Tabora Mining Religion

Item#: 5428

Level2

Containment Class:

keter

Secondary Class:

Truculent

Disruption Class:

amida

Risk Class:

danger

link to memo

Special containment procedures: SCP-5428 can not be contained, but all instances of SCP-5428 will be alerted to agents who will try to dismiss SCP-5428 as roleplay. SCP-5428 is an XK class world ending event. We are declaring war on this anomaly, and will stop at nothing to stop it. The only reason we have not begun the attack is that we have lost track of it. All we know is it is growing. Be ready

Description: SCP-5428 arose in ██/10/2019 when at a sleepover, L███, A█████, P██████ and B██ Broke physics. It is unknown, but the presence of a void walker¹ was present. With physics broken, Particles were able to reach the beginning of time, and open the door to the panda realm.

+ List of SCP-5428

• SCP-5428-1 - Pandaman
• SCP-5428-2 - Cosmosman
• SCP-5428-3 - Mrs Wells
• SCP-5428-4 - Mr Tibbercott
• SCP-5428-5a - Chris Chibnall
• SCP-5428-5b - Cubeman
• SCP-5428-6 - Ramen
• SCP-5428-7a - Lala
• SCP-5428-7b - Dipsy
• SCP-5428-7c - Tinky Winky
• SCP-5428-7d - Po
• SCP-5428-8a - 1
• SCP-5428-8b - 2
• SCP-5428-8c - 3
• SCP-5428-8d - 4
• SCP-5428-8e - 5
• SCP-5428-8f - 6
• SCP-5428-8g - 7
• SCP-5428-8h - 8
• SCP-5428-8i - 9
• SCP-5428-9 - The void
• SCP-5428-10a - Potassium²
• SCP-5428-10b - Potassium Bananas
• SCP-5428-11 - FourFiveSix³
• SCP-5428-12 - Saladin
• SCP-5428-13 - L███, God of LGBT, drawing, the ocean, fire, and transfiguration
• SCP-5428-14 - P██████, The first panda
• SCP-5428-15 - B██, The SCP Whisperer and Highest of priests⁴
• SCP-5428-16 - F███, God of Communism and Mental Health
• SCP-5428-17 - Y████, God of potassium
• SCP-5428-18 - S██, God of prophecies
• SCP-5428-19 - K███, God of Mythical creatures, and good rest
• SCP-5428-20 -

+ Tabora bible 1

In the beginning, there was nothing, but a door. And out of that door came a man dressed as a panda! He was known as Panda man.

[we found this, but were not sure if it is real.]
Time is not linear, well not completely. It’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff. This is true. Paradoxes can exist. Time is linear but because of physics not being as true as you think it is, physics doesn’t make sense because it is not actually something that is true. It's not true because it works because the Gods of science are nice. At any point gravity may stop working and you didn’t even know because gravity was never there in the first place. This may happen if Sigma becomes bored and decides to kill everyone and break physics. Back to time, time stops sometimes if a paradox happens that is so big it has the power to destroy the universe. This paradox was when god (the Christian one) appeared and stopped time in the year 1593.
So, at one point in time (1593) time re-started because the christian god appeared and the power of this god did this. She thought he was the only being. We do not know why she appeared; she just did.
She had the knowledge to create life and planets because he just did. She DID have a cause. We do not know what it is. This god is evil. They wanted to make cancer and to kill babies to see the human’s reactions.
So, she now had a clear universe to make something in, time only in this universe re-started by the way. She decided to make a planet two stupid people with no brains named Adam and Eve. Then, the panda man came along with the other founding gods and said “Oi, why the f*** have you stolen the name of our planet we made before you wiped the whole universe from existence. Sorry for swearing by the way.” She responded by putting her middle finger up, plaguing any new human worlds the panda makes with cancer, dead babies and stupid people.
Then they killed her. Then, they re- made the universe. They made the upside down, the next realm, potassium and the fifth dimension. Mrs Wells then made the numberjacks which were balanced by the NumberTaker, Spooky Spoon and the Problem Blob. The pandas and all the events kept the same until 0 AD.
If you are confused, you are stupid.

[To be continued when more data is found]

+ Tabora bible summary

The Tabora bible talks about Panda man creating the gods to look after time, Cosmos-man created the cosmos, Mrs wells created the numberjacks⁵ to protect the 9 realms, With 0 becoming `the void`. Mr Tibercott created all of the time. As the bible continues, it talks about the gods of evil, Chris Chibnall⁶and his army of Cubemen, ANd the god of evil, Ramen. Further, into the bible, It is said Chris Chibnall takes over the mind of the Teletubbies⁷ and forces, Dipsy, Tinky Winky, and LaLa to attack Po, But Po escapes and alerts the panda man, Pandaman then attacks Chris Chibnall, But with the power of his cubeman, Chris chibnall wins, Only for Po to resurrects Panda man. What we know of the bible is finished.

The last entry of the Old Testament is an extract where the Christian god enters the universe. She Creates earth, and Adam and eve. The taborians came over to the Christian god and put a stop to her antics as she was copying the Tabora gods, The Tabora gods and Christian gods fought, till the Tabora gods prevailed, But before she fled. The Christian god made Cancer illness and wiped the minds of all humans of the Tabora religion, replacing it with her religion, the Christian religion. The times following this are known as the dark times, with the Taborian gods trying to reach out to the earth, until in ██/10/2019, They contacted the four younger gods L███, A█████, P██████ and B██, and told them about the religion, then informing the world of Tabora. L███, A█████, P██████ and B██ managed to contact F███, S███, Y████, S██ and K███. And they all became gods.

██/10/2019 - First instance of SCP-5428 in M██████
██/11/2019 - Members of Tabora reached over 10
██/01/2020 - Mentions of Tabora mining religion on video game Roblox. The figure was a shirtless, horned blond girl with jeans and sunglasses. Summoned ramen and protected her 'Roleplay child'.
██/01/2020 - A small, crawling purple child with horns, known as 'Tabora child' abducts and runs away with people. Collaboration with. a duck and 'Mr Bread'.
22/02/2020 - K███ P███████ goes onto SCP RP on G-mod and Initiates a total of 5 people into Tabora. K███ P███████ is thought to be B██ but no actual data linking this has been found
24/02/2020 - On the game SCP-3008 [2.2] in Roblox BluePheonix5 challenges a player on whose cult is better, Gary's cult, or The Tabora religion. BluePheonix5 leaves the game before explaining SCP-5428.
03/04/2020 - With the coronavirus/Covid19 destroying the world, the members of Tabora have stopped, But on scratch, Mewtwo2017 created a scratch page at https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/381798152/. On this site, Mewtwo was seen creating a new video game on Tabora. Reasons to believe BluePheonix214 and Notch_Rules are to help the creation of this. There is also believed to be a website in the creation.
03/06/2020 - The tabora religion is expanding at a rapid rate, On Roblox, Galactica_2 has created the game "Tabora meeting ground" at https://www.roblox.com/games/4914453870/Tabora-meeting-ground
06/10/2020 SCP-5428 is now widespread. We can no longer contain it but we will try to track it
9/10/2020 A taborian sleepover including B██ P██████ and A████ happens, But is a failure, leading to a reschedule
16/10/2020 The next taborian sleepover will be happening on 23/10/2020
19/10/2020 After P██████* showing his 'Godform' L███ has made their godform, and publishes onto Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/bluepheonix214) L███ is also wanting to make a taborian comic

NO GODS HAVE BEEN CONTAINED YET, BUT INFORMATION REGARDING THE TABORA RELIGION IS TOP SECRET AND ALL THOSE OUTSIDE THE FACILITY ARE TO BE TAUGHT THAT SCP-5428 IS A HOAX

Doctor ██████: Hello, do you know why your here
L: yes, I'm in an interview
D: yes. I'm going to ask a few questions and they'll be put on document
L: Yes I know the whole procedure, Inside out
D: yes, so, Do you..
L: Know how Tabora happened?
D: How did you…
L: i do not, it just does. We didn't 'Make it'. We discovered it.
D: How did you know the
L: Your not real doctor
D: What are you talking about
L: this is a document
D: What are you talking about, This is
L: this is something i wrote. You're reading this on your computer right now. You think this is just a harmless SCP, But it's not an SCP, I wrote it to give awareness. Tabora is growing. This is my warning, Be careful
(SCP-5428-13 then disappeared from the scene. It is unknown what happened, as Doctor ██████ isn't part of the foundation)

The leading writer of this document was found dead with an audio tape in his hand, and a gun in the other

[[collapsible show="+ Audio Tape" hide="- Audio Tape" ]]

"Hello. If your hearing this, im dead. SCP-5428 is real, The foundation is a lie! A bunch of kids are tapping into a astronomical power! And one is writing it right now! Im not real! I never died! I never existed! Im being written, Im giving you the message. Tabora is real, I don't know whether it's power is, But there are kids conspiring right now about it's next step. This is it. This is the end. (laughing) Goodbye."

(A gunshot is heard, and no more talking is in the tape)

A new writer was appointed after this, they volunteered to this job, Doctor ██████ is the new Leading writer of SCP-5428.

Footnotes

1. Level 11 on the Tabora magic scale

2. Potassium is the Tabora version of hell, Evil people go to potassium, good people become pandas, and go to the panda realm. In potassium, You are in a long corridor, Facing a wall. In the beginning, you only hear whispers, barely audible. As time goes past, you can slowly hear them better, "potassium, potassium" that's all you hear. Soon, it's all you hear. "Potassium, Potassium," Over and over again, "POTASSIUM! POTASSIUM!" It's so loud, it's all you can hear. Then you say it, POTASSIUM POTASSIUM! and then, you turn around, you see what you are becoming yourself, Bananas.

3. Fourfivesix is an evil planet in the realm we are in. NO one is allowed near four five six as it is home to evil aliens. Saladin can go there though, That is the only exception

4. The foundation has no collaboration with SCP-5428-15, And reasons for SCP-5428-15's name is unknown.

5. The Numberjacks was a CBeebies TV program airing in the Uk during 2006 and consisted of 2 seasons. The Tabora religion explains this as the creators of the Numberjacks retaining knowledge of the Golden age subconsciously.

6. The same Chris Chibnall from DR who, writing series 11 and 12 (so far)

7. Taborians have the same explanation as to the numberjacks here.