Scp-BreadedDragon-J

item #: Scp-BreadedDragon-J

Object Class: Lizard? Ohhhhh yeah it's Safe

Special Cointainment Procedures: Scp-BreadedDragon-J is contained in a tank no not a fish tank stop thinking of that. A tank for a bearded dragon it has no special procedures it's litteraly just a bearded dragon.

Description: Scp-BreadedDragon-J keeps scratching at the glass even tho I tell it not to control your lizard jeez. It always does this is I swear. This person keeps breaching Scp-BreadedDragon-J I don't know why they just keep doing it then their so surprised when it bites then or scratches them. Scp-BreadedDragon-J litteraly sheds what did you even expect a bearded dragon sheds this article is stupid I swear. I don't know why I'm here this lizard can litteraly pick up a gun and shoot me if there were lizard guns I don't know.

Scp-BreadedDragon-J is just a normal bearded dragon there's like a million articles probably on just the creature of a bearded dragon why is this even counted as a Scp I bet Scp is going haywire or something they keep picking up random creatures make a joke name out of them then put -J behind it. I bet I stands for joke but I don't know I just wanna go home. Update Breaded dragon has escaped containment and will be released soo