SCP-spooky-J

Item #: SCP-spooky-J

Object Class: useless Safe, don't worry. Explained

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-spooky-J is supposed to be in a 1m x 1.2m x 1m cardboard box in Antarctica, under no less than 100 tons of ice and snow, and never interacted with at any time of any day, ever, period. No one is to be told of SCP-spooky-J's existence outside of the O5, and trusted staff members. If one is told of SCP-spooky-J's existence, God forbid its location, then they are to be administered Class C amnestics, and sent to their home location.

Description: SCP-spooky-J is a testicle. It's not a ferret.

Please do not try to find SCP-spooky-J. It's just a testicle.