Scp (number) Jaren

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept within a standard holding container. Personnel with Level-2 access or lower are not permitted access to SCP-XXXX. All personnel to come into bodily contact with SCP-XXXX should have Class-A amnestics Applied to them after testing.

Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a tea pot of unknown make and model. SCP-XXXX is colored white with blue floral designs patterned upon its surface. When filled SCP-XXXX can contain approximately one and a half liters of fluid.

SCP-XXXX’s anomalous properties manifest when a human makes physical contact with its surface. After touching SCP-XXXX humans will feel the uncontrollable urge to do nothing but dance and sing “the teapot song”. This affect can be erased using amnestics. If amnestics are not applied affected humans will die of either exhaustion or lack of hydration.

+ See Teapot song

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
(one hand on hip)
Here is my spout
(other arm out straight)

When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!"
(lean over toward spout)

Addendum: After amnestics have been applied subjects may feel compelled to hum the Teapot Song or May have the Teapot song stuck in their head for up to two weeks. This is not unuasual.

Test A - 8/7/17

Subject: One D-Class personnel
Procedure: D-5827 is instructed to touch SCP-XXXX. He will them be fed via force feeding or IV.
Results: D-5827 danced for 4 days and 2 hours before collapsing due to physical exhaustion. Upon collapsing D-5827 started twitching and murmuring lyrics thought to be the “Teapot Song”