SCP-7890

SCP-7890 during Incident 7890-A

Item #: SCP-7890

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7890 is to be kept inside a 25 x 25 steel box. When dispensing food or entertainment, it is required for Class D to conduct the procedure. No more than 2 are allowed inside SCP-7890's containment chamber at a time.

In the event of a containment breach, SCP-7890 is to be captured inside a small rebar cage.

If an SCP-7890-2 instance is ever created inside SCP-7890's containment chamber immediate action is required. After, immediate termination of SCP-7890 will be policy.

Description: SCP-7890 is a humanoid measuring 5 feet tall, resembling a "noob" from the popular online children's game ROBLOX.

It's features are square, while the head is the only circular body part attached to it. The head and arms are yellow while the legs are a shade of green. Presumably Br. yellowish green. On it's chest it says "Bony the edgelord hunter" in black Arial. On it's face is a huge, friendly grin. SCP-7890 does not appear to be able to communicate verbally, but it has been heard emitting a loud grunt whenever attacked. SCP-7890 also knows a form of sign language, simpler than the customary version. When critically injured, SCP-7890 breaks apart into pieces limb-by-limb. It's thought that is the reason why it is void of any joints or bones.

It always prefers to hold a knife, designated SCP-7890-1. However, an X-ray revealed that the knife is directly embedded onto the hand. Further investigation revealed that SCP-7890 lacked any joints at all, yet still maintained the ability to walk and pose itself.

When any biological matter comes into contact with SCP-7890-1, the matter will begin a process of blockification, taking within 2-3 hours to complete. Subjects describe this process as agonizingly painful. When the process ends it results in an almost exact replica of SCP-7890, with just the colors or wear being different. The result of the blockification is hereby referred to as SCP-7890-2.

SCP-7890-2 acts as sort of a minion or slave to SCP-7890, assisting them in tasks like escaping the chamber or infecting other subjects.

When any nonliving matter comes into contact with SCP-7890, it will undergo the same blockification as biological material, but remains inanimate. Testing revealed the limits of it's powers. Rebar and steel are it's currently known weaknesses.

Addendum: SCP-7890 was located in ████, Oregon after several reports of damaged "bricky" homes appearing throughout the city. The foundation, sensing an SCP, dispersed multiple Epsilon-6 MTF's in order to investigate the area. 3 MTF's died, all 3 taking on the shape of a black and white SCP-7890-2 with black and white sunglasses and ties.

Interview Log SCP-7890-14-1
[BEGIN LOG]
Agent ████: Hello, SCP-7890.

SCP-7890: Hello, Agent ████.

Agent ████: First, do you recall anything preceding your containment? Any individuals or places?

SCP-7890: Yes, slightly. I woke up in a forest..and I didn't know where I was.

Agent ████: Was there any street signs?

SCP-7890 waves arms in a manner unintelligible

Agent ████: I apologize, SCP-7890..but may you sign that in a different way? We don't understand the way you communicate fully yet.

SCP-7890 proceeds to break down into tears

Agent ████: SCP-7890, please calm down and cooperate.
SCP-7890: I..

SCP-7890: No..no..

SCP-7890 kicks through the wall seperating Agent ████ from SCP-7890.

Agent ████: 7890, GET BACK!
[END LOG]

Agent ████ was found mangled in a mess of bricks and flesh by the time MTF arrived. He was declared dead 3 days later.