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SCP-834n is a SCP that takes the form of a can of beans. When he turns around, you will notice he has a face, hands, feet, hair, and male genitalia. His testing chamber seemed to have become a can of beans. We tested him by putting subject 32 inside the chamber. Testing started and was aborted immediately after.
Day one of testing 8:30 pm: Subject seems to be acting normal.
8:35 pm: Subject starts to feel nausea, quote "can handle it."
8:40 pm: Subject can't feel his hand, and gets rashes on his body.
8:45 pm: Subjects skin turns hard, and changes color.
8:50 pm: Subjects appears to have become a can of beans.
8:55 pm: After closer inspection, he has become a can of beans.
9:00 pm: The can of beans screams when opened, but cries when closed.
9:05 pm: The can of beans has been disposed of.
We don't know what this means, but we assume that this SCP is a strange type of invasive species, that will form anything around it into a can of * ** Beans. If you ever see this SCP, run away as fast as possible. As long as you are 100 feet away from it, you cant be harmed. Grab a knife, spoon or can opener so that if it does come near you, you can kill it. The scream that emits from SCP-834n will shatter your eardrums, causing you to become deaf. If you find your self breaking out in hives in an alarming rate, run anywhere. Just get out of where ever you were.
Later testing shows that If you do turn into a can of * * beans, you loose all conscience, and die.
