SCP Talent Show

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, welcome to the premiere of the one, the only…

SCP TALENT SHOW!

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Welcome to the show, I'm your host Steve Sorrowton. For those who are new to our program, here's how the game is played: One by one, SCPs will be called up to the stage to present their talents to the three judges and audience in front of them. It will then be up to the judges to decide whether that SCP moves on to the final round. If the SCP succeeds, you will hear this sound (ding), but if they fail…(womp womp).

Well then, now that we know the rules, let's begin. Our first SCP is on their way now.