Per 
Item #: SCP-8129
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8129 is to be kept in storage room 82 at Site-26 and stacked up in a cardboard box, SCP-8129 copys are to be kept in storage rooms around the facility due to testing activites.
SCP-8129 is also to be found on the shelfs in storage rooms as the storage rooms have every single copy of SCP-8129.
Description: SCP-8129 is a coffee machine with black color and white-lighted buttons on front.
The buttons say:
- Easy
- Medium
- Impossible
The meaning of the buttons are not idenitifed yet due to no testing activitys for 2 months, although easy tastes like latte to class-D personnel who tested between 3 months. Personnel say that medium means a black coffee and impossible blood.
Any Class-D personnel who tests SCP-8129 is to be watched for 2 weeks and an half due to weird behaviour by the class-D's that tested SCP-8129 with easy lattes called by the "coffee machine".
Personnel who tested SCP-8129 are simply suggesting that it's good and they feel weird all the time but they say the taste is good and they didn't feel anything at all when drinking it.
| Dr. May reported it as good. | Dr. Simon reported it as kinda weird. |
| Dr. Taylor reported it as sketchy. | Dr. Anthony reported it as bad. |
The reports of the scientists that tested SCP-8129 in the last 2 weeks after the arrival of SCP-8129 to Site-26.
Tape of Testing 2BA1:
| Alpha: | So, what the hell is this bullcrap? |
| Bravo: | I dunno, I'm pretty sure this is some kind of coffee machine. |
| Alpha: | Heh, this looks funny. |
| Bravo: | Yeah, kind off. |
| Alpha: | Hm, Easy, Medium and Impossible? I'll take Easy. |
