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Item #: SCP-LOL-j
Object Class: idk-stupid
Special Containment Procedures: [none because the 05-council got infected by stoopitity]
Description: [it will make u dum, like jimmy my mom, says dr.gunviolence i like eating that bomb over there. points to a car with scp-035 in it, that scp is now infected with stoopitity jim laughs uncontrollably as the scp-035 tries to infect a car, soon all of humanity shall become a bowl of sad dummies. dr. Anderson died 3 days ago when on a bus, he forced the driver to give all his passengers concussions. after that he threatened the driver with a pair of glasses stating that if he did not let him drive then he will stab him with his glasses. he took control then drove it off a bridge and they all died. also people start to randomly shoot at random scp. so yeah they now drink spicy acid donuts. soon humanity will die in an OOOOFK end of the world scenario when humans are nerfed.]
Addendum: [scp-096 will like looking at people and he will rotate uncontrollably and become a beyblade. so then scp-3299 crashes through jupiter and then commit suicide on the sun. all humans now will drink sea water.]
