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| Item #: SCP-████ | Level 3 |
| Object Class: Safe | Classified |
SCP-████ before Incident I-591-████-1
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-████ is to be kept in an 8 x 8 x 8-inch metal box, and not worn by any individual unless approved by an O5 Council Member.
Description:
SCP-████ appears to be an ordinary propeller hat, colored in red, yellow, blue and green colors. But upon putting SCP-████ on, the wearer, with only a thought, can summon any object in the known universe, that includes liquids, materials, plasma, gasses, etc. The only side-effect is that when the wearer takes the hat off they immediately collapse. Upon further inspection, it appears that SCP-████, upon being taken off, evaporates the wearer's brain.
It was originally reported when a house in a town of [REDACTED] started leaking lava. When Foundation personnel arrived, they found a child, age ██, sitting on a throne made out of pure jade surrounded by lava wearing the SCP-████, the child and their parents were taken to Site-██ for further research. The child appeared the posses no anomalies power, except for being in possession of SCP-████. Interviewing the parents revealed that the hat was bought at the [DATA EXPUNGED] toy store. Upon taking the SCP-████ off child's head, he collapsed. The parents were administered Class-F amnestics.
Upon further testing, it revealed that each time SCP-████ got taken off, it went 1mm thicker, presumed to be the brains of previous wearers. Since SCP-████ was 8mm upon recovery it is presumed that there were 7 owners of SCP-████ before the Foundation acquired it.
Testing also revealed that upon summoning any object it draws SCP-████ from the nearest source.
Addendum:
Incident Video Log Transcript
Date: 13/06/2001
Testing Team: Site-██ Personnel
Subject: SCP-████
Team Lead: Dr. Roberts
Team Members: Dr. Simons, Dr. Bright, Agent Wiz, Agent Shashkovic, Agent Jane, D-3527, D-3519
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Roberts: Shall we begin gentlmen?
D-3527: What do you want?
Dr. Roberts hands D-3527 the SCP-████
D-3527: Is that a propeller hat?
Dr. Roberts: Yes, we would like to see you put it on
D-3527: Are you fucking serious? I'm not a child if you think you can humiliate me, think again.
Dr. Roberts: D-3527, put on the hat now, or we will be forced to terminate you.
D-3527: Try me.
D-3527 throws SCP-████ at Dr. Roberts
Dr. Roberts: Agents, go ahead
D-3527 goes puts up fists but is gets terminate by Agent Shashkovic with a bullet to the brain
Agent Shashkovic: Syka…
Dr. Simons picks up SCP-████ and hands to D-3519
Dr. Simons: We hope you will be less heroic
D-3519 immediately puts SCP-████ on with Dr. Bright giggling in the background
Dr. Roberts: Thank you, now think of something, like a cup of soda.
A cup of milk pops out of nowhere, falls to the ground and spills
Everyone in the room exclaims
D-3519: Holy shit, how in the world?
Dr. Roberts: Don't go wild now!
Agent Wiz and Jane start aiming at D-3519
D-3519: Okay! Okay! Don't aim at me!
Dr. Bright: We're just cautious, we're just as excited as you are
A Play Station appears out nowhere and falls to the ground, falling apart
D-3519: God damn it, you mind if I get myself some games?
Agent Shashkovic also starts aiming at D-3519
Dr. Roberts: Nothing extreme, please
D-3519 does an ok sign
D-3519: Let's try again
Lays down, a few seconds later a generator, filled fuel can, TV, Play Station, 2 Play Station Controllers appear on the ground.
Dr. Simons: Fascinating…
D-3519 fuels up the generator, plugs Play Station Controllers into Play Station Console and plugs Play Station into TV and looks at TV and generator
D-3519: Oops, forgot something
D-3519 lays down again and summons equipment to connect TV and PS to the generator and connects it
Agent Wiz: Boss?
Dr. Roberts: Hold on
Turns on PS and jumps in excitement
D-3519: I wanted to play these in like forever, do you wanna play?
Dr. Bright: Sure
Dr. Bright tries to make his way towards D-3519 but is stopped midway by Dr. Simons
Dr. Roberts: Forgive him but he cannot
D-3519: ok…
D-3519 summons a game disc, inserts it into Play Station and starts playing it.
Agent Jane: That's enough
D-3519: But I want to play
Dr. Simons gives a nod and Agent Jane unplugs all equipment summoned by D-3519
D-3519: You shouldn't have done that
Agent Wiz was about to terminate D-3519 but thin transparent plastic plates appear and guard D-3519
Dr. Roberts: We have a containment breach! Sound the alarm
//Dr. Roberts, Dr. Simons, Dr. Bright attempt to leave the testing chamber but a plate of titanium blocks their route.
Dr. Simons: Terminate him!
Agents start firing at plastic plates while D-3519 summons Bomb Defusal Squad protection as well as summoning and loading an M-60
Agent Shashkovic: Get MTF down here!
Alarm starts going off in the Site, Agent Ulgrin, and Agent Spike enter the testing chamber and kick down the titanium plate, which falls and pins down Agent Jane
Agent Jane screams in agony firing randomly
Dr. Roberts: This is going out of control!
Agent Spike starts trying to lift the titanium plate off Agent Jane, but without success
D-3519: I'm ready, face me
An aluminum pyramid appears above D-3519 pushing the plastic plates over
Agent Wiz and Agent Shashkovic jump out of the way of the falling plates
D-3519 starts firing at anyone he sees, killing Dr. Bright, Agent Wiz, Agent Shashkovic, Dr. Simons and injuring Dr. Roberts.
Agent Spike, Agent Jane, and Agent Ulgrin all focus their fire on D-3519 knocking them off their feet
D-3519: YOU WON'T GET ME BITCHES
D-3519 sits up and starts firing at Agents but is taken down by Agent Spike's high caliber rifle, shooting D-3519 in the head and making a hole in the front of SCP-████.
Agent Jane: Is it over?
Agent Spike nervously exhales and nods
Agent Jane: Then lift this shit up!
Agent Spike, Agent Ulgrin and a couple of other Site personnel help lift the titanium plate off Agent Jane
Medical staff treat Dr. Roberts
[END LOG]
Footnotes:
1. SCP-████ is to never be worn by Dr. Bright.
2. Currently Series V, unless an article was deleted in one of the previous Series.
