SCP

Item #: XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Subject must be kept in a vault 10x10x10 fifty (50) kilometres from the nearest life form, preferably submerged in an aquamarine surrounding. Walls of containment should contain radioactive elements, specifically gamma radiation to negate the no-clip ability. The subject should be facially shaved daily, twice if possible, to negate further abilities from becoming prevalent. No personnel besides D-class may enter the containment sector. Two (2) guards are to keep eyes on the subject via remote location at all times. There are to be robotic turrets mounted to the ceiling of the containment area. The subject is to be fed three (3) times a day and given ample entertainment to fulfil his enjoyment pleasures. The subject is to be told that he plays games for a living (this appears to be an acceptable illusion - Dr. Wesson) and given the materials to pursue his 'career' whenever possible. The subject is not to know of his containment and will be given D-class personnel as friends (D-0875, D-0301, AKA Bob and Wade). Subject must be kept sedated when possible. YouTube is to be hacked daily to ramp views on these 'Lets Plays' to the point of approximately 1-2 million views each.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a man of Korean descent, aged twenty-six (26) years old. Often refers to itself in the third person, especially when presented with a picture of a woman (the more aesthetically attractive the better, voice appears to fluctuate at this interaction) or when in front of a camera. Often has been found to talk to the camera as if it were a large group of people (psychological fallout from the uranium lining? -Dr. Wesson). It has chosen the name "Markiplier" for itself, but often deviates from this for seemingly randomly generated names such as Markimoo, King of Five Night's At Freddy's, and Babyplier (perhaps a reference to its birth? -Dr. Wesson).

Dr. Wesson is known to have taken an intense interest in SCP-XXXX and talks to him as much as possible, claiming a 'psychologist's curiosity' towards the subject. It appears Dr. Wesson is concerned about the mental state of SCP-XXXX and demands as much time as possible to speak to D-0734, at least via webcam. Remains under the alias (via a fellow researcher, Dr. McLoughlin) of jacksepticeye, and takes all audio recordings from Dr. McLoughlin and analyzes them. Dr. McLoughlin (class 3 Researcher) is to do all that Wesson asks (so far, disguise as a fellow "Let's Player" and dye his own hair green; reasons unknown) and, under the directory of [EXPUNGED], keep a close eye on Wesson.

SCP-XXXX is known to have the ability to 'No Clip' through walls; this does not appear to be a common action and, when doing it, SCP-XXXX appears to be convinced he is playing a video game. This was first noted during "Operation Containment Breach", a simulation of a containment breach that SCP-XXXX managed to discover; somehow unleashed anomalous features in his genome. Has been seen growing a pink mustache (refers to it as "warfstache") that apparently grants further anomalous capabilities. This is to be shaved frequently and thrown into an incinerator on site.

SCP-XXXX is apparently a proud but somewhat puerile man who is known to scream very often.

For an unknown reason, SCP-XXXX refuses to adhere to dress code statutes unless directly visited by a 'friend'. Refers to stuffed animals as "Lego" and "Chica", reason unknown.