SCP-933-J
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

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Here we can appreciate the effects of SCP-933-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: If an agent spot the anomaly in matter, it will have to quickly transfer it to the nearest site, to assure the object can be studied by scientist.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomaly that occurs randomly in different locations around the earth. The anomaly triggers when an Homo sapiens sapiens starts executing its body functions, ejecting its dump through its biological ducts, causing the dump to teleport to a glass cup in any location.

Addendum: Discovery Log

<Begin Log>

MTF Agents are enjoying their vacations in a fancy party

Agent 01: I’m starting to get thirsty, could anyone bring me a glass of champagne?

Bartender gives the Agent a cup

Agent 01: Thanks, I was going to die there if I didn’t drink one haha.

Agent 02: You’re so alcoholic you know?

Agent 01: But I got a much higher charge than you, Salute!!

Agent 02: Touché

Agent 01 pokes out of his mouth the content of its cup

Agent 01: What the [EXPELETIVE]?! Did I just taste Pee?!

Agent 02: How do you know how pee taste in the first place?

People around starts to laugh

Agent 01: Oh you [EXPELETIVE]!! Who in the hell would pee on a cup?!

Bartender: I swear that I filled that cup with champagne.

<End Log>