SCP-DUCC

this is an SCP Joke - don’t get this seriously. And yes, this is a real story

Item #: SCP-████

Object Class:

Safe…

I know that right now there are some SCPs like SCP-055 or SCP-2521 that are a serious threat for our existence: they’re antimemetics, cognitohazard or simply counterconceptal – they’re just something that’s just impossible to perceive or conceptualize – but still there is the probability that these can be “safe” for us (I mean, how do we know they’re being some sort of dangerous beings?) and we can keep existing as they simply don’t harm human life; but right now you’re probably asking why are you reading this: well, SCP-████ is probably what we conceive as our end - if there is a God out there, then just pray and wish his help on us. And if that God knows how to classify this, then wait for a proper class

Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-████ can’t be contained, no Special Containment Procedures are needed. In case Event-Ducc will start exhibit in our reality, well, God help us all.

Description: Before reading, remember him. Remember God. And no, not that God. I mean “God”, the username used from Dr. ███ to describe himself as our “Savior”, to show that he’s the only one who can save us. Remember him. He’s our only hope.

SCP-████ is an entity of unknown appearance identified as “Sehr Ducc”; It didn’t display anomalous proprieties apart from an obsessive spamming of the phrase “God help you all” in the Discord Server “████████”, at the time of ██/██/2018; the subject, after some warnings given by the moderators about spamming, immediately stopped chatting for the time of ██ days, ██ hours and ██ minutes before resuming as normal. MTF Alpha-0 (“DuckOver”) noticed this anomalous amount of time to be the exact time of inactivity similar to the one described in [DATA EXPUNGED] YK-Class-End-Of-The-World Scenario. All O5 Council and The Administrator were warned of the situation and the procedure Anti-Ducc was immediately deployed. Further information about the recovery can be found in

[DATA EXPUNGED]

Interviewed: SCP-████ (Sehr Ducc)

Interviewer: Agent HackLoad

Foreword: The interview wasn’t programmed to go like that. It seems that somehow Sehr Ducc decided to don’t proceed with [DATA EXPUNGED]; instead, he simply refused my willing, even if this has led to [DATA EXPUNGED]: I highly suggest we should make more research about this event with any mean the Foundation has. Anyway, I had to fake to be some sort of “apprentice” that had to learn from Sehr Ducc about how to “be a duck”; even if that sort of “roleplay” had looked comical and/or unprofessional, I have to say that if it wasn’t for that ‘writing style’ right now the universe would [[collapsible show="[DATA EXPUNGED]" hide="WARNING: Sensible information inside"]] Agent HackLoad is reminded that enclosing too much confidential information is not suggested. Especially when that information can visibly shake our researchers

Addendum: A partial transcript of a chat between Agent HackLoad and SCP-████;
<Begin Log, 14:15 GTM>

HackLoad: hey

Sehr Ducc: hai

HackLoad: can I ask u a simple question my mystic duck

Sehr Ducc: K

HackLoad: HOW CAN I LEARN FROM SUCH A GREAT DUCK TO BE LIKE HIM

*HackLoad then proceeds to post a .jpg image of a duck inside a banana*

Sehr Ducc: Uh…

HackLoad: i’ll do everything to be like u, my ducc

*HackLoad then proceeds again to post a .jpg image of a duck with a papillion*

Sehr Ducc: [Ends conversation]

HackLoad: my ducc?

HackLoad: r u alive?

HackLoad: (if you don’t respond before 30 seconds I’ll expose you to show who you really are)