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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX should be kept in a 10.5 cm x 5 cm x 5cm steel box and should not be taken out apart for testing purposes. Its containment should be kept at a constant temperature of -18° Celcius.

Liquids or sand are not allowed to come in a five metre radius of SCP-XXXX unless permission for testing is granted by Dr ████████.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an ice cube tray with eight moulds, it is made from white silicone and, each mould is designated as SCP-XXXX-1 to -8 due to them all having different anomalous properties. SCP-XXXX is very flexible but it is not recommended to bend due to the possibility of activating SCP-XXXX-6.

SCP-XXXX was discovered in a small town called Ramsbottom in the United Kingdom which a population of around seventeen thousand (17,000) in the freezer of the home of the ████ family. The foundation was called after the two members of the family were found dead due to poison (from SCP-XXXX-1) and the youngest of the family had died due to the effects of SCP-XXXX-6. Over the next six years, there were many tests on SCP-XXXX to find out the effects of each mould.

SCP-XXXX-1: If distilled water is poured into this mould, the water will turn purple and after five minutes, it will evaporate into a poisonous gas which when examined was found to have traces of cyanide and Aconitum (which is commonly known as wolfsbane).

SCP-XXXX-2: If salt water is poured into this mould, after twenty minutes anyone who touches SCP-XXXX will be teleported to an unknown body of water. This body of water is not thought to be on Earth but is speculated to be a different dimension. See Exploration Log-XXXX-1 and Exploration Log-XXXX-2.

SCP-XXXX-3: If this mould is filled with sand, after twenty minutes anyone who touches it will be transported to a desert, this desert is also not thought to be on Earth. See Exploration Log-XXXX-3.

SCP-XXXX-4: It is prohibited to put any form of soy sauce in this mould, and anyone caught doing so should be terminated. See Test-XXXX-1.

SCP-XXXX-5: If the following bodily fluids: saliva, sweat and/or tears are put into this mould, after forty-two minutes, if SCP-XXXX is touched, whoever touched it will proceed to have one to six seizures which would eventually cause brain damage.

SCP-XXXX-6: If this mould is inverted, whoever caused it to happen will subsequently begin to suffocate and after two minutes will die. The cause of the suffocation is a large tumour growing in the victim's trachea. When examined, a viscous liquid was found coating the inside of the mould, when examined it was found to be a mix of epoxy resin and an unknown substance. This is also the only mould that has two different anomalous properties. If a liquid which is at a constant temperature of 29°C is put into SCP-XXXX-6, it will subsequently start to boil and after six hours will attempt to eat SCP-XXXX, all instances of this have ended in the victim choking on SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX-7: If this mould is filled with liquid formaldehyde, SCP-XXXX will release a sound similar to someone drinking, and then the victim will proceed to be embalmed alive and will die after an hour.

SCP-XXXX-8: If this mould is filled with any of the following liquids: Gasoline, Deisel and/or petroleum, SCP-XXXX will proceed to burst into flames which are extremely hard to extinguish. Although the fire originates from SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX is not damaged by the flames. See Test-XXXX-2.

No other anomalous properties have been found with SCP-XXXX and all further testing on SCP-XXXX-1 through -8 has been stopped.

Test-XXXX-1 - ██/██/2001:

Subject: One (1) D-Class personnel (D-1912)
Procedure: A packet of ████████ brand soy sauce was poured into SCP-XXXX-4 and after two hours D-1912 was instructed to touch SCP-XXXX, the moment he did, he disappeared and appeared again in SCP-106's containment, this caused SCP-106 to bring D-1912 into its pocket dimension and after two hours D-1912 was found at █████, this resulted in a breach of SCP-106 which lasted three hours and caused the death of ██ personnel.
Results: After the breach, Dr ████████ made the decision to ban soy sauce in site-██ and any found will be confiscated and disposed of.

Test-XXXX-2 - ██/██/2003:

Subject: One (1) D-Class personnel (D-9412)
Procedure: D-9412 was instructed to pour petroleum into SCP-XXXX-8, after two minutes a large ball of fire erupted from SCP-XXXX-8, this fire spread to [REDACTED] and was extinguished after thirty-two hours, this fire killed █ foundation staff, including Dr ██████.
Results: After this incident Dr ████████ decided to cease all further tests on SCP-XXXX to ensure that no more incidents would happen.