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CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-˜øø∫
Object Class: keter, KETER ,KEEEEEEEETTTTER THAUMIEL
Special Containment Procedures: [none because the noobs will run the whole scp foundation down.]
Description: [ooooooof! *a scp noob dies* *oooooof!* another, the scp will always escape and it will run randomly flattening everything in its path, looks like some noobs. it can turn into any noob, airplane noob, explosive noob, stupid noob, noob noob, noob train, noob with sword, noob with burning Cheetos lasagna that has jet fuel and a bunch of TNT attached to it etc. all the noobs are 1000% dangerous and when you see one that can only mean a parade of noobs are coming to rampage your town flat. so the noobs multiply 1000000x each day so it is a SK-class end of the world scenario so when you see then run away in terror, if you attack one they have normal human organs, and when tested with scp-049, they all have pestilence, so yeah, scp-049 will have a heck of test subjects to turn into zombies.]
Addendum: [start log:
dr. jim: so how are you doing
noobs:(chanting) OOOOF! OOOOOF! OOOOOOF! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
dr.jim: AHHH my ear drums!
noobs: *quiets down*
dr.jim: how are you doing?
noobs: we are getting ready to trample paris.
dr.jim: how do you get there?
noobs: we kill enough of our brethren to make a dead noob bridge to france DUH.
dr.jim: why though
noobs: the first noob in line dies, * one noob holding a knife behind his back* HE DID IT (points to the other guy), NO YOU DID, *the noob with the knife stabs the other guy* OOOOOF!*dies*
dr.jim: i'm out.
noobs: RIOT, *pulls guns rpg's bazookas and knifes and swords, axes and staves out of their pants*
dr.jim: NOO…* he was flattened in front of 50 people. then everybody in the area dies.]
