and the person who called subject by the name to perceive SCP - 5770 alpha. Subject shows to avoid ruining attire at all costs and will stall or cease combat to avoid or to repair clothing. SCP - 5770 has been recorded to show the behaviors of a near-sighted person. (For elaboration check Addendum 5770-2) Origination of SCP - 5770 shows no solid traces to any real or correlating events either because the subject has taken or copied false DNA of a victim or the event is fabricated. SCP - 5770 shows to have a high hodophobia causing SCP - 5770 to stay within site 144.

Recovery Log_ 5770-1:
SCP - 5770 was found after police reports of finding bodies infused or being buried within 3 feet underground of roads in site 144 to which an investigation was started. Tracing caused 12 Mobile Task Force members to go missing, (three found later dead), 45 agents being attacked and 1 being brutally tortured and raped for information on the foundation This individual was later shown to shapeshift and had growing reports on the ability until the live record was produced causing the discovery of the cognitohazard triggering. This resulted in 4 casualties.

+ Event Logs

Event Log_ 5770-1
Foreword: Log is described by a surviving Mobile Task Force agent as the video is redacted due to SCP - 5770-alpha. 10 Mobile Task Forces Iota 10 (Damn Feds) members we're sent to contain SCP - 5770 through arrest and sedation. Upon making contact with SCP - 5770, they arrested him and brought him to a foundation secured station to which three agents were killed by SCP- 5770-alpha through the method of piercing the body through the abdomen area. One made eye contact to shoot when they were also killed by the entity by being tossed and pierced midair. The hallway noted by the fifth agent began to spiral and recede to one point in nothingness. The remaining agents were chased by SCP - 5770 in this event where two tripped and were absorbed and thrown back out as dice with their agonized faces carved on it. The remaining agents managed to jump into an open doorway and entered a different room. They then made barricades in there and were simultaneously killed by severed fragments of SCP - 5770-alpha. Agent ████ ██████ was then confronted by SCP - 5770 and shot the subject repeatedly with every gun still loaded on the agent's person to SCP - 5770's surprise. SCP - 5770 then complained about how his suit was ruined and lost interest in killing the woman. SCP - 5770 left ████ ██████ to return to Site Command as a threat. The agent relayed the message from the subject stating that "The Joker does whatever he wants and anyone not playing with the joke should be taken out so the comedy's still there." All agents except ███ ██████ are presumed KIA.

Event Log 5770-2: SCP - 5770 was monitored to enter an alleyway out of surveillance of Mobile Task Forces. After further tracking, he was found talking to a well-dressed woman with attire originating from the Roaring '20s. This woman begins to have a conversation with SCP - 5770 and eventually gives him an obscured object along with a tommy gun. SCP - 5770 then located the surveilling Mobile Task Force agents and proceeded to kill the agents via portal and use of the tommy gun. All agents are KIA. Requests to gain the obscured object are pending.

Addendum 5770-1: SCP - is a compulsive liar and is not to be trusted. In Interview Log 5770-1, the narrative by SCP - 5770 is a fabrication used to get Dr. Adams to activate and perceive SCP - 5770-alpha. SCP - 5770 will also be noted to have the power of suggestion and any interviewer is to have a stern focus when interviewing the subject. When records of the event were recorded, there was no record or recount from any of the events told by SCP - 5770 happening. The bloody bastard can be a fucking king for all we know.-Dr. Mortis.

Addendum 5770-3: Note that SCP - 5770 has learned some new techniques by combining anomalous properties as listed along with how to counteract the events -Dr. Clovers:

+ Permeation

Phasing by warping space for movement and absorbing solid material to avoid disturbance when inside a dense object. Objects no wider than 4 feet can be permeated through near instantaneously. How to gain an indication of this is either when SCP - 5770 takes a defensive stance in combat or a sound of crushing will be made. Emergence goes 3 meters feet per minute so finding something thick to delay emergence. Vibrations have also been shown to rush emergence.

+ Wonderland

Note that containment of SCP - 5770 should never be attempted to be contained in an enclosed space as space warping abilities seem to become easier when the 3 dimensions are more distinguishable to which more dimensions can be added. This can be counteracted by engaging combat in a clear opening.

+ Portal

When warping is used in open-air multiple other warping points can be generated to which any object within the space will pass through and exit the other point. (This is essentially making portals it's not that hard to grasp.) Counteraction N/A.

+ Burst

Long-distance fire blasts and explosions through the use of generating anomalous fire, while warping space to stretch open air for shortening distance. If SCP - 5770's mouth, palms, or shoes begin to gain a luminescence of magenta and fumes smoke in the given area, find an area of protection or leaving blast radius. If this is not possible accept death because it will be quick.

Interview Log -5770- 01: - 04/20/2003

Interviewer: Dr. Adams
Interviewee: SCP - 5770
Location: █████ Coffee Shop in █████, █████.
Foreword: SCP - 5770 was given an invitation by D-9909 to meet at a given location and time. D-9909 was then retrieved and brought back to containment to be given amnestics by Mobile Task Force agents. Dr. Adams has been dressed in a business suit to avoid any Foundation information to be seen. He has also been given a voice recorder that was set to send record on live feedback to site 144 Command. In the interview, both Dr. Adams and SCP - 5770 have been sat in a secluded zone where the conversation is out of ear-shot. Mobile Task Force Iota 10 (Damn Feds) agents have been planted around the coffee shop while being constantly shifted to initiate inconspicuous surveillance. Mobile Task Force Eta 10 (See No Evil) agents are planted in the basement of coffee in the scenario of a containment breach.
Dr. Adams: "Good morning Mr. Joker, how are you feeling today?
SCP - 5770: "Greeeaaat~ *giggles*. How's my man doing?"
Dr. Adams: "I am quite fine, thank you. Mr. Joker, I would like to ask a few questions today to get to know more about you. Will you cooperate with me?"
SCP - 5770: "Sure, no problem~"
Dr. Adams: "Ok then. First, were you always stuck with that smile? And does it hurt at all?"
SCP - 5770: "No, she wasn't always with me but I appreciated the company when it came."
Dr. Adams: "Who is she?
SCP - 5770: "She was ██████… my daughter."
Dr. Adams then talked into the recorder listing the actions of giving the subject some space as SCP - 5770's eyes began to visibly shed tears but still kept his smile. After 4 minutes of outside chatter from the other occupants of the shop, footsteps then returned to SCP - 5770.
Dr. Adams: "Feeling any better? Do you still need some space?"
SCP - 5770: "Yeah. *unintelligible* I just got caught off-guard with that one.
Dr. Adams: "Would you like to tell me more.
SCP - 5770: "It was the late 40's when that Red-Tagged Bastard still led the regime. I was in Poland for a while as a delivery man making lower than end's meet and trying to take care of my only child… I think you know the whole gist of the deportation and process of that fucking camp. Long story short is that when we were freed I went running for my daughter hoping she was still alive. The day those bastards pulled her screaming and kicking away from me was the nightmare that kept me going. When I was led to her section of the camp by the prisoners in the girl's section, I found her half-dead and barely breathing. She had suffered beatings that not even an animal should have to endure. Not only that but she had pneumonia that finished her off. *unintelligible* All I could do that day was scream from despair. The only thing worse than that was the realization that I was smiling. I felt happy, no, vigorous at the same time as if relief had washed over me. Then…"
SCP - 5770 remains silent for 7 minutes straight.
Dr. Adams: "Um, sir… do you need anoth- oh shit!"
Dr. Adams then saw SCP - 5700 - alpha to which he attempts to attack the entity. SCP - 5700 then pulls out the pistol infused to the subject's hand and shot Dr. Adams point-blank at the chin. Placed Mobile Task Forces Iota and Eta 10 10 agents then recovered SCP - 5770 after 5 hours and 50 minutes of chasing and combat until the subject entered a gun standstill with agents. The time limit was exceeded unknown to subject to which SCP - 5770 died and was sedated through SCP - 5004.
Conclusion: SCP - 5770 is to no longer be negotiated with for peace and is to be killed and sedated on sight through SCP - 5004.

Footnotes

1. When performing any of the actions listed, there is a set time limit of 25 seconds. When the limit is exceeded, SCP - 5770 will experience a cardiac arrest to which the subject will artificially die. After 13.83 seconds of artificial death, the Subject will regurgitate the viscous black liquid as previously stated.