SCP-5257 vs SCP-682 report

Intercom: SCP-5257 please approach SCP-682
SCP-5257: Do you think I’m that fucking stupid, this thing is still around in the future
SCP-682: Who have you brought here this time
SCP-5257: FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Emergency intercom: warning SCP-096 has breached containment repeat SC- ahh help!
Intercom: Fuck evacuate the building now!
(SCP-682 breaches containment as well as SCP-5257 following close behind)
SCP-5257: I thought you hated all life why aren’t you attacking me?
SCP-682: I see no life in you no soul just a empty husk
SCP-5257: The one thing nobody has figured out about me I don’t understand stand my existence I’ve been alive for almost 3 centuries I was born in 2008
SCP-682: Your a time traveler looking for something to make you whole again
SCP-5257: yes
SCP-5257: oh shit i have a fucking recorder implanted in my eye it recorded everything we’ve said shit it already broadcasted everything damn suck on a dick fucking recorder
(Recorder is destroyed)