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Item #: DM-666-J
Nickname: Drewmonic-1
Object Class: Safe | Potentially: Decommissioned |
(SCP Not In Use Anymore Due To Its Stupid/Dumbness To The SCP Foundation)
(The Class Has Been Changed Due To The Behavior Of DM-7000-J)
Special Containment Procedures: Is to be contained in a 10x10 Stell Box with Gaming Gear within the Steel Box. Guards are to guard outside of the box 24/7 with no sleep/breaks due to DM-7000-Js manipulating tactics.
(If He Asks You Something About Giving Him Some Water, Say: NO!)
Description: Is A Humanoid Being That Was Founded In 2007 By MTF Kappa-10 ("Skynet") During A Search Mission For SCP-666-J.
DM-7000-J resembles "Drewmonic" the Twitch streamer. But acts strangely than a normal human, it makes weird noises like Shit Noises After You Took A Shit, and that's mostly it.
It has connections with SCP-DL-666-J and SCP-DB-666-J the two other SCPs that are also Twitch streamers.
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Audio Log From Interview DM-7000-J-1
Interviewer: Dr. Gabe
Interviewed: SCP-DM-7000-J
Retrieval Incident: #DM-7000-J-A
<Beginning Log>
Dr. Gabe: So…
SCP-DM-7000-J: So What?
Dr. Gabe: You Aren't As Active During The Night?.
SCP-DM-7000-J: Whatcha Expect, I'm A Normal Human Like You.
Dr. Gabe: No Your Not
SCP-DM-7000-J: Yes I Am
Dr. Gabe: It Would Be Easier If You Answer Me Correctly And Not Wrong
SCP-DM-7000-J: No, I Want My Freedom Again
Dr. Gabe: Ok, I'm Done, I Can't Do This Anymore
SCP-DM-7000-J: HOLD ON!!!
Dr. Gabe: Ya?
SCP-DM-7000-J: Just Give Me The Questions And I Will Answer Them
Dr. Gabe: Ok Then
Dr. Gabe: First Question, What Games Were You Playing In Your Time In This Facility?
SCP-DM-7000-J: I Play Paladins…
Dr. Gabe: Oh Ok, What's Next?
SCP-DM-7000-J: I Also Do Some Random Shit In League Of Legends
Dr. Gabe: Oh Ok…
Dr. Gabe: Welp, That's All I'm Asking
SCP-DM-7000-J: Oh Ok, Can I Leave No?
Dr. Gabe: No, Your Staying Here Rather You Like It Or Not
SCP-DM-7000: Ah Shit…More Time In Here Than
Dr. Gabe: Yep, Welp I'm Gone, So See You In The Next Interview.
SCP-DM-7000-J: Oh Ok……
<Audio Log Ended>
(Extra Notes: This Is Only A Joke SCP, It's Not Really A Real SCP In The SCP Universe, Its Only For Fun.)
