SCP-303-J

Item #: SCP-303-J
Object Class: heh what is that thingy? ah i know its a trash can!

Special Comedy Procedures: INDEED it looks tasty yummy :D

Desk: what? a desk its not a computer its i dont even know what that thing is :o

me discovered it :D: uhh LIAR! you didn't EAT it. I DID!