SCP Roasts

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• Your so fat you you couldn'f fit into SCP-3008.

• Your so ugly SCP-173 snapped his own neck.

• Your so ugly that when SCP-106 saw you he ran back into his pocket dimension.

• Your so ugly that when you put on SCP-1499 you looked just like the creatures in it.

• Your so dumb you walked into 914 on course SCP-914.

• Your so fat that when you jumped out of the Helicopter with the rest of NTF you brought the helicopter down with you.

• Your so dumb you put SCP-860 in backwards.

• Your so ugly that when NTF saw you in a breach they contained you.

• Your so dumb that when you applied for a Level-0 Janitorial job at the foundation, you didn't even get a call back.

• Your so ugly that when SCP-096 was chasing you, he saw your face and ran teh other way.

• Your so stupid you thought that SCP-939 was your long lost dog.

• Your so ugly that SCP-035 didn't stick to you.

• Your so ugly that SCP-035 asked you to take him off.