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SCP-8161 is a couch. This couch is contained in site 52, located at [[Data expunged]] in a terminal household. This SCP is in the Keter classification. If anyone gets with in twenty meters of this SCP they will begin to feel extremely nauseous and have a chance to sub-come to a random disease.
Due to this behavior no one can take pictures or record videos, since it seems to effect people regardless of any viewing. The SCP has no cognitive functions and doesn't extrude any form of life. The SCP seems to be a normal couch, it's appearance is like a rotten couch that hasn't been cleaned in years.
People who have been exposed to SCP-8161 have been terminated, only [[Data expunged]] has had a chance to view SCP-8161 and not been effected. Termination of SCP-8161 has been attempted at several occasions. However it has a separate form. SCP-8161B Has the appearance of a were-wolf. But acts more human.
As of [[Data expunged]] SCP-8161B has had several termination attempts but all have failed. It seems that just like SCP-682 It cannot be killed. However unlike SCP-682 It is more friendly and will have a reasonable conversation with any staff it comes across. Unlike SCP-682 it does not grow nor does it shrink when taking damage.
However it has an unnatural obsession with SCP-8161C, A female girl who which SCP-8161B say's is his daughter from the 1300's. SCP-8161C is contained in another facility at [[Data expunged]]. This caused SCP-8161 to be perpetually stuck as SCP-8161B.
No one can enter SCP-8161B's chamber due to it thinking it is feeding time. So it will attack anything that enters, unless in a subdued state. An example would be sleep in it's SCP-8161 form. However in this form the previous information still applies.
Data log number 1. SCP-8161B has attacked several staff member's that entered it's chamber, that was the 6th termination attempt and it has failed. All D-class personal are to report to this location. Due to SCP-8161B's feeding has been delayed long enough.
Data log number 55. SCP-8161C has attempted to breach her facility. As a result the personal there have died. SCP-8161C must be terminated at all costs if she does escape.
As of this document being published all attempts of SCP-8161C's escapes have been thwarted. However SCP-8161B must see SCP-8161C on the weekends regardless of any other events.
Signed: Dr. [[Data expunged]]
