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SCP-XXXX's meeting place. The script was thrown out 5 minutes prior.
SIGNIFICANT CHANGES TO PLAN: THE SEA CREATURE PALAIS (DE JUSTICE) HAS LAID DOWN THE FOLLOWING DECREE, WITH CLEARANCE BY THE FOUNDATION:
THE PALAIS WILL BE ALLOWED TO DIRECT LEGAL PROCEEDINGS WITHOUT SEASON CANCELLATION. THE PALAIS IS NOT TO BE INTERRUPTED. FOUNDATION VIDEO CAMERAS ARE ALLOWED INTO THE PALAIS ONCE PER DAY, TO RECORD, AS PERMITTED BY JUDGE ROBERTS.
IF DECISIONS PERMIT, THE FOUNDATION IS TO ALLOW FOR TRANSFER OF CUSTODY OF SELECTED CRIMINALS INTO PALAIS HANDS. THESE ACTORS ARE NOT TO BE HARMED. THE PALAIS WILL NOT HAND DOWN VERDICTS REGARDING THE WORLD. THIS IS A BILATERAL AGREEMENT.
DESCRIPTION OF THE PALAIS DE JUSTICE: THE PALAIS DE JUSTICE IS AN UNDERSEA POINT OF JUSTICE, HANDING DOWN SWIFT ENTERTAINMENT TO ALL UNDERPRIVILEGED SEA CREATURES, TENTACLED OR NOT. THE PALAIS DE JUSTICE IS LOCATED JUST OFF THE COLORFUL AND VIBRANT GREAT BARRIER REEF. HERE AT THE PALAIS, WE ARE NO ORDINARY COURT OF PROCEEDINGS. THE PALAIS DE JUSTICE IS CAPABLE OF THE FOLLOWING:
- FORCING HANDWRITTEN SCRIPTS ABOUT THE PALAIS DE JUSTICE TO BE ALTERED AND WRITTEN ONLY BY THE PALAIS'S DIRECTOR IN CHIEF, IRRESPECTIVE OF ORIGINAL AUTHORSHIP. THE DIRECTOR IN CHIEF, CLAWMAN ROBERTS, IS TO ALWAYS ACCEPT ORIGINAL AUTHORSHIP OF ANY ALTERED DOCUMENTATION, AND IS LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO MAKE ALL AWARE THAT HE IS THE ONLY AMAZING CREATOR.
- DELIVERING JUSTICE IN THE FORM OF CHOOSING VICTIMS OF SOCIAL OSTRACIZATION: THOSE CHOSEN AS INJUST WILL BE PERCEIVED AS CRIMINAL SCUM BY ALL OF THEIR PEERS
- DELIVERING UNDERSEA DECREES, AND TOTAL FREEDOM
THE PALAIS DE JUSTICE CAN WORK ITS INCREDIBLE WONDERS ON ALL.
THE DISCOVERY OF THE INCREDIBLE PALAIS: THE PALAIS WAS DISCOVERED FOLLOWING ERRATIC BEHAVIOR NOTED BY LOCAL WILDLIFE DOCUMENTARIES, OF ANIMALS IN THE NEAR VICINITY BEING TURNED OUT BY THEIR SQUADS. AS SUCH, THE PALAIS WAS QUICKLY NARROWED DOWN FOLLOWING DISCOVERY OF JUDGE ROBERTS' HANDSOME FACE. THE FOUNDATION QUICKLY CLAIMED FILM RIGHTS, AND NOW PRODUCES THE 'JUDGE JOUBIN SHOW' ON AN EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT.
NOTE: THE ONE AND ONLY (SO FAR) EPISODE OF THE JUDGE JOUBIN SHOW IS ATTACHED BELOW. THE FIRST CASE IS AS FOLLOWS: THE HEROIC YETI WHITECRAB IS ATTEMPTING TO FIND THE FATAL SENTENCE FOR JELLYMAN BRONSON. YETI IS TRYING TO KICK HIM OUT DUE TO HIS STINGING AND VENOMOUS CAPABILITIES POSING GREAT RISK TO THE SURROUNDINGS.
Foreword: THIS DOCUMENT IS A VIDEO FILE, AUTOMATICALLY DESCRIBED SO AS TO BYPASS THE PALAIS' ABILITIES.
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<BEGIN RECORDING>
(The video begins facing both Henderson and Stinger. Stinger is in the middle of describing his case. The camera pans to Stinger's face, clearly distressed as he points to his tail.)
BRONSON: Your Honor, I tell you, I can't DO anything about this! It's what I was born with, for Neptune's sake! Judge, I'm telling you! I CAN'T RESIST MY ROLE IN THIS SOCIETY! I WAS BORN WITH A STINGER, I MUST STING!
HENDERSON: PRECISELY why, your honor, this MENACE to SOCIETY should not be allowed anywhere near —my condominiums! There are children and families in that building! Children and families, your honor! Let me ask you this: do you care abou- — my noble city! This is protection of the noble idea of family!
(The camera pans to the Judge WHO WATCHES. The ONE is banging a gavel furiously.)
ROUBIN: ORDER. I CALL FOR ORDER. Listen to me, both of you. This story makes no sense! I need to up the TENSION!
(Both parties nod their ς -axis in turn.)
ROBERTS: Well then, it's clear that I've so much to fix, hmm?
(ROBERTS bangs his gavel, decreeing order ZUN-19. Henderson begins to exit stage ζ furiously.)
IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH.
(ROBERTS HANDS DOWN HIS ι-verdict FINAL DIVINE JUDGMENT.)
NO! NO. HOW AM I TO BE
(—ROBERTS BECOMES CHOSEN BY THE PALAIS. THE ONLY CHOSEN. THE ONE.)
THIS IS NOT ENOUGH FOR MY VIEWERS.
